So I'm downstairs chillin, just closed out my tables from a 3 or 4 hour session and from the upstairs I hear my mom yell "CASEY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT GODDAMN" (Casey is my brother's name obv).
Now I don't know if he was spanking it or not but hearing your mom yell "WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT HOMER'S DICK" is hilarity beyond anything imaginable.