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    Default Why old people are great.....

    .... they always speak their mind and don't care for etiquette, politeness or who they might offend.

    It's the end of the Olympics and me and my father-in-law (he's 75) are looking at the medal table. He says "There's a lot of racism in America but almost all their medals are won by black people."

    He then takes great pride in the fact that Team GB has finished ahead of Germany.

    Bless.
    - You're the reason why paradise lost
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    Default Re: Why old people are great.....

    Quote Originally Posted by kevster
    my father-in-law (he's 75)
    Wow, how old is your wife?
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    yeah children. old people and drunk people always speak the truth
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    a old person tried to merge on top of me on the freeway. i almost died.
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    old people are hilarious, my grandparents definitely fell under the category of unintentionally racist. when my uncle married an asian my gran had a fucking shit fit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Quote Originally Posted by kevster
    my father-in-law (he's 75)
    Wow, how old is your wife?
    Chill, she's 33 - the youngest in her family - and I'm 34.
    - You're the reason why paradise lost
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    Quote Originally Posted by ATOTHEC101
    old people are hilarious, my grandparents definitely fell under the category of unintentionally racist. when my uncle married an asian my gran had a fucking shit fit.
    Similar thing happened on my wife's side of the family when her brother married an Indian. On hearing she was pregnant, my wife's granny said "oh, I do hope it isn't a brown baby".
    - You're the reason why paradise lost
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    Quote Originally Posted by OPL
    yeah children. old people and drunk people always speak the truth
    And shit their pants.


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    The best thing about old people is Christmas time.





    And watching them slip on the ice.
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    Default Re: Why old people are great.....

    Quote Originally Posted by kevster
    and I'm 34.
    you should be ashamed of your avatar!!!
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    I always wonder why old people walk slow and are so deliberate about the smallest things, I mean, when im old, i'll be running everywhere.
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    many truths are spoken in Jest.
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    i kinda wish i was attracted to old chicks

    because then it would be much easier for me to get married since i would know that i wouldnt lose sexual interest in her for the last half of our lives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    i kinda wish i was attracted to old chicks

    because then it would be much easier for me to get married since i would know that i wouldnt lose sexual interest in her for the last half of our lives.
    well if she's old enough,it may not be a longtime. just make sure she is ritch!
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