INTRO
The scene is a typical day at ISIS headquarters. Not middleeast ISIS, the International Secret Intelligence Service ISIS. Racist.
Ms. Malory Archer, director of ISIS, is in the middle of going over a few items for company review.
Malory: "And if it happens again, I'll put a lock on it so no one can enjoy it! Moving on. Item 6. We received a letter from that bitch, Trudy Beekman.
*Everyone remembered the last time she discussed Trudy*
Malory: But. . . instead of reading it, I thought we should each take turns giving it a literal vasectomy."
Lana, Isis Spy: You mean a figurative vasectomy?
Archer, Isis Spy: Of course she does, Lana. You cant literally give a letter a vasectomy. God, read a medical book.
Lana: ...
Pam, with HR: Oh, for gawds sake. I'll read it.
All members of ISIS have been cordially invited to a couples retreat, courtesy of Trudy Beekman.
This is an all expenses paid, open bar, once in a lifetime event. To qualify, you need only bring a +1.
Malory: Well, its a shame you have no way of getting there, I guess we'll just have to throw this letter back in Ms. Trud...
Cheryl, the secretary, barges in: OH MY JESUS GOD DAMN ALRIGHT ALREADY
Malory: Can I possibly help you?
Cheryl: Please, I know you were talking loud so I'd hear you, so whatever, so if you want a jet to fly to this retreat you can take mine.
Pam: Yayyyyyyyy, a free couples retreat! Soooo who all is taking who...
Archer: Hey, lana...you know what this means? Lana? Lana? Lana? (inhale) LANAAAAAAAAAAAA
Lana: "WHAT'
Archer: (snickers) "Dangerzone!!!!!!"
*And just like that, the employees of ISIS went together on a mysterious couples retreat. But they werent the only ones going. Some ghosts of ISIS's past were invited by that bitch, Trudy Beekman, as well. Lets hope everyone can get by without killing each other at least...*
Game Rules
1. Pink is my color. MINE. Dont use it.
2. There will be no night kills or actions. After all, you cant have night kills or actions without a night phase.
3. There will be no night phase.
4. Everyone will be divided into pairs. People in the same pair may freely talk to each other outside the game thread. There is one other thing about these pairs too...hrm...its on the tip of my tongue...Rats. All well. I'm sure I'll remember by morning.
5. Otherwise, traditional ww rules apply. Bold to lynch, majority lynches, days are 72 hours long, etc etc.
GAME START WILL BE SOMETIME AFTER CLASS TOMORROW