havent handicapped mma since i live in buttfuck US, but it's terribly terribly terribly easy to beat the lines, guaranteed
sportsbetting is probably generally pretty easy given that the majority of sport fans are fucking retards
04-14-2012 07:38 PM
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havent handicapped mma since i live in buttfuck US, but it's terribly terribly terribly easy to beat the lines, guaranteed |
04-15-2012 08:38 AM
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04-15-2012 09:11 AM
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Well he's sort of right on the basis that the majority of people are fucking retards. He's stating the obvious. Also, the majority of drivers are fucking retards. | |
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04-15-2012 09:22 AM
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My cousin is a football analyst for a professional gambler, he has a bunch of analysts covering lots of sports and she gets paid very well, so its certainly possible. Same with anything, of you put the effort in most things can be beaten. | |
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04-15-2012 09:54 AM
#1055
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04-15-2012 01:52 PM
#1056
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05-22-2012 06:23 AM
#1057
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Any sort of testicle crushing, no matter how minor | |
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05-22-2012 06:58 AM
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That giant zoom advert at the top of the page. | |
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05-29-2012 04:09 AM
#1059
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05-29-2012 05:54 PM
#1060
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Spending two hours figuring out some basic html code to adjust a website template only to find that somewhere in my adjustments something had gone horribly wrong and then being unable to figure out exactly what and then spending two hours undoing every little edit I had previously done. | |
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05-30-2012 10:47 PM
#1061
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05-31-2012 01:51 AM
#1062
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05-31-2012 02:41 AM
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When you make a change to your project you commit ("save a copy of" let's say) your project files in some folder/on some server. This place where the copy is stored is called your repository. Then when you make another change you commit the project again. Now you have two slightly different copies of your project in your repository, and so on and so forth. | |
Last edited by kiwiMark; 05-31-2012 at 02:44 AM. | |
05-31-2012 03:20 AM
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BFF even. | |
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06-03-2012 04:46 PM
#1065
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Camping with a 2 yr old. | |
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06-20-2012 09:56 PM
#1066
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Losing to quads 4 times in one session of ZOOM | |
06-21-2012 12:41 AM
#1067
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not being able to lose to quads 4 times in one session of zoom | |
06-21-2012 05:43 AM
#1068
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Discussing poker in the commune. | |
06-21-2012 08:01 AM
#1069
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People who complain about poker talk in the commune. | |
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06-21-2012 08:07 AM
#1070
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Fat chicks who think they are attractive. | |
06-21-2012 09:09 AM
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Fat chicks. | |
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06-21-2012 09:30 AM
#1072
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Chicks | |
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06-24-2012 03:10 AM
#1073
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Computer fans that claim to have 25000hr life, but only last half as long. | |
06-24-2012 11:28 AM
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06-24-2012 03:58 PM
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strapless dresses. girls, all these do is make the space between your shoulders and where your cleavage starts look way bigger, which in turn gives the impression you have droopy boobs. dress appropriately. | |
06-24-2012 05:11 PM
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06-24-2012 05:14 PM
#1077
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BANNED
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Penaltys |
06-24-2012 08:39 PM
#1078
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2-day hangovers, moving house | |
06-25-2012 01:44 AM
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A girl who wears open-toe shoes that are significantly too small for her huge disgusting feet, and doesn't realize that wearing the too-small shoes makes her feet appear to be even more huge and disgusting. | |
06-25-2012 02:17 AM
#1080
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IF YOU HAVE HATE IN YOUR HEART LET IT OUT | |
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06-25-2012 04:24 AM
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a quick google image search to prove my point reveals that I spoke too soon. Guess it depends a lot on your boobs and the bra you're wearing | |
06-25-2012 08:31 AM
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Yeah I mean how gross that gorgeous woman's clothes are | |
06-25-2012 08:55 AM
#1083
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Kiwi, you're doing it wrong. Cover the dress in the second shot with your hand. | |
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06-25-2012 09:41 AM
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06-25-2012 09:42 AM
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06-25-2012 03:41 PM
#1086
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I do know what you mean... certain body types look a lot less attractive in a strapless dress. But you'd be wrong to say it is a hard rule that strapless dresses make women look bad. | |
06-25-2012 03:45 PM
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06-25-2012 04:00 PM
#1088
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06-25-2012 04:23 PM
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wow, that is absurd. My nephew was riding his bike up and down the block alone by the time he was 6 or 7. Someone was always around, but not necessarily directly supervising him. What this lady did may have been a little irresponsible, but felony charges? Taking the kids away? Jail time? She didn't fucking leave her kids home all day, chained to the radiator, while she frolicked around in seedy motels shooting meth and letting johns pork her for ten dollars a pop. | |
06-25-2012 04:57 PM
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nginx | |
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06-25-2012 07:02 PM
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Tennessee, where everybody is a problem except for you |
07-01-2012 08:07 AM
#1092
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When in conversation you have two possible words you can use during a sentence, but instead of saying either word you create a nonsensical portmanteau | |
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07-15-2012 01:26 PM
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Desire. Not the standard 'wanting' but the kind that invades your every thought and eats away at your soul. Yeah, fuck that shit. | |
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07-15-2012 01:35 PM
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07-15-2012 01:52 PM
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07-15-2012 05:01 PM
#1096
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I really like that bikes | |
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09-19-2012 03:37 PM
#1097
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I can now see the dicks. | |
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09-19-2012 04:32 PM
#1098
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09-19-2012 04:57 PM
#1099
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09-20-2012 06:36 AM
#1100
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Emptying the bin | |
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09-20-2012 02:49 PM
#1101
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doing dishes by hand, | |
09-20-2012 03:28 PM
#1102
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Every other language I've ever heard of has a 2nd person plural pronoun. Why does a language so overwhelmingly complex and redundant as English lack this? Because we had to be all, "This thee and thou stuff is so 16th century." | |
09-20-2012 05:53 PM
#1103
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09-20-2012 05:57 PM
#1104
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09-20-2012 05:58 PM
#1105
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people who pay for a 2 dollar coffee with 25+ coins. you're an asshole. | |
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09-20-2012 09:07 PM
#1106
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Will Ferrell. He is the least funny person on the planet. He needs to fucking stop trying to be funny |
09-20-2012 09:15 PM
#1107
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09-20-2012 09:23 PM
#1108
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i only posted it because i could tell you adore him |
09-20-2012 10:02 PM
#1109
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iTunes | |
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09-20-2012 10:31 PM
#1110
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do i get to tilt bikes further when i point out that science has proven these are the worst internet memes in the history of internet memes |
09-20-2012 10:32 PM
#1111
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz | |
09-20-2012 10:34 PM
#1112
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09-20-2012 10:35 PM
#1113
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09-20-2012 11:26 PM
#1114
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09-20-2012 11:59 PM
#1115
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09-21-2012 04:20 AM
#1116
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Having to pee really gently after too much spicy food so you don't shit yourself | |
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09-21-2012 07:50 AM
#1117
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Waking up at 430am and finding out there's no coffee. | |
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09-21-2012 11:37 AM
#1118
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09-21-2012 06:50 PM
#1119
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Surely this doesn't tilt you. | |
09-22-2012 06:14 PM
#1120
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Things That Do Not Tilt You thread. yuck yuck yuck. | |
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09-22-2012 10:15 PM
#1121
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Anger. | |
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09-23-2012 08:48 PM
#1122
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You. That's right, you know who you are. And yeah, fuck you. | |
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09-24-2012 06:29 AM
#1123
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Citing almost every line of a 7 page paper :'( | |
09-24-2012 12:54 PM
#1124
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Members who's signature is a humorous quote about his/herself made by someone who is considered a notable member of the FTR community to give themselves a sense of belonging. | |
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09-24-2012 06:25 PM
#1125
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My landlady raising the rent by $25 only 2 months after signing a 1 year lease. | |