Randomness thread, part two.

[Warpe]

me: i'm wearing my french cuff shirt with my initials on the cuff

wait...you wear French cuffs? With cufflinks?

[kiwiMark]

I'm loving the wise "you have so much to learn, my son" look swiggidy's giving you. I don't think he thinks you can pull it off.

[bigred]

wait...you wear French cuffs? With cufflinks?

In NYC at my corporate office, all the time. At client sites (which is the case today), when I'm behind on dry cleaning.

[BooG690]

How is nobody commenting on the fact that Jyms is about 10 seconds away from attacking/eating the camera man?

[jyms]

Dude, the place was dark, we were drinking and the flash can get annoying. Not sure who took that pic though, I may have just been a little drunk and rowdy.

[BennyLaRue]

How is nobody commenting on the fact that Jyms is about 10 seconds away from attacking/eating the camera man?

How did they get a baby to hold a camera so still?

[rong]

French cuffs are way cooler than the buttons. More stylish. Plus, you get to wear cufflinks. Aside from a watch or wedding ring this is the only tolerable male bling imo

[jyms]

French cuffs are way cooler than the buttons. More stylish. Plus, you get to wear cufflinks. Aside from a watch or wedding ring this is the only tolerable male bling imo

That and earrings, bracelets and necklaces. I don't really hate the eyebrow piercing either.

[wufwugy]

[a500lbgorilla]

Swig is the thinking man's man.

[bigred]

Wufwugy ftw

[JL]

WTF. Why did I think bigred was asian?
Wow I feel like the whole world is falling apart around me right now.

[JL]

wufwugy

[rong]

That and earrings, bracelets and necklaces. I don't really hate the eyebrow piercing either.

Bracelets? Really?

What goes through your head when you buy one of these?

I'm not feeling very attactive today. I know, I'll buy something to improve my appearance. Oh look, a piece of metal, oh it's so shiny and pretty, I know, I'll put it around my wrist, oh yes, just look how pretty it is, look at me now, now I look pretty too. Does it make me look fat?

Jewelry is for women.

[jyms]

[Warpe]

After writing off my Honda back in May, I decided to revive my wife's 1991 Miata which she parked in a barn 5 years ago. Two grand later, I'll finally be driving it today. Still needs new side-mirrors and a paint job, probably some sexy rims. It's white, and she was smart to get the pop-on hardtop.

[flomo]

one cuff BAD, the other ASS

[flomo]

Pics please.

?

[Galapogos]

[jyms]

yea, and if you would have got off your lazy ass and came to Vegas you would have got one too.

[kiwiMark]

I lol'd that you cropped swig out to make it look like jyms was the only one

[Chelle]

omfg i just found a hello kitty frying pan!

[kiwiMark]

Is it from vietnam?

[supa]

It fries kitties? Hello!

[boost]

french cuffs are the nuts. Seriously, your level of ballaism gets bumped up by a count of one when wearing cuff links.

on a side note.. "Big Gay Jizzbank?"

[Ash256]

Kinda NSFW

http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=11673844

[BooG690]

Play me in Draw My Thing: Play Fun Multiplayer Games Free At OMGPOP

Come play! Fun game. Just like Pictionary!

[kiwiMark]

viral spam, should be deleted, he's using that link 'cause he gets points when people sign up through him.

three strikes imo

[Chelle]

Is it from vietnam?

No, it's from Japan!

[kiwiMark]

How long do tiny things live? There's a wee bug about two pixels big that's been wandering around my screen for three days now, but that's a really long time. I'm wondering if there're a bunch of different ones trying to pull a fast one on me.

Edit: Maybe facebook knows.

[Lukie]

CLEVELAND -- A fan wearing a Miami Heat jersey of LeBron James drew the ire of the crowd at a Cleveland Indians game and was escorted out of the ballpark. Fans in the left-field bleachers chanted obscenities and pointed at the man Wednesday night during the sixth inning of the game between the Indians and New York Yankees. Hundreds of fans joined in before security led the man out of Progressive Field. As he left, some fans followed him toward the gate with more derisive chants. James' recent departure from the Cleveland Cavaliers to the Heat caused a lot of anger in the city. Many fans were near the left-field foul pole in hopes of catching the 600th home run ball by Alex Rodriguez.

lol

only in cleveland

[boost]

I had a garage night at my place. About 15 or so vintage bike guys came out from a google group I'm a part of. So these are some pics one of the guys took of my bike that I mentioned a week or so back.




edit: weird the images were working last night.. now nothing.. Lets see if rehosting works.

[JKDS]

How long do tiny things live?.

Bout 2 minutes for me.

10seconds in: wtf?

12 seconds in : O NO U DI'ENT!

1min 55 seconds in: Squish

2min in: ew, wipe on pants/used napkin/tissue etc

[bode]

Season 2 of jersey shore tonight!!!!!1

[bode]

Fucking caps lock filter

[bigred]

Season 2 of jersey shore tonight!!!!!1

I heard the producers dispense Herpes medicine like candy on that set (seriously)

[Warpe]

omfg i just found a hello kitty frying pan!

only good for a cat.

it's better to wok the dog.

[wufwugy]

I had a garage night at my place. About 15 or so vintage bike guys came out from a google group I'm a part of. So these are some pics one of the guys took of my bike that I mentioned a week or so back.




edit: weird the images were working last night.. now nothing.. Lets see if rehosting works.

How many of these did you steal?

[Warpe]

only good for a cat.

it's better to wok the dog.

you know...like 'wok'...as in stir fry...in a wok...

it's an asian joke...



*taps microphone* is this thing on?

[Chelle]

omg i hate the hiccups!!!

[fjuanl]

YouTube - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Rated R

[bigspenda73]

A lot of athletes/celebs are always thanking the overseas military saying stuff like "with out you we wouldn't be doing this". First of all, is that anywhere near the truth and secondly, can I be annoyed by this?

[BennyLaRue]

A lot of athletes/celebs are always thanking the overseas military saying stuff like "with out you we wouldn't be doing this". First of all, is that anywhere near the truth and secondly, can I be annoyed by this?

What they mean is "without you we wouldn't be thanking you".

But sure, you can be annoyed by it.

[wufwugy]

A lot of athletes/celebs are always thanking the overseas military saying stuff like "with out you we wouldn't be doing this". First of all, is that anywhere near the truth and secondly, can I be annoyed by this?

You can't be as annoyed as I am

Support our troops? How about fuck our troops. Biggest pile of propaganda shit that they're out their defending our freedoms against bad people. More like they're out there making hundreds of billions for corporate mercenaries like Halliburton, KBR, and Blackwater by murdering brown people who speak a weird language and can't afford plumbing

Even the most progressive politician in the country must 'support the troops'. We've fallen so deeply into these lies that we don't realize that we're not The Rebels, but The Empire, Death Star, and Storm Troopers

Fuck the Commander in Chief and his slimey corporate blowing ass, fuck the US military and its greedy empire of evil and oppression, and fuck the troops who do the bidding of legalized murder

BTW, the context I'm using is more on a systemic level than an individual level. Life is largely about circumstances, contradictions, and tough choices. There are good people in the military, that's not my problem. My problem is that on the macro level, the US military has evolved into primarily a weapon of great destruction and oppression of people of unlucky birth. The troops are not individually responsible for this, but our mindset about them is an unfailing example of our persistence to rape and pillage

Also, since I know some people are likely to get mad at this post, let me just say that I'd most definitely be one of the best Commander in Chief of the US military when at war because I would make the case to the citizenry and we would successfully fund the troops on the field with adequate material, which is far from what they've gotten under Bush and Barry. Many military personnel have died preventable deaths due to inadequate equipment (and all that have died have done so in false wars)

[BooG690]

inb4 triumphant cracker says dumb shit

[wufwugy]

I take it back. I gladly support an institution that violently rapes 2/3rds of its women.

You guys remember that story a while back of the KBR employee who was drugged and gang raped by seven other employees, locked in a shipping container for days until somebody lent her his phone and she called her dad then he contacted his state representative. Al Franken then hero'd a bill that would allow access to US courts to defense contractor employees then 3/4s of Republican Senators voted against it.

These people are Pure. Fucking. Evil. I hate them so much. If provided with a legal license to kill, I would so so so so so so so gladly hunt down and brutally murder every rapist I could get my hands on. I would sleep like a baby each and every night

It's part of why I plan on never having children. Because I know that if my daughter were raped I would have no choice but to hunt the scumbag down, end his life, then go to prison for the rest of mine

[bigred]

Back in an airport bar. I feel like I live in airports nowadays.

Sadly, both of my flights are small jets so I won't be upgraded to first class since it doesn't exist :sadface:

[UG]

ok so I'm drunk as shit

the human body is awesome. before puking (which I did NOT do), I am able to open my mouth like a faucet and spit/saliva pours out......I held back the puke, maybe 30 more minutes and I will be there.


come take my money Pandora III 100-250

[supa]

I had a garage night at my place. About 15 or so vintage bike guys came out from a google group I'm a part of. So these are some pics one of the guys took of my bike that I mentioned a week or so back.




edit: weird the images were working last night.. now nothing.. Lets see if rehosting works.

Love your bike boost. Perfect for the canyons and backroads here in So-cal. A little jealous cuz I haven't been able to ride since I went down last july. Raise hell, foster mayhem, ride fast and do BIG wheelies.

[UG]

JABU!

[kmind]

Darrell/Mr. Rollback from the Walmart commercials works at my Walmart. How you like them apples?

[bigspenda73]

I need Wuf to break this clip down

YouTube - Paris Texas Police Officer Throws Teen on Car

[wufwugy]

He caught the kid stealing a bike, so what?

[bigspenda73]

the video is hilarious, come on man!

[BooG690]

An hour wait for a 1/2 table at Sands Casino in Pennsylvania. This sucks.

[wufwugy]

hey gmmbb, rilla, et al, what are the rules on posting links to really nsfw stuff like what you find on motherless or youporn? there have been times where posting link to something of the sort would have been appropos for like a 'would hit' thread or something, but i dont because unsure of regs

[Warpe]

^^^^
when in doubt, don't...

but usually you're fine with just not embedding the image and instead posting a link with a prominent NSFW warning

[a500lbgorilla]

Hmm, I'll see what the mods and admins think and get back to you.

[bigred]

sitting in erie,pa airport....again...and delayed...again. Most likely going to miss my connection and all flights to nyc area are overbooked. I'm hoping my detroit to lga flight is delayed so I can make it. My backup option is to fly to westchester, take a taxi to the mta white plaines station, and then eventually get home at 130am. yay

[UG]

felt my baby boy kick for the first time in Las Vegas. no shit. he must have known it was time to party (or he was 19 weeks and that's when you can start feeling kicks and shit but whatever). kid in the belly is bouncing/kicking like a crazy dude at night, every night (and at all times really, but it's easier to feel when my wifey is stationairy).

I poke my wife's belly just to fuck with him. more often than not he pokes back, kind of awesome.

my wife and I were both athletes, we both played college sports, we both coach and/or umpire at the high school (and wife umps college) level for baseball. our kid is going to be a fucking stud, no doubt. what happens, though, when my fucking kid wants to take dancing lessons, gymnastics, learn to tap dance, learns show-tunes by heart, etc?

[boost]

felt my baby boy kick for the first time in Las Vegas. no shit. he must have known it was time to party (or he was 19 weeks and that's when you can start feeling kicks and shit but whatever). kid in the belly is bouncing/kicking like a crazy dude at night, every night (and at all times really, but it's easier to feel when my wifey is stationairy).

I poke my wife's belly just to fuck with him. more often than not he pokes back, kind of awesome.

my wife and I were both athletes, we both played college sports, we both coach and/or umpire at the high school (and wife umps college) level for baseball. our kid is going to be a fucking stud, no doubt. what happens, though, when my fucking kid wants to take dancing lessons, gymnastics, learn to tap dance, learns show-tunes by heart, etc?

just embrace it man. Can't force the kid to live a life that allows you to vicariously relive your life how you wish you had lived it. If your kid grows up to be an great gymnast, that's fucking awesome. If you try to steer the kid away form something he naturally likes he'll just be confused and eventually grow to resent you.

[UG]

@boost -- ha, I will love, or learn to love (haha!), whatever my kid loves. end of story. boost, I'm not THAT shallow, just throwing out some random thoughts!

thoughts came up earlier today between a bunch of macho dudes at this baseball thing we attended.....most of the guys were like "you're going to have the most badass fucking kid ever" but then there were a couple of guys that jokingly said "yeah you're so awesome you're going to have tap-dancer leotard wearing soprano show-tunes singing etc etc kid." just made me think.

decent chance (maybe?) my kid's a baller.

100% chance we will support whatever that fucker wants to do.

[kiwiMark]

What if he wants to be a cricketer :O

[boost]

What if he wants to be a cricketer :O

burn it with fire.

[jyms]

my wife and I were both athletes, we both played college sports, we both coach and/or umpire at the high school (and wife umps college) level for baseball. our kid is going to be a fucking stud, no doubt. what happens, though, when my fucking kid wants to take dancing lessons, gymnastics, learn to tap dance, learns show-tunes by heart, etc?

Welcome to my world. My Kid seems like he's going in this direction. He's a Cancer and seems to be more emotional and driven by music, movies and arts and crafts. He does play some soccer and baseball but more to hang with friends than to be competitive. He loves video games though so I know he's got some of my genes.

[boost]

Welcome to my world. My Kid seems like he's going in this direction. He's a Cancer and seems to be more emotional and driven by music, movies and arts and crafts. He does play some soccer and baseball but more to hang with friends than to be competitive. He loves video games though so I know he's got some of my genes.

yes, the fact that he is a cancer has something to do with his personality [/sarcasm]

[bigred]

I feel like calling someone's kid a cancer is kinda rude...

[wufwugy]

I agree that children are cancerous

[Chelle]

children are evil. i just like their toys!
like anything hello kitty related!

[kiwiMark]

Welcome to my world. My Kid seems like he's going in this direction. He's a Cancer...

poor planning on your part

[a500lbgorilla]

He's a Cancer

Jyms I'm going to give you some advice my father gave me - you're being an idiot. Stop it

[jyms]

Luckily for my kid I played a couple sports fairly competitively and I won't have to live vicariously through him. I won't have to push him and drive him to be something he doesn't want to be. If he ends up not playing sports I can live with it.

[bigred]

i lol every thread that hawkfan posts in now....effin love will arnette

[badandy519]

sitting in erie,pa airport....again...and delayed...again. Most likely going to miss my connection and all flights to nyc area are overbooked. I'm hoping my detroit to lga flight is delayed so I can make it. My backup option is to fly to westchester, take a taxi to the mta white plaines station, and then eventually get home at 130am. yay

How was Erie? That's my home town, traveled out of there weekly for about 3 years...

Airport pros: 4 minutes max to check in and get through security

Airport cons: everything else

[bigred]

How was Erie? That's my home town, traveled out of there weekly for about 3 years...

Airport pros: 4 minutes max to check in and get through security

Airport cons: everything else

More pros include that they announce when it's time to come through the 4 min security so you can get that extra beer in at the bar.

Erie was ok. The lake side is nice. I liked eating at Matthew's Tratorria. My colleague who was working on the project is an anti-social vegetarian so I didn't do a ton besides get delivery to my hotel from applebee's, damon's, etc.