cosmo sex tip #666 “ when he's least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan
09-09-2013 02:47 PM
#11251
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cosmo sex tip #666 “ when he's least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan | |
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09-09-2013 09:18 PM
#11252
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09-09-2013 09:25 PM
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I WAS JUST WATCHING THAT | |
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09-10-2013 03:33 AM
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bwa ha ha ha ha | |
Last edited by Luco; 09-10-2013 at 07:52 AM.
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09-10-2013 03:55 PM
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LOL | |
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09-10-2013 08:15 PM
#11256
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Fact: I have had 5 jobs since I joined FTR, none of which was being a male prostitute. | |
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09-11-2013 11:14 AM
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Fellow countryman hits 55hr in japan, they gve him a fucking bouquet | |
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09-11-2013 03:34 PM
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mother fuckers that don't do what they said they'd do piss me of. | |
Last edited by Chelle; 09-11-2013 at 03:37 PM.
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09-11-2013 03:43 PM
#11259
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Breaking Fucking Bad! | |
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09-11-2013 04:30 PM
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i really need to watch this show i got netflix and everything for it but i still havent watched it | |
09-11-2013 05:14 PM
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09-11-2013 06:42 PM
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09-13-2013 04:01 AM
#11263
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If I get laid in the morning I've realised it makes a huge difference to my day. I can deal with anything. I'm not moody going to work, I don't feel grumpy, my whole outlook is positive, my aggression level drops and I'm a generally happy person. | |
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09-13-2013 04:03 AM
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Nice brag post rong. | |
09-13-2013 04:25 AM
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Lol | |
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09-13-2013 04:47 AM
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09-13-2013 12:44 PM
#11267
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for the past 40 minutes i've been trying to work up the courage to say a simple hello to someone and i just can't fucking do it | |
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09-13-2013 01:11 PM
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calling it now. | |
09-13-2013 02:03 PM
#11269
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i get a giddy smile on my face when i think about chippy... | |
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09-13-2013 03:00 PM
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terror. they say that terror lies in the deep. | |
09-13-2013 04:25 PM
#11271
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Prince never said "Hello" | |
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09-13-2013 06:19 PM
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09-13-2013 07:03 PM
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09-13-2013 07:04 PM
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ur a girl? |
09-13-2013 07:31 PM
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I NEED TO PEE | |
09-13-2013 07:32 PM
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AIM FOR OZ | |
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09-14-2013 01:40 AM
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I grew up told Stephen King was a no-talent shocky horror writer. In my teens I read Green Mile. It was kind of amazing. I called King one of the best writers to ever live. His prose flows and his characters are as real as real is. Fast forward over a decade: I haven't read much anything since. I try out several different novels: Vonnegut, Salvatore, GRRM, Jacques, Dumas. Still don't hold a candle to Motherfucking Stephen King. "Shocky horror" genre fiction is a facade. Dude is legit. I read one page and I feel what's going on |
09-14-2013 02:00 AM
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Writing, some people seem to think it should be art where as other people just want to convey something. | |
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09-14-2013 02:44 AM
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09-14-2013 02:52 AM
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http://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthough..._overdose_the/ | |
09-14-2013 03:50 AM
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09-14-2013 04:03 AM
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09-14-2013 04:10 AM
#11283
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BANNED
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I know you will finally get the courage to say hello to chippy |
Last edited by ChipEaterMan; 09-14-2013 at 01:31 PM. | |
09-14-2013 04:15 AM
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BANNED
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Last edited by ChipEaterMan; 09-14-2013 at 10:53 AM. | |
09-14-2013 04:31 AM
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Ty savvy. I may do a naked one just for you. | |
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09-14-2013 06:45 AM
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nooooo savy, y u reveal my esoteric gif making secrets ;_; | |
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09-14-2013 06:46 AM
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Considering all I had to do was to look at the url of the picture and google gifyo to see what it was. Think of this as hacking to help you protect yourself in the future. |
09-14-2013 06:49 AM
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09-14-2013 07:33 AM
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09-14-2013 07:35 AM
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09-14-2013 09:28 AM
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09-14-2013 09:30 AM
#11292
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BANNED
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Pink suits you aubrey! |
Last edited by ChipEaterMan; 09-14-2013 at 09:38 AM. | |
09-14-2013 09:44 AM
#11293
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LOL awesome | |
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09-14-2013 11:27 AM
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09-14-2013 11:47 AM
#11295
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welcome to the cringe thread | |
09-14-2013 03:16 PM
#11296
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Aubrey in yellow is 10x cuter/hotter than Aubrey with hair down gif. I want to know a logical explanation for why this is the case! | |
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09-14-2013 04:42 PM
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09-14-2013 05:02 PM
#11298
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There's a metaphysical explanation for that, it's called the chippy giddy smile effect on women. When women maintain a conscious giddy mental connection with chippy, their presence will naturally radiate a certain beauty and undisturbed, inner tranquility. Such females glow, look gorgeous and seem irresistible to those who value goodness. They have an attractor field of loveliness which, likewise, tends to bring out the beauty in other people. |
Last edited by ChipEaterMan; 09-14-2013 at 09:29 PM. | |
09-14-2013 05:28 PM
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This thread is now the H.M.S Randomness. I am her captain. Put some asymmetric thrust behind this beauty and turn her from "let's fuck" to "get fucked" to "fuck yeah!" | |
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09-15-2013 03:13 AM
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so fucking cringe. | |
09-15-2013 10:29 AM
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i like to leave a trail of cringe wherever i go. | |
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09-15-2013 11:15 AM
#11302
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nobody expects the spanish inquisition | |
09-15-2013 12:18 PM
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I always expect the spanish inquisition. That way they'll never get you. | |
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09-15-2013 12:21 PM
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09-15-2013 12:31 PM
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09-15-2013 01:36 PM
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09-15-2013 02:05 PM
#11307
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Because the objective of language is communication, not to be (logically in the mathematical sense) correct. Now there's a dry answer for you! | |
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09-15-2013 02:34 PM
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Language is the best. | |
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09-15-2013 03:14 PM
#11309
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I understand. I wasn't correcting anyone. | |
09-15-2013 03:40 PM
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It simply has a different meaning to use 'you' or 'me' there. | |
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09-15-2013 06:51 PM
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boyfran's brakes are finally fixed. they replaced the pads again, this time with ceramic ones. we spent 2 hours clean the inside and outside, and i didn't think, so I have a pretty bad sunburn on my back. but the car is clean as fuck, and it makes me happy. i really dig cleaning, sometimes. | |
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09-15-2013 07:18 PM
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Pretty goddamn sure I use language to be correct |
09-15-2013 07:19 PM
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09-15-2013 07:46 PM
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Well, yeah, morons |
09-15-2013 07:48 PM
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09-15-2013 07:52 PM
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Plato, Aristotle, Socrates, Jackvance. Morons |
09-15-2013 07:52 PM
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BANNED
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Last edited by ChipEaterMan; 09-15-2013 at 08:21 PM. | |
09-15-2013 10:10 PM
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Do you guys put salt on your watermelon? | |
09-15-2013 10:33 PM
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09-15-2013 11:12 PM
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Try Orwell and Edward Abbey. I don't get into novels much, but Down and Out In Paris and London and Monkey Wrench Gang are amazing books. You should give em a try. | |
09-15-2013 11:47 PM
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09-16-2013 12:42 AM
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lol I am actually the least picky eater around... I'm pretty much known for being great with food irl. My father is an incredible chef (not to mention really passionate about it) so I grew up eating a wide variety of food. I hate overly picky eaters, or people that refuse to try anything new just because they can't get over their preconceptions. | |
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09-16-2013 01:43 AM
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I'd like to hear what your dad says about it. I was really wondering if it's a Southern thing, more widespread, or just my weird family. | |
09-16-2013 02:40 AM
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09-16-2013 03:27 AM
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italians also put black pepper on strawberries. i think there's lots of contrasting flavour combos that people are too pussy to try out. hot/sweet is one of my faves i have to say, which is why i dig thai food. i had a gummi-chili recently - gummi candy in the shape of a chili, sweet like gummibears at first, BURNING FIRE with a 10 second delay. it was awesome. | |