Select Page
Poker Forum
Over 1,291,000 Posts!
Poker ForumFTR Community

Good Craigslist Post

Results 1 to 12 of 12
  1. #1
    swiggidy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Posts
    7,876
    Location
    Waiting in the shadows ...
    (\__/)
    (='.'=)
    (")_(")
  2. #2
    I lol'ed at least 3 times when reading it
  3. #3
    We are looking for height-challenged female(s) (as in midget, dwarf, munchkin, little person, just don’t know the correct non-offensive terminology) to help run our fantasy football draft. We will be 10 males in a suite at the Mandalay Bay drafting for four hours on August 23th starting sometime in the late afternoon.

    Your duties will be to make sure none of us run out of frosty beverages, to keep track of players taken on an oversized draft board (step stool included), and to wrestle under a glass table while either partially clothed or not clothed at all (this is why we would prefer more than one of you). Bonus points if you know something about football, know how to mix drinks, and enjoy making sure everyone is having a good time. We promise we will not degrade you by using your head for a coaster, nor will we expect any special favors as we value professionalism over anything.

    Last year when I posted this ad we received an offer from a female who simply had no legs, which I determined to be cheating. So please, only true little people apply.

    If interested, please respond by Friday. And don’t worry about bringing anything as we will supply beverages, glass table, and rainbow with pot of gold.


    thats awsome!!!!!
  4. #4
    i c what u did there dick_pump.
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
  5. #5
    what?
  6. #6
    will641's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Posts
    5,266
    Location
    getting my swell on
    lol height challenged.
    Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
  7. #7
    bigred's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    15,437
    Location
    Nest of Douchebags
    Last year when I posted this ad we received an offer from a female who simply had no legs, which I determined to be cheating. So please, only true little people apply.
    lol
    LOL OPERATIONS
  8. #8
    Swig, I didn't think you played fantasy football.
    Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
  9. #9
    5 stars!
  10. #10
    mrhappy333's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Posts
    3,722
    Location
    Mohegan Sun or MGM Springfield
    one I found looking for a bicycle
    [/quote]
    3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
  11. #11
    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ldn/783766933.html


    Originally Posted: Tue, 5 Aug 14:34 BST

    HENCHMEN NEEDED

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Date: 2008-08-05, 2:34PM BST



    20-30 henchmen needed for moderately-sized supervillain organisation with large expansion potential (fortresses built into geological structures, corruption of government officials, possible genesis of 'nemesis' vigilante). Electrical theme.

    Applicants must be willing to learn new skills, including but not limited to operation of specialised 'lightning guns'. Applicants will also be required to wear specialised uniform when at work (functional rubber suits with my logo on front), except in cases where deception is required (posing as hostages in order to ambush vigilantes, etc).

    Desired (but not necessarily required) in applicants:

    -interesting deformations/obsessions/powers(?) giving rise to interesting nicknames (e.g. Claws, Pyro, Buzzsaw, and similar)
    -unwavering loyalty
    -being a corruptible government official
    -ability to work as part of a close-knit team (unless interesting obsession is of the 'lone wolf' variety)
    -grudge against any well-known vigilante
    -flexible moral code

    Equal opportunies employer. Both henchmen and femmes fatales absolutely welcome.

    Great promotion opportunities - right-hand-man position constantly being unexpectedly opened. Would look good on any future supervillain resume/CV.

    Send an email with details of any prior henchman work, or details of what is driving you to join the ranks of a supervillain organisation. Will reply to all serious applicants. Hope to hear from you, and with luck, welcome you into a rewarding and promising career!

    - Jacque (The Zapper) Zerapi


    Location: London, but planned worldwide expansion
    Compensation: £20,000pa starting salary, with added commissions based around success of supervillain operations. Contracts negotiable depending on applicant's personal skills/powers.
    Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
    Please, no phone calls about this job!
    Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
    PostingID: 783766933

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------


    Copyright © 2008 craigslist, inc. terms of use privacy policy feedback forum
  12. #12

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •