Select Page
Poker Forum
Over 1,291,000 Posts!
Poker ForumFTR Community

Randomness thread, part two.

Page 70 of 420 FirstFirst ... 2060686970717280120170 ... LastLast
Results 5,176 to 5,250 of 31490
  1. #5176
    I just had a staredown with a mouse who came out from behind my monitor to see what I was doing my computer desk. Little fucker.
  2. #5177
    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe View Post
    I was doing my computer desk.
    With the webcam on or off?

    Please say off.
  3. #5178
    bigred's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    15,437
    Location
    Nest of Douchebags
    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    With the webcam on or off?

    Please say off.
    Please say on
    LOL OPERATIONS
  4. #5179
  5. #5180
  6. #5181
    bigred's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    15,437
    Location
    Nest of Douchebags
    LOL OPERATIONS
  7. #5182
    Last edited by Warpe; 09-02-2010 at 10:43 PM.
  8. #5183

    this is a poorly written, but suspenseful story.. its really hard to stop reading. How many pages is the first one total? I kinda wanna just read it all tonight, but I'm getting tired and have to wake up tomorrow..

    edit: ok, I just finished... it may be tldr for a lot of people, but the suspense kept me going.
    Last edited by boost; 09-03-2010 at 02:35 AM.
  9. #5184
    Wow, this is long.

    Please tell me this isn't the longest shit bricks ever.
  10. #5185
    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    Wow, this is long.

    Please tell me this isn't the longest shit bricks ever.

    haha, I was kinda expecting that or something similar myself.. just keep reading though
  11. #5186
    Halv's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Posts
    3,196
    Location
    No hindsight for the blind.
    Stumbled upon a youtube vid by spoon and discovered that he has the coolest accent on ftr.
  12. #5187
    Pretty sure his southern drawl is one of the reasons spoon hates himself
  13. #5188
    It's certainly the reason I hate him.
  14. #5189
    a500lbgorilla's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    28,082
    Location
    himself fucker.
    Cherry on top for me.
    <a href=http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png target=_blank>http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png</a>
  15. #5190
    bikes's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Posts
    7,423
    Location
    house
    THERE IS NO ENTOURAGE ON TONIGHT AND THERES ONLY ONE EPISODE LEFT THIS SEASON.

    RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  16. #5191
    bbickes I feel the same way about true blood.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
  17. #5192
    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle View Post
    I feel the same way about true blood.
    .
  18. #5193
    bode's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Posts
    8,043
    Location
    slow motion
    Quote Originally Posted by Bbickes View Post
    THERE IS NO ENTOURAGE ON TONIGHT AND THERES ONLY ONE EPISODE LEFT THIS SEASON.

    RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    this season was so fucking terrible
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
  19. #5194
    i had a dream that me and anne frank were hiding from the grammar nazis
  20. #5195
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    i had a dream that anne frank and I were hiding from the grammar nazis
    fyp
  21. #5196
    c'mon now obvious troll is obvious
  22. #5197
    it's true tho

    at first they were the grammy nazers then i was like wtf r grammy nazers so they turned in to grammar nazis then hot chick showed up and started getting nekid so obv my heart rate jumps and i wake up as usual
  23. #5198
    Saw an old lady take 90 seconds to realize the car she was trying to get into was not hers.
  24. #5199
    JKDS's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Posts
    6,780
    Location
    Chandler, AZ
    Beat: Downloaded the virii lol

    Brag: My pc apparently sets daily automatic restore points. fuck ya
  25. #5200
    kmind's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Posts
    5,612
    Location
    Not Giving In
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73 View Post
    Saw an old lady take 90 seconds to realize the car she was trying to get into was not hers.
    This reminds me. A year ago my girlfriend and I were parked downtown on the side of the road and for some reason she started giving me head. It's dark outside but pretty crowded as we are near a church in which a service or something is going on. Well, this old guy comes walking towards our car (but it still kind of far away) and I tell her to just keep going. Of course this guy comes right up to my window trying to unlock the door and putting the key in for a good 10 seconds until he realizes it's not his car and just says "Woops! Sorry!" and walked off. I'm still not sure if he noticed what was going on but I thought it was funny. I suck at telling stories.
  26. #5201
    sometimes I have dreams where I realize it's a dream, and stuff starts getting weird and creepy, and so Im like FUCK WAKE UP MICHELLE WAKE UP, and bam, I wake up.

    Spoon says they're lucid dreams, and I think they're neat!
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
  27. #5202
    Quote Originally Posted by kmind View Post
    Of course this guy comes right up to my window
    This is where you busted, amirite?
  28. #5203
    kmind's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Posts
    5,612
    Location
    Not Giving In
    facial imo
  29. #5204
    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle View Post
    sometimes I have dreams where I realize it's a dream, and stuff starts getting weird and creepy, and so Im like FUCK WAKE UP MICHELLE WAKE UP, and bam, I wake up.

    Spoon says they're lucid dreams, and I think they're neat!
    you're doing it wrong. when you realize its a dream is when you can take control and do whatever you want. start flying around or whatever.
  30. #5205
    Quote Originally Posted by Hawk View Post
    you're doing it wrong. when you realize its a dream is when you can take control and do whatever you want. start flying around or whatever.

    Flying? Seriously? Ygos? Lucid dreaming is for fufilling kinky sexual fantasies and that is all.
  31. #5206
    a500lbgorilla's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    28,082
    Location
    himself fucker.
    Kinky sex stuff? What's wrong with you? I can enjoy that any time I want; non-assisted flight is for real men.
    <a href=http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png target=_blank>http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png</a>
  32. #5207
    so about 930 at night spoon took me to the store to get stuff to make a taco salad. so so sweet.

    also - im going to start trying to be healthy, like eating and stuff.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
  33. #5208
    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle View Post
    so about 930 at night spoon took me to the store to get stuff to make a taco salad. so so sweet.

    also - im going to start trying to be healthy, like eating and stuff.
    Taco salad /= healthy
  34. #5209
    taco salad = healthy if made to be healthy
  35. #5210
    c cups ≠ still there if you become healthy
  36. #5211
    Jack Sawyer's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Posts
    7,667
    Location
    Jack-high straight flush motherfucker
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
  37. #5212
    JKDS's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Posts
    6,780
    Location
    Chandler, AZ
    AH HA! SO THATS WHO THAT CAT IS

    /me is now enlightened
  38. #5213
    This story is from June 30th. And there is no way she got 750mil
  39. #5214
    Jack Sawyer's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Posts
    7,667
    Location
    Jack-high straight flush motherfucker
    Quote Originally Posted by JL View Post
    This story is from June 30th. And there is no way she got 750mil
    you mean typical FOX bullshit? then how much did she get?
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
  40. #5215
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    taco salad = healthy if made to be healthy
    I can guarantee that a taco salad made in North Carolina was not made healthy.
  41. #5216
    I have a friend named Peter Griffin who can't sign up for facebook with his real name. I'm sure he could send them copy of his ID or something, but I found this pretty lol.
  42. #5217
  43. #5218
    kmind's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Posts
    5,612
    Location
    Not Giving In
    Quote Originally Posted by Hawk View Post
    I have a friend named Peter Griffin who can't sign up for facebook with his real name. I'm sure he could send them copy of his ID or something, but I found this pretty lol.
    I have a friend who had brain surgery a few years ago and there are physical damages obviously to his head. Facebook deemed his profile as a joke and deleted it.
  44. #5219
    flomo's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Posts
    5,603
    Location
    mashing potatoes
    people really give their real names to facebook?
  45. #5220
    bikes's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Posts
    7,423
    Location
    house
    the internet has made me an awful person i laffed at kminds friend story
  46. #5221
    Quote Originally Posted by flomo View Post
    people really give their real names to facebook?
    Of all the friends I have on facebook (a lot ldo), only one of them uses a fake name.
  47. #5222
    wtf is facebook
  48. #5223
    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    c cups ≠ still there if you become healthy

    i know, it makes me sad, but i'm hoping they will stay and the little tummy i have will go away. im so tired of feeling like a fat cow.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
  49. #5224
    post pics now just in case they do go away
  50. #5225
    Lukie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Posts
    10,758
    Location
    Never read any stickies or announcements
    so i played baseball for 15 years (into college, the 1 year that i went), and my first (slow pitch, co-ed) softball game is tomorrow.

    i'm right-handed, and was never a switch-hitter in baseball, but i can do things pretty decently with my left as well. for example, i can also play ping pong pretty decently left-handed and can consistently line a soft-ball into right field i'm sure.

    so i had this truly random idea about 3 minutes ago, when the other team starts doing a hard shift into left field, i was thinking i would just switch sides in the middle of the bat (i.e. between pitches). if they want to run back and forth every time, so be it, but i doubt it.

    if this is likely to be against co-ed softball rules, i will not do this.

    if this is against softball etiquette and will make me look like a giant tool, i also will not do this.

    what say the legion of softball experts on ftr?
  51. #5226
    spoon and i are going to the beach this weekend with my parents, woohoo!
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
  52. #5227
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie View Post
    if this is likely to be against co-ed softball rules, i will not do this.

    if this is against softball etiquette and will make me look like a giant tool, i also will not do this.

    what say the legion of softball experts on ftr?
    I don't know of a rule that says you can't do it, provided you ask the ump for time before leaving the box (or is this cheap beer league with no umps?). I do think you'd look toolish though if this is even a semi-serious league and besides, it's slo-pitch, it's not too tough to hit the other way with power. In fact, it's probably preferable to have them shift on you and then poke it down the RF line, especially if there is a slow chick playing there.
  53. #5228
    BooG690's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Posts
    5,090
    Location
    I am Queens Blvd.
    YouTube - Herding Cats

    Cats are the shit.
    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
  54. #5229
    a500lbgorilla's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    28,082
    Location
    himself fucker.
    Richard Feynmen explains trees. I shat a physical brick.

    YouTube - Feynman 'Fun to Imagine 2: Fire
    <a href=http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png target=_blank>http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png</a>
  55. #5230
    a500lbgorilla's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    28,082
    Location
    himself fucker.
    YouTube - Feynman 'Fun to Imagine' 4: Magnets (and 'Why?' questions...)

    I'm just shitting bricks all over the place this morning.
    <a href=http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png target=_blank>http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png</a>
  56. #5231
    JKDS's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Posts
    6,780
    Location
    Chandler, AZ
    Trees come from the air. Brix Shat
  57. #5232
    a500lbgorilla's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    28,082
    Location
    himself fucker.
    And fire is releasing stored solar energy of the wood by combining the oxygen and carbon that the sun's light helped the tree split apart.
    <a href=http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png target=_blank>http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png</a>
  58. #5233
    Feynman's the man.

    "Surely you're joking, Mr Feynman" is a sweet read, too.
  59. #5234
    a500lbgorilla's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    28,082
    Location
    himself fucker.
    Linky?

    oh It's a whole book and not an internet webpage. I am now interested in reading it.
    <a href=http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png target=_blank>http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png</a>
  60. #5235
    Feynmann is pretty cool, but I might suggest that he's being a little cocky or dense with his tirade about 'why'. He's right, but he's also dismissing that what he said applies to virtually everything. It was kind of a weird rant too because it was about two separate issues attempted to be molded into one i.e. 1) a sort of infinite causality, 2) point of reference

    Not to mention, he didn't answer the man's question. Magnetism may be one of a kind with no analogy and gaps in understanding, but there's still a shitload of 'what is happening' that can be explained.
  61. #5236
    okay so for the last three days now, whenever i search on piratebay, i get prompted that theres a virus on the page
  62. #5237
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    Linky?

    oh It's a whole book and not an internet webpage. I am now interested in reading it.
    Yeah, it's less "head asplot this is how the world works" and more amusing anecdotes from his life, but as you've gathered he has a fun way of expressing himself so I enjoyed reading it.
  63. #5238
    internet archive saves the day. text copy of the book: "Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!"
  64. #5239
    JKDS's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Posts
    6,780
    Location
    Chandler, AZ
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    okay so for the last three days now, whenever i search on piratebay, i get prompted that theres a virus on the page
    Same. Im dumb though and ignored it. Lucky for me my comp sets automatic daily restore points.
  65. #5240
  66. #5241
    Holy crap I can't stop watching!
  67. #5242
    ^^^ play this song while watching and shat shall be bricked

    YouTube - Benny Hill Theme
  68. #5243
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    ^^^ play this song while watching and shat shall be bricked

    YouTube - Benny Hill Theme
    lol, too epic
  69. #5244


    There was more lettuce but I put it between two of the corn chips and ate the salad like a corn chip sandwich.

    But overall I think this is a pretty healthy meal. Even if it isn't, at least it has lettuce in it, haha.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
  70. #5245
    bigred's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    15,437
    Location
    Nest of Douchebags
    That lettuce is water. Add spinach, mushrooms, peppers, corn, black beans, or a healthy salsa for some nutritional value.
    LOL OPERATIONS
  71. #5246
    bigred's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    15,437
    Location
    Nest of Douchebags
    Also, use ground turkey or corn tortillas to make it healthier.
    LOL OPERATIONS
  72. #5247
    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    I can guarantee that a taco salad made in North Carolina was not made healthy.
    Rightness confirmed.
  73. #5248
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    That lettuce is water. Add spinach, mushrooms, peppers, corn, black beans, or a healthy salsa for some nutritional value.
    I've never had mushrooms on any kind of salad, however, I do usually add it to my broccoli and put a tiny bit of soy sauce on it.
    I am a very plain person when it comes to eating any kind of salad, really. Usually my salad consists of Lettuce, cheese, ham or turkey, and cucumbers when I feel like it.
    Also - I don't like peppers, because I'm a weird eater, and I've never heard of black beans.
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    Also, use ground turkey or corn tortillas to make it healthier.
    If the little grocery store would have had some ground turkey I would have probably gotten it, because the taste isnt much different, but I did drain and wash off the hamburger, or well, Spoon did, so it didn't have all that fat in it.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
  74. #5249
    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    Rightness confirmed.

    :P
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
  75. #5250
    Yeah, Chelle, kidding aside, the birthday boy bigred is right. There's a lot of fat, especially saturated fat, and sodium in prepackaged tortillas, the ground beef, cheese and the seasoning. Even so-called lean ground beef has 20%+ fat. Canned refried beans are excellent for fibre but also high in sodium.

    Bigred mentioned some great subs, I'll just add that pretty much any lettuce is going to have loads more nutritional value than iceberg. Generally, the greener, the better. There's no good sub for cheese (even low-fat cheese is pretty much just chemicals and oils you can't digest well) just don't load up on it.

    It's not necessarily bad to eat this stuff, everything in moderation and all that business, but if you're really wanting to eat healthy, this probably won't help you do that.

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •