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  1. #1

    Default Hi everyone!

    I'm new here and trying to figure everything out!

    If you have any tips for me, please post them below!

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    I'd suggest you pick a better team.
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    According to Google, here's 10 tips.

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    Good luck!
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    I'd suggest you pick a better team.
    Yea right, you wouldn't know a good team if a monkey played on it.

    The Falcons are the best!
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    Tom Brady > Matt Ryan
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    Tom Brady > Matt Ryan
    Matt ryan is going into his 3rd season as a starting qb in the nfl.

    Tom brady is washed up.

    *Falcons > Patriots*
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    Neither of those facts are true.

    Matt Ryan accidentally the football
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    Neither of those facts are true.

    Matt Ryan accidentally the football
    Okay, if you're a homer you might not think tom brady is washed up.

    But what makes you think this isn't matt ryans third season???

    LMAO

    What do you mean he accidentally the football?!
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    He accidentally the football


    Pretty straightforward
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    He accidentally the football


    Pretty straightforward
    Well it wasn't by accident that the Falcons had back to back winning seasons for the first time in franchise history (44 seasons)

    Both seasons had matt ryan as starter.

    He's the best Falcons QB ever.

    Don't be jealous. I know the whole league is.

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    Yeah, but he also accidentally the endzone
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    accidentally what?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JL View Post
    accidentally what?
    He's not making any sense!

    It's too funny.

    LMAO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JL View Post
    accidentally what?


    The endzone


    (You ruined it though, I was willing to do this forever)
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    Quote Originally Posted by atlantafalcons0 View Post
    Well it wasn't by accident that the Falcons had back to back winning seasons for the first time in franchise history (44 seasons)

    Both seasons had matt ryan as starter.

    He's the best Falcons QB ever.

    Don't be jealous. I know the whole league is.

    Brady had a super bowl ring by now imo

    Mike Vick?
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    He accidentally the WHOLE endzone?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    Brady had a super bowl ring by now imo

    Mike Vick?
    You are a joke my man, tom brady is not as good as he was.

    Vick is a dog killer who should be working at the humane society.

    Matt Ryan is da man!

    Matty Ice!
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    Still, I could list 31 other NFL teams which would be a better choice than the Falcons.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    Still, I could list 31 other NFL teams which would be a better choice than the Falcons.
    Yea right, you couldn't name 5.

    Geez, what an obvious Matt Ryan hater.
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    is that bad?
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    Big Red gives me the lolage.
    Normski
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce View Post
    Big Red gives me the lolage.
    Big red gives me a hard time.

    I'm new here for crying out loud!

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    everyone gets a hard time when they first arrive. prob best to get your presentation out of the way then we can all move on.
    Normski
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    Thank goodness, I thought I was the only one who was told my team stinks when I first arrive in my intro thread.

    LOL Thanks for the warm welcome!

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    Thanks, this seems like a cool place with lots of information and poker strategy.

    I like giving my two cents about poker hands and how they were played.

    Thanks for giving me such a warm welcome and I will try to return the favor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by atlantafalcons0 View Post
    Thanks, this seems like a cool place with lots of information and poker strategy.

    I like giving my two cents about poker hands and how they were played.

    Thanks for giving me such a warm welcome and I will try to return the favor.
    Just make sure you don't accidentally your two cents with your poker hands
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    Why do I think OP is actually older than I am? I truly laughed out loud at this thread. Bigred finally came through on something.

    Oh, and op needs to learn that back to back winning seasons doesn't make Matty Ryan an all pro QB.

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    Quote Originally Posted by atlantafalcons0 View Post
    Yea right, you wouldn't know a good team if a monkey played on it.
    How does a monkey playing on the team make it a good team?


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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.

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