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  1. #451
    $1/$2 No Limit Holdem
    3 Players
    Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    BTN ($182.05)
    SB ($227)
    Hero ($200)

    Pre-Flop: ($3, 3 players) Hero is BB
    BTN folds, SB raises to $4, Hero raises to $12, SB raises to $20, Hero calls $8

    Flop: ($40, 2 players)
    SB bets $207, Hero calls $180

    Turn: ($427, 2 players)

    River: ($427, 2 players)

    Final Pot: $427
    SB shows

    Hero shows


    SB wins $425 (net +$198)

    Hero lost $200
  2. #452
    scooooooooooooooop

    PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 11 Tournament, 40/80 Blinds (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    saw flop | saw showdown

    Hero (UTG+1) (t9910)
    MP1 (t10550)
    MP2 (t8290)
    MP3 (t10335)
    CO (t15830)
    Button (t8970)
    SB (t12150)
    BB (t11980)
    UTG (t12110)

    Hero's M: 82.58

    Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 6, 4
    1 fold, Hero bets t240, 6 folds, BB calls t160

    Flop: (t520) 4, 2, K (2 players)
    BB checks, Hero bets t400, BB calls t400

    Turn: (t1320) 6 (2 players)
    BB checks, Hero bets t880, BB raises to t1760, Hero calls t880

    River: (t4840) 4 (2 players)
    BB bets t1280, Hero raises to t3680, BB calls t2400

    Total pot: t12200

    Results:
    BB mucked 2, A (two pair, fours and twos).
    Hero had 6, 4 (full house, fours over sixes).
    Outcome: Hero won t12200
  3. #453
    max value imo

    No-Limit Hold'em Tournament, 200/400 Blinds (9 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    saw flop | saw showdown

    MP2 (t27059)
    MP3 (t29642)
    CO (t30479)
    Button (t9035)
    SB (t37931)
    Hero (BB) (t78122)
    UTG (t42485)
    UTG+1 (t25765)
    MP1 (t5719)

    Hero's M: 130.20

    Preflop: Hero is BB with 10, Q
    3 folds, MP2 bets t1200, 4 folds, Hero calls t800

    Flop: (t2600) 4, 4, K (2 players)
    Hero checks, MP2 bets t800, Hero raises t2800, MP2 calls t2000

    Turn: (t8200) 10 (2 players)
    Hero bets t5200, MP2 calls t5200

    River: (t18600) 7 (2 players)
    Hero bets t7600, MP2 calls t7600

    Total pot: t33800

    Results:
    Hero had 10, Q (flush, King high).
    MP2
    Outcome: Hero won t34250
  4. #454
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    standard hero call vs my image ?

    Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (9 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    MP2 ($52.30)
    MP3 ($18.25)
    CO ($73.75)
    Button ($50)
    SB ($120.05)
    Hero (BB) ($50)
    UTG ($52.85)
    UTG+1 ($35.70)
    MP1 ($50)

    Preflop: Hero is BB with K, K
    7 folds, SB calls $0.25, Hero bets $2.50, SB calls $2

    Flop: ($5) 6, 5, 6 (2 players)
    SB checks, Hero bets $5, SB calls $5

    Turn: ($15) J (2 players)
    SB checks, Hero bets $13, SB calls $13

    River: ($41) 3 (2 players)
    SB checks, Hero bets $29.50 (All-In), SB calls $29.50

    Total pot: $100 | Rake: $3

    Results:
    SB had A, 7 (one pair, sixes).
    Hero had K, K (two pair, Kings and sixes).
    Outcome: Hero won $97
  5. #455
    Standard river check-behind because obviously after I check three times, I must have his third nuts beat....

    What made this more stupid was villain is a regular running like 22/20/3 after a large sample.

    $0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
    5 Players
    Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    UTG ($57.35)
    Hero ($103.95)
    BTN ($96.40)
    SB ($13.50)
    BB ($124.10)

    Pre-Flop: ($1.50, 5 players) Hero is CO
    1 fold, Hero raises to $3.50, BTN raises to $11, 2 folds, Hero calls $7.50

    Flop: ($23.50, 2 players)
    Hero checks, BTN checks

    Turn: ($23.50, 2 players)
    Hero checks, BTN checks

    River: ($23.50, 2 players)
    Hero checks, BTN checks

    Final Pot: $23.50
    Hero shows

    BTN shows


    BTN wins $22.35 (net +$11.35)

    Hero lost $11
  6. #456
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    Sick hero call bra. You're behind my bluffing range here even.




    Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (5 handed)

    UTG ($338.60)
    MP ($100)
    Button ($132.95)
    Hero (SB) ($100)
    BB ($100)

    Preflop: Hero is SB with 8, 7
    UTG calls $1, 1 fold, Button bets $5, Hero calls $4.50, BB calls $4, 1 fold

    Flop: ($16) 9, 6, 7 (3 players)
    Hero bets $11, BB calls $11, 1 fold

    Turn: ($38) 3 (2 players)
    Hero bets $26, BB calls $26

    River: ($90) 10 (2 players)
    Hero bets $58 (All-In), BB calls $58 (All-In)

    Total pot: $206 | Rake: $3

    Results:
    Hero had 8, 7 (straight, ten high).
    BB had 9, Q (one pair, nines).
    Outcome: Hero won $203
  7. #457
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    $0.50/$1 Ante $0.20 No Limit Holdem
    8 Players
    Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    UTG ($150)
    UTG+1 ($263)
    MP1 ($103)
    MP2 ($100)
    CO ($118)
    Hero ($127)
    SB ($241)
    BB ($173)

    Pre-Flop: ($3.10, 8 players) Hero is BTN
    4 folds, CO raises to $3, Hero calls $3, 1 fold, BB calls $2

    Flop: ($11.10, 3 players)
    BB bets $5, CO folds, Hero raises to $20, BB raises to $35, Hero goes all-in $124, BB calls $89.30

    Turn: ($259.10, 2 players, 1 all-in)

    River: ($259.10, 2 players, 1 all-in)

    Final Pot: $259.10
    BB shows

    Hero shows


    Hero wins $256 (net +$128.80)

    BB collects $0.30 (net -$127.20)
    CO lost $3.20
    The strengh of a hero is defined by the weakness of his villains.
  8. #458
    1st SNG hand tonight

    PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 1.75 Tournament, 10/20 Blinds (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    saw flop | saw showdown

    Button (t1500)
    SB (t1500)
    BB (t1500)
    UTG (t1500)
    UTG+1 (t1500)
    MP1 (t1500)
    MP2 (t1500)
    Hero (MP3) (t1500)
    CO (t1500)

    Hero's M: 50.00

    Preflop: Hero is MP3 with Q, A
    UTG calls t20, UTG+1 bets t80, 2 folds, Hero calls t80, 1 fold, Button calls t80, 2 folds, UTG calls t60

    Flop: (t350) 7, 6, Q (4 players)
    UTG checks, UTG+1 bets t460, Hero raises to t1420 (All-In), 2 folds, UTG+1 calls t960 (All-In)

    Turn: (t3190) 6 (2 players, 2 all-in)

    River: (t3190) 2 (2 players, 2 all-in)

    Total pot: t3190

    Results:
    UTG+1 had A, J (one pair, sixes).
    Hero had Q, A (two pair, Queens and sixes).
    Outcome: Hero won t3190
  9. #459
    $0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
    4 Players
    Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    CO ($80.10)
    BTN ($133.55)
    SB ($18.50)
    Hero ($100)

    Pre-Flop: ($1.50, 4 players) Hero is BB
    CO calls $1, BTN calls $1, 1 fold, Hero checks

    Flop: ($3.50, 3 players)
    Hero bets $3.50, CO calls $3.50, BTN folds

    Turn: ($10.50, 2 players)
    Hero bets $8, CO calls $8

    River: ($26.50, 2 players)
    Hero checks, CO checks

    Final Pot: $26.50
    Hero shows

    CO shows


    CO wins $25.20 (net +$12.70)

    Hero lost $12.50
    BTN lost $1
  10. #460
    I love how villian still thinks he has an awesome hand on the turn and river.

    PokerStars Limit Hold'em, 10.5 Tournament, 20/40 Blinds (2 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    Hero's M: 32.67

    Preflop: Hero is BB with 9, Q
    SB calls, Hero checks

    Flop: (2 SB) 3, Q, 9 (2 players)
    Hero bets, SB raises, Hero 3-bets, SB caps, Hero calls

    Turn: (5 BB) Q (2 players)
    Hero bets, SB raises, Hero 3-bets, SB caps, Hero calls

    River: (13 BB) 3 (2 players)
    Hero bets, SB raises, Hero 3-bets, SB caps, Hero calls

    Total pot: t840 (21 BB)

    Results:
    SB had 9, 3 (full house, threes over Queens).
    Hero had 9, Q (full house, Queens over nines).
    Outcome: Hero won t840
    "You can fool some of the people all of the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on." (George Bush).
  11. #461
    Villian is a caricature of a spaztard - caps every street with any pair or a draw, calls to river with air then caps river when he makes BPNK, etc.

    PokerStars Limit Hold'em, 21 Tournament, 30/60 Blinds (2 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    Hero's M: 17.61

    Preflop: Hero is SB with A, A
    Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero calls

    Flop: (6 SB) 4, 3, 9 (2 players)
    BB bets, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero caps, BB calls

    Turn: (7 BB) Q (2 players)
    BB bets, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero caps, BB calls

    River: (15 BB) 7 (2 players)
    BB bets, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero caps, BB calls

    Total pot: t1380 (23 BB)

    Results:
    Hero had A, A (one pair, Aces).
    BB had 7, 4 (two pair, sevens and fours).
    Outcome: BB won t1380
    "You can fool some of the people all of the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on." (George Bush).
  12. #462
    one of the greatest threads around
    Quote Originally Posted by Carroters
    Ambition is fucking great, but you're trying to dig up gold with a rocket launcher and are going to blow the whole lot to shit unless you refine your tools
  13. #463
    i had a feeling he'd snap this with AK, so he was at the top of his range i guess.

    $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Holdem
    6 Players
    Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    UTG ($25)
    UTG+1 ($25)
    Hero (CO) ($26.67)
    BTN ($10.12)
    SB ($116.43)
    BB ($25)

    Pre-Flop: ($0.35, 6 players) Hero is CO
    2 folds, Hero raises to $1, 2 folds, BB raises to $2.50, Hero calls $1.50

    Flop: ($5.10, 2 players)
    BB checks, Hero bets $24.17, BB calls $22.50

    Turn: ($51.77, 2 players)

    River: ($51.77, 2 players)

    Final Pot: $51.77
    Hero shows

    BB shows


    Hero wins $49.27 (net +$22.60)

    BB lost $25
    Playing big pots at small stakes.
  14. #464
    First 50 billion hand millionth hand thing on PS today.

    Whoever wins the hand gets about $200

    Pot odds anyone?

    PokerStars Game #49703000000: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02 USD) - 2010/09/16 12:10:08 ET
    Table 'Kopff II' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
    Seat 1: Windy2410 ($2.22 in chips)
    Seat 2: colathg ($0.93 in chips)
    Seat 3: Qancho ($2 in chips)
    Seat 4: STFNIE3 ($0.27 in chips)
    Seat 5: dolboklui ($1.33 in chips)
    Seat 6: anna-alla ($2.61 in chips)
    Seat 7: Graff3n ($1.73 in chips)
    Seat 8: HosszuZoli ($5.47 in chips)
    Seat 9: 767OLEG767 ($7.16 in chips)
    Windy2410: posts small blind $0.01
    colathg: posts big blind $0.02
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Graff3n said, "hurraaayyy"
    Qancho: raises $1.98 to $2 and is all-in
    STFNIE3: folds
    STFNIE3 leaves the table

    GoliafUa joins the table at seat #4
    dolboklui: calls $1.33 and is all-in
    anna-alla: folds
    Graff3n: calls $1.73 and is all-in
    HosszuZoli: folds
    767OLEG767: folds
    Windy2410: folds
    colathg: calls $0.91 and is all-in
    Uncalled bet ($0.27) returned to Qancho
    *** FLOP *** [8s Qh 3h]
    *** TURN *** [8s Qh 3h] [8d]
    *** RIVER *** [8s Qh 3h 8d] [Js]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    Qancho: shows [Tc 7h] (a pair of Eights)
    Graff3n: shows [3d Qd] (two pair, Queens and Eights)
    Graff3n collected $0.76 from side pot-2
    dolboklui: shows [Ts Kh] (a pair of Eights)
    Graff3n collected $1.14 from side pot-1
    colathg: shows [Th Kc] (a pair of Eights)
    Graff3n collected $3.55 from main pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $5.73 Main pot $3.55. Side pot-1 $1.14. Side pot-2 $0.76. | Rake $0.28
    Board [8s Qh 3h 8d Js]
    Seat 1: Windy2410 (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 2: colathg (big blind) showed [Th Kc] and lost with a pair of Eights
    Seat 3: Qancho showed [Tc 7h] and lost with a pair of Eights
    Seat 4: STFNIE3 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: dolboklui showed [Ts Kh] and lost with a pair of Eights
    Seat 6: anna-alla folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: Graff3n showed [3d Qd] and won ($5.45) with two pair, Queens and Eights
    Seat 8: HosszuZoli folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 9: 767OLEG767 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    "You can fool some of the people all of the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on." (George Bush).
  15. #465
    they must have assumed they had less than 1% equity and needed to protect their massive 2$ stack. pretty epic --> really shows the intelligence level of some (majority?) of our species.

    muahahha... special lawl to the guy with .27 cents. did he even get any of his cut since he left the table too?
  16. #466
    Quote Originally Posted by mixchange View Post
    uhhhhhhhhh where do you play? ongame? that isnt us friendly is it?
    ongame is not US friendly I know because I tried and I am in WI
  17. #467
    PokerStars Game #51198707796: Tournament #318978054, $3.00+$0.30 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XIII (200/400) - 2010/10/16 15:39:38 ET
    Table '318978054 237' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
    Seat 1: toastedtee (8940 in chips)
    Seat 2: ehv-hoolss (6750 in chips)
    Seat 3: DrivingDog (3660 in chips)
    Seat 4: n1njzz (16402 in chips)
    Seat 5: Fadoma (12600 in chips)
    Seat 6: aaronalex211 (47750 in chips)
    toastedtee: posts the ante 50
    ehv-hoolss: posts the ante 50
    DrivingDog: posts the ante 50
    n1njzz: posts the ante 50
    Fadoma: posts the ante 50
    aaronalex211: posts the ante 50
    Fadoma: posts small blind 200
    aaronalex211: posts big blind 400
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to DrivingDog [8h 8c]
    toastedtee: folds
    ehv-hoolss: folds
    DrivingDog: raises 800 to 1200
    n1njzz: folds
    Fadoma: folds
    aaronalex211: calls 800
    *** FLOP *** [4s Jd 9s]
    aaronalex211: checks
    DrivingDog: bets 1200
    aaronalex211: calls 1200
    *** TURN *** [4s Jd 9s] [6d]
    aaronalex211: bets 1200
    DrivingDog: raises 10 to 1210 and is all-in
    aaronalex211 requests time
    aaronalex211: calls 10

    *** RIVER *** [4s Jd 9s 6d] [Td]
    DrivingDog said, "lol"
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    aaronalex211: shows [4d Kh] (a pair of Fours)
    DrivingDog: shows [8h 8c] (a pair of Eights)
    DrivingDog collected 7720 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 7720 | Rake 0
    Board [4s Jd 9s 6d Td]
    Seat 1: toastedtee folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 2: ehv-hoolss folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: DrivingDog showed [8h 8c] and won (7720) with a pair of Eights
    Seat 4: n1njzz (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: Fadoma (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 6: aaronalex211 (big blind) showed [4d Kh] and lost with a pair of Fours
    "You can fool some of the people all of the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on." (George Bush).
  18. #468
    $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Holdem
    6 Players
    Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    UTG ($28.33)
    UTG+1 ($25)
    Hero (CO) ($60.22)
    BTN ($29.04)
    SB ($66.09)
    BB ($28.19)

    Pre-Flop: ($0.35, 6 players) Hero is CO
    UTG calls $0.25, UTG+1 checks, Hero raises to $0.75, BTN calls $0.75, 2 folds, UTG calls $0.50, UTG+1 calls $0.50

    Flop: ($3.10, 4 players)
    UTG checks, UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $3, BTN calls $3, UTG folds, UTG+1 folds

    Turn: ($9.10, 2 players)
    Hero bets $8.25, BTN calls $8.25

    River: ($25.60, 2 players)
    Hero goes all-in $48.22, BTN goes all-in $17.04

    Final Pot: $90.86
    BTN shows

    Hero shows a straight, Ace high


    Hero wins $88.12 (net +$27.90)

    BTN lost $29.04
    UTG lost $0.75
    UTG+1 lost $0.50
    Playing big pots at small stakes.
  19. #469
    $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Holdem
    5 Players
    Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    UTG ($28.68)
    Hero (CO) ($26.74)
    BTN ($30.89)
    SB ($30.47)
    BB ($5.50)

    Pre-Flop: ($0.35, 5 players) Hero is CO
    UTG raises to $0.75, Hero calls $0.75, 3 folds

    Flop: ($1.85, 2 players)
    UTG bets $1.50, Hero calls $1.50

    Turn: ($4.85, 2 players)
    UTG checks, Hero bets $1.25, UTG calls $1.25

    River: ($7.35, 2 players)
    UTG checks, Hero bets $6, UTG calls $6

    Final Pot: $19.35
    Hero shows two pair, Fives and Threes

    UTG shows


    Hero wins $18.39 (net +$8.89)

    UTG lost $9.50
    Playing big pots at small stakes.
  20. #470
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    Baudib wins page 10 imo.
    The strengh of a hero is defined by the weakness of his villains.
  21. #471
    tbh i'm afraid of posting in here cuz i know my play in most of these hands are only slightly less dumb than the other guy, but then that makes the hands a double dumb thing.
    Playing big pots at small stakes.
  22. #472
    Retards
  23. #473
    $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Holdem
    5 Players
    Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    UTG ($31.45)
    Hero (CO) ($25.35)
    BTN ($28.01)
    SB ($38.01)
    BB ($31.20)

    Pre-Flop: ($0.35, 5 players) Hero is CO
    UTG raises to $0.85, Hero calls $0.85, 3 folds

    Flop: ($2.05, 2 players)
    UTG checks, Hero bets $1.25, UTG raises to $3.20, Hero calls $1.95

    Turn: ($8.45, 2 players)
    UTG bets $5.80, Hero calls $5.80

    River: ($20.05, 2 players)
    UTG bets $12.80, Hero goes all-in $15.50, UTG calls $2.70

    Final Pot: $51.05
    UTG shows

    Hero shows a full house, Nines full of Sevens


    Hero wins $48.50 (net +$23.15)

    UTG lost $25.35
    Playing big pots at small stakes.
  24. #474
    lol horrible hands dude!
  25. #475
    Quote Originally Posted by JL View Post
    $0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
    4 Players
    Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    CO ($80.10)
    BTN ($133.55)
    SB ($18.50)
    Hero ($100)

    Pre-Flop: ($1.50, 4 players) Hero is BB
    CO calls $1, BTN calls $1, 1 fold, Hero checks

    Flop: ($3.50, 3 players)
    Hero bets $3.50, CO calls $3.50, BTN folds

    Turn: ($10.50, 2 players)
    Hero bets $8, CO calls $8

    River: ($26.50, 2 players)
    Hero checks, CO checks

    Final Pot: $26.50
    Hero shows

    CO shows


    CO wins $25.20 (net +$12.70)

    Hero lost $12.50
    BTN lost $1
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  26. #476
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    Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (5 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    UTG ($14.21)
    MP ($7.04)
    Hero (Button) ($10.49)
    SB ($10.40)
    BB ($10)

    Preflop: Hero is Button with A, K
    UTG calls $0.10, MP calls $0.10, Hero bets $0.60, SB calls $0.55, 1 fold, UTG calls $0.50, MP calls $0.50

    Flop: ($2.50) J, K, 7 (4 players)
    SB checks, UTG checks, MP checks, Hero bets $1.70, 2 folds, MP calls $1.70

    Turn: ($5.90) 3 (2 players)
    MP checks, Hero bets $4.70, MP calls $4.70

    River: ($15.30) 7 (2 players)
    MP checks, Hero bets $3.49 (All-In), 1 fold

    Total pot: $15.30 | Rake: $1.02

    Results:
    Hero didn't show A, K (nothing).
    Outcome: Hero won $14.28

    I made a misclick on the turn and left him with $.04 left.
  27. #477
    I played this hand pretty badly I think, but what happens is kinda hilarious in a totally noob way...

    PokerStars Game #53237668339: Tournament #335083692, $0.45+$0.05 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2010/11/25 18:46:16 AEST [2010/11/25 2:46:16 ET]
    Table '335083692 4' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
    Seat 2: Player 1(750 in chips)
    Seat 3: SB (1060 in chips)
    Seat 4: BB (2455 in chips)
    Seat 5: UTG (1650 in chips)
    Seat 6: Hero (1560 in chips)
    Seat 7: Player 2 (1540 in chips)
    Seat 8: Player 3 (1410 in chips)
    Seat 9: Player 4 (3585 in chips)
    SB: posts small blind 15
    BB: posts big blind 30
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Hero [K A]
    UTG: calls 30
    Hero: raises 90 to 120
    Player 2: calls 120
    Player 3: folds
    Player 4: folds
    Player 1: raises 630 to 750 and is all-in
    BB: folds
    SB: folds
    UTG: folds
    Hero: calls 630
    Player 2: calls 630
    *** FLOP *** [8 8 6]
    Hero: bets 120
    Player 2: raises 670 to 790 and is all-in
    Hero: calls 670
    *** TURN *** [8 8 6] [8]
    *** RIVER *** [8 8 6 8] [6]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    Hero: shows [K A] (a full house, Eights full of Sixes)
    Player 2: shows [5 5] (a full house, Eights full of Sixes)
    Hero collected 790 from side pot
    Player 2 collected 790 from side pot
    Player 1: shows [J K] (a full house, Eights full of Sixes)
    Hero collected 775 from main pot
    Player 2 collected 775 from main pot
    Player 1 collected 775 from main pot

    Sorry about the naming, had to format it myself as the FTR formatting wasn't allowed to be posted? something about IMG and BB
    Last edited by Rinzen; 11-25-2010 at 03:15 AM.
  28. #478
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    first hand dealed to him at this table... this happened to me all day today

    PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.02 BB (6 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    saw flop

    UTG ($2.83)
    MP ($1.48)
    Hero (CO) ($2.98)
    Button ($0.77)
    SB ($1.64)
    BB ($1.58)

    Preflop: Hero is CO with ,
    2 folds, Hero bets $0.10, 2 folds, BB calls $0.08

    Flop: ($0.21) , , (2 players)
    BB bets $0.10, Hero calls $0.10

    Turn: ($0.41) (2 players)
    BB bets $0.22, Hero raises to $0.54, BB raises to $1.38 (All-In), Hero calls $0.84

    River: ($3.17) (2 players, 1 all-in)

    Total pot: $3.17 | Rake: $0.15

    he had A4o
  29. #479
    MicroGaming - €0.02 NL - Holdem - 6 players
    Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

    BB: €0.34
    UTG: €3.23
    MP: €0.14
    CO: €3.28
    Hero (BTN): €2.01
    SB: €2.35

    SB posts SB €0.01, BB posts BB €0.02

    Pre Flop: (€0.03) Hero has 3 3

    UTG calls €0.02, MP calls €0.02, fold, Hero raises to €0.10, fold, fold, fold, MP calls €0.08

    Flop: (€0.25, 2 players) 8 6 Q
    MP bets €0.02, Hero calls €0.02

    Turn: (€0.29, 2 players) 4
    MP checks, Hero bets €0.02, fold
  30. #480
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    Hello Ongame,

    It's been a while. Glad to see you haven't changed.

    $0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
    5 Players
    Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    UTG ($141.26)
    CO ($106)
    BTN ($108.71)
    SB ($316.62)
    BB ($118.25)

    Pre-Flop: ($1.50, 5 players)
    2 folds, BTN raises to $3, 1 fold, BB raises to $9.50, BTN calls $9.50

    Flop: ($22.50, 2 players)
    BB bets $10, BTN calls $10

    Turn: ($42.50, 2 players)
    BB bets $20, BTN calls $20

    River: ($82.50, 2 players)
    BB bets $28, BTN goes all-in $69.21, BB calls $69.21

    Final Pot: $217.92
    BTN shows

    BB shows


    BTN wins $214.92 (net +$106.21)

    BB collects $1 (net -$108.71)


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
  31. #481
    Biggest lol today. I was staring down at my opponent and at the same time freaking out and thinking: "Are you insane or what?"


    For those less observant...this is NL10


    Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (9 handed) - Full Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    MP3 ($20.06)
    CO ($7.27)
    Button ($6.08)
    Hero (SB) ($7.24)
    BB ($26.86)
    UTG ($4.43)
    UTG+1 ($11.78)
    MP1 ($10.25)
    MP2 ($10.17)

    Preflop: Hero is SB with Q, Q
    5 folds, CO bets $1.70, 1 fold, Hero raises to $5.20, 1 fold, CO calls $3.50

    Flop: ($10.50) 5, 5, 2 (2 players)
    Hero bets $2.04 (All-In), 1 fold

    Total pot: $10.50 | Rake: $0.70

    Results:
    Hero didn't show Q, Q.
    Outcome: Hero won $9.80
  32. #482
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    Love it when they do this!

    $0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
    6 Players
    Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    UTG ($103.18)
    UTG+1 ($41.08)
    CO ($134.82)
    BTN ($99.50)
    SB ($169.08)
    BB ($112.33)

    Pre-Flop: ($1.50, 6 players)
    UTG raises to $3, 1 fold, CO calls $3, 3 folds

    Flop: ($7.50, 2 players)
    UTG bets $5.50, CO calls $5.50

    Turn: ($18.50, 2 players)
    UTG bets $14, CO calls $14

    River: ($46.50, 2 players)
    UTG goes all-in $80.68, CO calls $80.68

    Final Pot: $207.86
    UTG shows

    CO shows


    CO wins $204.86 (net +$101.68)

    UTG lost $103.18


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
  33. #483
    Live pokers, 1-1 NL --- One from two nights ago:

    I'm in the blinds with TT. Few limpers, one late position raise to 5 BB. I just flat (thought about 3-bet), ~50BB guy in EP calls, 3 ways to the flop.

    Flop is T 7 2 (or something similar) two-tone.

    I decide to lead out for 10. EP guy insta shoves his 45 BB in, preflop raiser tanks, and folds. I insta-call of course.

    He shows J8o.
  34. #484
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    Pretty strong draw, 4 hi flush that turned into an open ended straight draw on the turn. Just unlucky I guess.

    $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Holdem
    6 Players
    Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    UTG ($48.50)
    UTG+1 ($122.92)
    CO ($48.37)
    BTN ($64.75)
    SB ($57.68)
    BB ($43.91)

    Pre-Flop: ($0.75, 6 players)
    3 folds, BTN raises to $1.50, 1 fold, BB calls $1.50

    Flop: ($3.75, 2 players)
    BB bets $2, BTN raises to $6, BB calls $6

    Turn: ($17.75, 2 players)
    BB checks, BTN bets $11, BB calls $11

    River: ($39.75, 2 players)
    BB checks, BTN goes all-in $46.25, BB goes all-in $25.41

    Final Pot: $88.07
    BTN shows

    BB shows


    BTN wins $105.91 (net +$41.16)

    BB lost $43.91


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
  35. #485
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    Not too sure how else he saw this all going down...

    $0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
    6 Players
    Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    Hero ($420.94)
    UTG+1 ($152.30)
    CO ($169.76)
    BTN ($99.50)
    SB ($108.71)
    BB ($100)

    Pre-Flop: ($1.50, 6 players)
    Hero raises to $3, UTG+1 calls $3, 3 folds, BB raises to $12.50, Hero raises to $27, UTG+1 folds, BB calls $27

    Flop: ($71, 2 players)
    BB goes all-in $73, Hero calls $73

    Turn: ($217, 2 players, 1 all-in)

    River: ($217, 2 players, 1 all-in)

    Final Pot: $203.50
    BB shows

    Hero shows


    Hero wins $203.50 (net +$100.50)

    BB lost $100
    UTG+1 lost $3


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
  36. #486
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    Repping the A high float on the river to get hero calls from pairs?

    $0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
    6 Players
    Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    UTG ($285.50)
    UTG+1 ($466.65)
    CO ($58.83)
    BTN ($99.50)
    Hero ($110.78)
    BB ($133.20)

    Pre-Flop: ($1.50, 6 players)
    3 folds, BTN raises to $3, Hero raises to $11, 1 fold, BTN calls $11

    Flop: ($26, 2 players)
    Hero bets $16, BTN calls $16

    Turn: ($58, 2 players)
    Hero checks, BTN checks

    River: ($58, 2 players)
    Hero checks, BTN goes all-in $72.50, Hero calls $72.50

    Final Pot: $200
    BTN shows

    Hero shows


    Hero wins $197.50 (net +$97.50)

    BTN lost $99.50


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.

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