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  1. 11-17-2005 06:17 PM #1
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    Default Another rigged post

    http://h1.ripway.com/davefbeatty/RIGGED.pdf

    I am sorry, this was so good I felt it deserved its own discussion.

    It is all the illuminati's fault.
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  2. 11-17-2005 06:22 PM #2
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    himself fucker.
    I'm assuming that it was a joke that got real funny. I could really get that deep into it.

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  3. 11-30-2005 07:47 PM #3
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    "Our analyzis of dozens of hands clearly proves that this type of action happen online far more than it should. That's right, proof that internet poker is rigged".

    WTF OMG DOZENS??? OMG OMG RIGGED!!!11shift!11eleven!

    (Read the last two lines in the small font at the bottom)
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    this is my favourite part of the post
    it looks like angry boobs
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  4. 11-30-2005 09:24 PM #4
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    omg
    why cant people just understand that it like happens?
    i get busted as does everyone else by freak show stuff but hey it has a chance to happen right
    like the time i sat next to that guy who got AA 5 hands in a row........ hmmmm
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  5. 11-30-2005 11:16 PM #5
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    I just love his diagram showing how internet companies are supported by various people such as the new world order and France.
    Beautiful
    The strong point in poker is never to lose your temper, either with those you are playing with or, more particularly, with the cards. There is no sympathy in poker. Always keep cool. If you lose your head you will lose all your chips.
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  6. 11-30-2005 11:20 PM #6
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    Just got to the part about cashout penalty.
    Demi this is funny as hell
    The strong point in poker is never to lose your temper, either with those you are playing with or, more particularly, with the cards. There is no sympathy in poker. Always keep cool. If you lose your head you will lose all your chips.
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  7. 12-01-2005 01:40 PM #7
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    And I can gaurantee Coke's worldwide advertising budget alone dwarfs Party's net revenue.
    Come give me advice.
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  8. 12-03-2005 06:51 PM #8
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    Satire at is finest.
    Send lawyers, guns and money - the sh*t has hit the fan!
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  9. 12-06-2005 03:25 PM #9
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    Hahaha the flow chart is amazing
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  10. 12-06-2005 04:00 PM #10
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    The ten best hands in poker are the ten your opponents are least likely to put you
    on. You want a hand that will come as a total surprise, and which you can
    kneecap your opponents with when it hits. They're playing AA and think top set is
    good. If they're playing against typical players, it might well be. But on a board of
    A29J5 rainbow, that hand is total garbage against you IF you're the one holding one of
    the real top ten hands in hold'em: 4-3.
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