who would you rather bang

[wufwugy]

neither is not an option

[gabe]

is that a leviathan

[bigspenda73]

I googled leviathans

[bigspenda73]

It's sick that we think alike Wuf b/c I almost made this thread, but with a different guy.

[daven]

either would make a great story...

[spoonitnow]

1st on the right isn't as bad as the other 3 in terms of size but goddamn I'd have to nail her face down.

[dalecooper]

Russell Crowe is running away with this poll.

[a500lbgorilla]

It's really not close.

[Squeaky_Midget1]

I voted for one of the fat bitches because Russel Crowe is a guy.

[dalecooper]

The lesson, as always: FTR is gay.

[will641]

is instant death an option?

[GatorJH]

bangin fat chick > Gay Sex any day

[dalecooper]

bangin fat chick > Gay Sex any day

Awwww... Russell gives you the puppy dog eyes.

[spoonitnow]

Wait, do we have to give or receive with the guy?

[Squeaky_Midget1]

[Squeaky_Midget1]

Wait, do we have to give or receive with the guy?

which way would make you less gay?

[a500lbgorilla]

LOL anyone that wants to bang those fatties is gayer than those that wanna stick it in Russel. By atleast 10 factors of 10.

[euphoricism]

Wait, do we have to give or receive with the guy?

which way would make you less gay?

Receive, obviously.

[Stacks]

Wait, do we have to give or receive with the guy?

which way would make you less gay?

I had this argument once while I was under the influence and I think that recieving is gayer and it's not even close. For some fucking reason, my friend thinks giving is gayer. WTF is he thinking amirite?

[Squeaky_Midget1]

^^He used reverse psychology to get you to switch positions imo

[will641]

hmmm, well it kind of depends imo, because like if you are in prison and get butt raped theres nothing you can do and it doesnt make you gay. if you are with a man and decide to have sex and volunteer to receive it, that makes you gayer.

[BankItDrew]

I'd bang any fatty any day. Hell, my blog explains how I have $50 riding on my chubby chasing adventures for the remainder of the year.

[a500lbgorilla]

A) Anal is anal. If you've done it with a chick, only diff is that he can't slide a vibrator in his vag. Which is a nearly negligible difference.

B) Them bitches is ugly and you'd only be sticking it in a hole to stick it in a hole. And your fear of being 'gay' makes you much gayer than anyone tossing it to R.C.

Therefore, ppl who vote for the fat chicks are queers.

[BankItDrew]

A) Anal is anal. If you've done it with a chick, only diff is that he can't slide a vibrator in his vag. Which is a nearly negligible difference.

B) Them bitches is ugly and you'd only be sticking it in a hole to stick it in a hole. And your fear of being 'gay' makes you much gayer than anyone tossing it to R.C.

Therefore, ppl who vote for the fat chicks are queers.

zero sense
lots of gay

[Warpe]

Wait, do we have to give or receive with the guy?

which way would make you less gay?

I had this argument once while I was under the influence and I think that recieving is gayer and it's not even close. For some fucking reason, my friend thinks giving is gayer. WTF is he thinking amirite?

anal: receiving is gayer
oral: giving is gayer

[givememyleg]

probably russell crowe

[dalecooper]

I agree with 'rilla, and I'm unashamed to be pro-Crowe. My only real trouble would be the ass hair. And you know that man has a bounty of it.

We need a second poll: banging which one of these would make you most want to blow off the top of your skull the next morning? I think it's the leviathans and it's not even close. With Crowe you just have to resign yourself to the fact that you're bi now, but at least you bagged a movie star. Hell, he might get you premiere tix for a reach-around.

[pankfish]

The fattie on the far right.

[pankfish]

You guys thinking you will be pitching to RC are retarded. You are definitely going to be taking it. It's fucking russell crowe.

[dalecooper]

You guys thinking you will be pitching to RC are retarded. You are definitely going to be taking it. It's fucking russell crowe.

Maybe he'd just want to splooge on you or something. My anus would take its chances - at least I don't have to touch Mt. Kill-a-man-jaro.

[a500lbgorilla]

A) Anal is anal. If you've done it with a chick, only diff is that he can't slide a vibrator in his vag. Which is a nearly negligible difference.

B) Them bitches is ugly and you'd only be sticking it in a hole to stick it in a hole. And your fear of being 'gay' makes you much gayer than anyone tossing it to R.C.

Therefore, ppl who vote for the fat chicks are queers.

zero sense
lots of gay

lol bots just don't understand

[Halv]

they have vaginas in there somewhere

he has a cock

[Squeaky_Midget1]

Fucking fat girls can be heelarious
Case and point!
http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/en...sues.phtml#620

[a500lbgorilla]

they have vaginas in there somewhere

he has a cock

ahh the difference between theory and practice.

[jdubs]

far right isnt nearly as big as the others....... i could do it with enough alcohol and viagra.

[ATOTHEC101]

yeah far right fatty, though heinous and horendously puhgly is alot better than the others, and if it was between getting bummed by russel crowe and fucking her id have to go for her, though id have to put a big fuckoff bag on her head, drink copious amounts of 160 proof liquor and clean out her hard to reach places first. Then once the awful deed was done id scrub like a rape victim till my skin was bleeding, id then pay for psychiatric help.

Also taking is MUCH gayer than receiving, bar in oral related circumstances.

[ATOTHEC101]

o and tucker max is a fucking genius, ive read all his stories and all of them crack me up big style, if you havnt read them you definitely should.

[XTR1000]

there´s no possible reply to this that doesnt make u look like a gay/retard/beastforums user



edit: the fatter, the better imo

[chardrian]

depends on the day.

[Thunder]

I voted for one of the fat bitches because Russel Crowe is a guy.

True.

[Jack Sawyer]

A) Anal is anal. If you've done it with a chick, only diff is that he can't slide a vibrator in his vag. Which is a nearly negligible difference.

Dude, there is a ballsac

Dude, there is a ballsac

Dude, there is a fucking ballsac. You shouldn't have too play "hit the maracas" if you bang a chick's kitchen door


And btw, sooo many closet homo's came out for this thread wtf

[a500lbgorilla]

The widespread fear of being maybe-a little gay is hilarious.

[pankfish]

The widespread fear of being maybe-a little gay is hilarious.

All of you guys craving russell crowes wang is kind of funny too.

[a500lbgorilla]

I voted for Russ and I'm having nothing to do with his wang.

[ATOTHEC101]

im not gay but tbh if it was between GIVING it to russel crowe and fucking one of the 3 on the left...jesus i dunno what id do, theyre just so,so FUCKING DISGUSTING! Im preety sure id throw up whist i fitted the winch and pully system that was going to allow them to physically have sex with me *shivers*. However theres no way in hell id ever be someones bitch and take it, hell would freeze over before a man gets his cock near my pooper.

[Jack Sawyer]

^

you are gay. really.

[givememyleg]

russel crowe is cool though

[flomo]

[x] all the above


i'd bang em all

[ATOTHEC101]

^

you are gay. really.

O stop it you! *camp hand*

[Squeaky_Midget1]

The only thing left to be said

Life isn't about sex. It's not about fucking and balls and pussy. It's about love. It's about people. It's about connection. It's not about tossing salad. It's not about cock and ass and tits. And butt hole pleasures. It's not about these rusty trombone, and dirty sanchez. It's not about rainbow showers and camel-toe slide, and your Cincinnati bowtie, your Arabian goggles or the hot carl and pearl necklace, or pussy juice cocktails, and the jagged-head dildos, and the double-decker pussies. Shit stained balls, and cum swapping, and the hanging brain, it's not about the rattlesnake wiggle, and the alligator fuck house, donkey-punching, and tea-bagging

[Jack Sawyer]

then wtf is life about?

[dthorne04]

russell crowe for the motherfucking win. i'm not gay, but i'd rather fuck the gladiator before i fuck one of shamu's relatives, imo

[JKDS]

at least with crowe id know where to put it.

[Squeaky_Midget1]

russell crowe for the motherfucking win. i'm not gay, but i'd rather fuck the gladiator before i fuck one of shamu's relatives, imo

[Galapogos]

You guys thinking you will be pitching to RC are retarded. You are definitely going to be taking it. It's fucking russell crowe.

lol, my thoughts exactly.

[yourfather]

c/f>>>fat chicks >>dudes

[XTR1000]

flomo wins

[wufwugy]

just wanna say this thread was a laugh a second

was planning on a lengthy post the next day but knew nobody would read it so bleh

[nutsinho]

giving it to RC>>>banging any of those other things>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>taking it from RC

[Ash256]

The widespread fear of being maybe-a little gay is hilarious.

I think banging Russell Crowe is slightly beyond maybe-a little gay.

[OPL]

I would love to bang all 5 at one time

[ATOTHEC101]

I would love to bang all 5 at one time