this is my very own thread and i am the ruler. i plan to post lots of uninteresting rants (w/o cliff notes), videos/articles i find interesting, and whatever else i feel like.
welcome to my thread.
05-08-2010 02:16 PM
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gmml's very own threadthis is my very own thread and i am the ruler. i plan to post lots of uninteresting rants (w/o cliff notes), videos/articles i find interesting, and whatever else i feel like. | |
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05-08-2010 02:20 PM
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This is going to be a very long and uninteresting read. | |
05-08-2010 02:39 PM
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so on facebook i thought it was pretty funny that ftr's own bankitdrew and euphorcism got into a scuffle with some guy i know irl, who is a christian. i guess i'll just post the post. | |
05-08-2010 02:39 PM
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05-08-2010 02:41 PM
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05-08-2010 03:09 PM
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YouTube - Putting faith in its place | |
05-08-2010 03:29 PM
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nice vid. | |
05-08-2010 04:00 PM
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IN | |
05-08-2010 04:24 PM
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Nice vid. | |
05-08-2010 04:57 PM
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Haaaalp me jewish god! Haaaalp me alaaaaah. Halp me tom cruiseeee. Tom cruise use ur black magic to put out the fire!!!!!!! | |
05-08-2010 07:23 PM
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05-08-2010 07:54 PM
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You seem like a smart guy, I really really really really really need to piss (like you know when you just woke up after a night drinking and your bladder is on like motherfucking overdrive) but one of my flatmates and his girlfriend are playing some kind of fun AHAHHA I LOCK YOU OUT OF THE BEDROOM. OH NO I DON'T! OH WAIT YES I DO AHAHAHAH game in the hallway, and I can't be fucked putting pants on and the only bottle I could piss into is too full with piss to risk peeing into it any more cos I think this'd overflow it for sure. Help! | |
05-08-2010 08:19 PM
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This | |
05-08-2010 08:35 PM
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Alright, thread hijack over, cheers for the advice halvsame, (I laffed at the youtube link ). I neglected to mention in the first post that I do have boxerbriefs on, I'm not butt naked. So I made the executive decision I don't care who sees me in my underwear in my own house and just went to the toilet anyway. | |
05-08-2010 11:31 PM
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I like how Kiwi just turned this into the drunk thread. | |
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05-09-2010 12:45 AM
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sup GMML, I like your style | |
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05-09-2010 01:53 AM
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My last post in that discussion was "You frighten me." I thought for a couple minutes about how I was going to rip apart his last post. There were like hundreds of different things wrong with it. Including: I didn't start the name calling, he did, when he called me lost; If he is wrong, there's is much harm, including a huge cost opportunity to do bigger and better things than to praise a coconut; then the kicker - zomg @ his last line, which was essentially, "You would fear me if I didn't have peace with coconuts." | |
05-09-2010 01:57 AM
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05-09-2010 02:02 AM
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I'm the one who said Lee Jones! | |
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05-09-2010 02:59 AM
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My facebook profile pic is of a demon beneath the Earth that controls poker. I call him Lee Jones. That's why I found your post so funny. | |
05-09-2010 12:59 PM
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05-09-2010 01:01 PM
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05-09-2010 01:04 PM
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yes, i do agree and understand this. however, the christian fundamentalists who rely on their book for guidance and hold it was fact/holy, it can be a good argument to bring up circular reasoning. but for the most part, yeah, some people would say it's not about the book and about the relationship/social/moral points, which is also just as stupid. | |
05-09-2010 01:05 PM
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05-09-2010 04:28 PM
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05-09-2010 04:58 PM
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05-09-2010 05:21 PM
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05-09-2010 06:41 PM
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kiwi, my advice, always have a large gatorade bottle handy. it has saved me many times while playing poker. i also pissed in a vitamin water bottle on a longish drive much to my wife's surprise. we were in bfe and i didn't want to get out of the car. | |
05-09-2010 10:20 PM
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05-10-2010 01:57 AM
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yo gmml I still gots my wrizz | |
05-10-2010 09:31 PM
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Haha I forgot all about the Wrizz. At least make this thread useful and finally explain to all of us what went wrong there. It seemed like a product that could have taken off. | |
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05-10-2010 09:54 PM
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05-10-2010 09:55 PM
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05-10-2010 09:55 PM
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05-10-2010 10:02 PM
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for those who dunno what the wrizz is | |
05-10-2010 10:06 PM
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05-10-2010 10:09 PM
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i dont play poker that much any more - but is that thing spunk-proof | |
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05-10-2010 10:56 PM
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what ever happened to my wrizz \ | |
05-10-2010 11:03 PM
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Shark Tank FTW! It's perfect for Broke ass, lazy bitches. | |
05-10-2010 11:22 PM
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is the wrizz sposed to help with wrist pain |
05-11-2010 12:14 AM
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I'm confused at what I'm looking at =( | |
05-11-2010 01:17 AM
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05-11-2010 01:58 AM
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i masterbate alot, please send pics of hands | |
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06-09-2010 01:22 PM
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you're on a road trip and stop at exxon. You go to take a safety piss; don't have to go bad but go because you stop. There is a men and ladies restroom, each 1 person only. Both are locked. 3 mins later a woman exits. There is no one else in line. Do you snap go in womens redtroom? If not, how long do you wait before you do? | |
06-09-2010 01:31 PM
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snap in women's restroom | |
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06-09-2010 01:31 PM
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2 minutes | |
06-09-2010 01:32 PM
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I snap go into the men's restroom if it's the other way around, but I guess it's different for a man to go into the women's restroom. | |
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06-09-2010 01:54 PM
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06-09-2010 02:07 PM
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All bathrooms are created equal. Get in there. | |
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06-09-2010 02:36 PM
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great bump! | |
06-09-2010 03:19 PM
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If you just need to let loose the lizard, there's a whole world of trees, tires and hidden corners not marked for any specific use. | |
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06-09-2010 03:28 PM
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Pee in bottle while driving like a man for optimal time saving | |
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06-09-2010 03:32 PM
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^ courage wolf |
06-09-2010 04:51 PM
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06-09-2010 04:56 PM
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lol three minute wait who has that kinda patience when they can just pee on the side of the building. | |
06-09-2010 04:56 PM
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Aha, I see Page 2 is where the other cool kids hang out. | |
06-09-2010 05:03 PM
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my instincts said snap go into womens, but for whatever reason I waited. Each minute I waited the stronger the urge to cross genders but also the more attachment I had to waiting. I seriously stod there for 10 mins. Made my move just as I heard toilet flush, so stayed and waited another fucking 4 mins. I failed. | |
06-09-2010 05:04 PM
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oh and it was my friend in the bathroom. Wtf | |
06-09-2010 05:07 PM
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06-09-2010 05:09 PM
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06-09-2010 05:20 PM
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06-10-2010 11:40 PM
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ha, can't even believe this was a question. I would look around to see if any other females were wanting to use the restroom--if not, I'm going to town. | |
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06-11-2010 01:08 AM
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Am I the only one that never ever bothers to lift the seat when taking a piss? I just try to aim well, and in the event of accidents wipe stray drips with TP. | |
06-11-2010 02:03 AM
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I always lift and wipe down any spray I've left behind--then I put the seat back down. I'm just a gentleman like that. | |
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06-11-2010 02:37 AM
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06-11-2010 03:02 AM
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I told you, like fucking Jackie Chan bishes | |
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06-11-2010 03:56 AM
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06-14-2010 12:32 AM
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I'm with kiwi on this one, unless I'm at a chick's house or something, then I lift and set it back down since I don't want to accidentally miss a drop of piss then have her sit in it later lol. | |
06-14-2010 08:10 AM
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u guys are the assholes that create sticky seats | |
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06-14-2010 11:52 AM
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06-14-2010 12:06 PM
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Last week I swam in the ocean on the North Carolina coast, which may or may not be related, but Friday I woke up with a pain in my ear. It gradually got worse and by 6pm it hurt so bad I couldn't focus on anything. I took a double dose of Nyquil and passed out. I woke up at 5am to the worst, sharpest pain I've ever experienced in my ear. It hurt so bad I was pacing back and forth, I felt like I was going crazy. The pain was shooting down the side of my head and my whole head was throbbing. Without sound too much like I wuss I wanted to just drop to my knees and bawl my eyes out. The wifey gave me a tissue and drove me to the ER. They gave me some meds saying it was a bad ear infection and something to help with the pain. But wow, that was the most painful thing I've experienced. | |
06-14-2010 02:45 PM
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Root cause of your pain could be a decrepit tooth. I don't know if all problems caused by a dead tooth must include tooth pain, but I do know that a dead tooth can create some very weird and severe pains/problems in the head/face/neck |
06-14-2010 03:00 PM
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06-14-2010 04:04 PM
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For once, bigred is right. | |
06-14-2010 04:20 PM
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Jizz makes sticky seats, not urine imo. And we wipe. | |