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View Poll Results: Should Toasty be punished for his freakish clown Avatars?

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  • Yes, he should be forced to have Barney the purple dinosaur as his avatar for the next 6 months!

    9 47.37%

  • No, I'm psychotic to, and think clowns are just swell!

    5 26.32%

  • What clown, I just thought toasty went a little overboard on the make-up!

    5 26.32%
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  1. 07-08-2004 07:04 PM #1
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    Default Toasty's Clowns

    someone had to take a stand!
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  2. 07-08-2004 07:34 PM #2
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  3. 07-08-2004 07:49 PM #3
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  4. 07-08-2004 07:58 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord
    i rest my case!
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  5. 07-08-2004 08:51 PM #5
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    Fnord, c'mon, that has to be simply one of THE WORST movies ever.[/b]
    "Why does this still seem like gambling to you!?"
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  6. 07-08-2004 09:01 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by davfagan
    Fnord, c'mon, that has to be simply one of THE WORST movies ever.[/b]
    but it was responsible for that classic song from The Dickies: "killer clowns from outer space"
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  7. 07-08-2004 09:55 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by davfagan
    Fnord, c'mon, that has to be simply one of THE WORST movies ever.
    Don't forget about the other classics from that genre...
    Redneck Zombies
    Rabid Grannies
    Santa Claus vs. the Martians
    Nymphoid Barbarians in Dinosaur Hell
    Chopper Chicks in Zombietown

    All of these are real movies that are too bad to be bad. Thank you, Fnord, for reminding me of when I was a movie buff in high school.
    I don't know what they have to say
    It makes no difference anyway.
    Whatever it is...
    I'm against it.
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  8. 07-08-2004 11:01 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Humphrind
    Quote Originally Posted by davfagan
    Fnord, c'mon, that has to be simply one of THE WORST movies ever.
    Don't forget about the other classics from that genre...
    Redneck Zombies
    Rabid Grannies
    Santa Claus vs. the Martians
    Nymphoid Barbarians in Dinosaur Hell
    Chopper Chicks in Zombietown

    All of these are real movies that are too bad to be bad. Thank you, Fnord, for reminding me of when I was a movie buff in high school.
    NOTHING is worst than house of dead!!! SOOO HORRIBLE!!
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  9. 07-09-2004 03:18 AM #9
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    You forgot the classic "surf boarding killer bikini vampire girls"
    Poker is all about the long long long long long long long term . . .
    Barney's back . . . back again . . .
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  10. 07-09-2004 04:24 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toasty
    You forgot the classic "surf boarding killer bikini vampire girls"
    Toasty -

    Your clowns get scarrier every day.

    What's next? Are you going to have a living clown screaming in the middle of an autopsy?
    I don't know what they have to say
    It makes no difference anyway.
    Whatever it is...
    I'm against it.
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  11. 07-09-2004 04:49 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Humphrind
    What's next? Are you going to have a living clown screaming in the middle of an autopsy?
    Wow I didn't realise my Clowns would have such a positive effect on this forum
    Poker is all about the long long long long long long long term . . .
    Barney's back . . . back again . . .
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  12. 07-09-2004 10:42 AM #12
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    If you like bad movies you'll love www.badmovies.org. I love the "things I learned from this movies" section.

    Here is the list from the killer clowns from outer space review.

    Things I learned from this movie:
    -Every girl wants to make out in an rubber raft in the back of a 4X4.
    -Spaceships use darkroom doors.
    -Balloon animals are terrific bloodhounds.
    -Special effects need not be special.
    -Shadows can eat people.
    -Always shoot a clown, I mean Klown, in the nose.
    -Main characters do not get killed, ever, even though everybody else does.
    -The older cop is always the asshole.
    -State police consist of about eight patrol cars.
    Now with more Evil and a side of Hatred
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  13. 07-09-2004 11:26 AM #13
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    It's hard for me to vote against toasty when I in fact. Have a Killer Klown tattoo on my arm. It harkens back to the days of my youth and reading Obnoxio the Clown (Correct Spelling?) in marvel comics. Talk about warping my image of clowns. Oh, the humanity.

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  14. 07-09-2004 11:55 AM #14
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    lemonade was a popular drink and it still is
    Immediate bannination!
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  15. 07-09-2004 12:43 PM #15
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    i can see it now, toasty and barney skipping down the road in merry old england, hand in hand, smiling and singing the barney "i love you" song,

    when


    A CLOWN LEAPS OUT OF THE BUSHES, RIPS BARNEY'S ARM OFF, AND STARTS BEATING HIM TO DEATH WITH IT!!!! WHY DOESN'T TOASTY HELP HIM, WHY DOESN'T HE ---- OH MY GOD, TOASTY HAS PEELED OFF HIS HUMAN FACE AND HE'S A CLOWN TO!!! HE'S RIPPED BARNEY'S OTHER ARM OFF AND IS BEATING HIM AS WELL.

    THE HORROR, the horror...
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  16. 07-09-2004 12:54 PM #16
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    OMG Fishstick!!!

    What goes through your mind




    *mental Note* Fishstick knows to much . . .
    Poker is all about the long long long long long long long term . . .
    Barney's back . . . back again . . .
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  17. 07-09-2004 01:04 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toasty
    *mental Note* Fishstick knows to much . . .
    please don't send the clowns after me, what do i know, i don't know anything, yeah, i even kinda like clowns, ha ha funny clowns...

    Sorry there Toasty old chap! Baron Fishsticken here again. I'm afraid fishstick seems to have lost it yet again. Clowns, and all, you understand I'm sure.

    Please don't worry about fishstick, I've got the situation mostly under control. He -

    fishstick, fishstick, fishclown, clownstick, clownclown...
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  18. 07-14-2004 05:54 AM #18
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    Well I decided to apease the FTR community after seeing the outcome of the poll.

    NOW BE HONEST!!!

    Barney is much scarier than any clown avatar I was using, he's a purple speaking donasour who sings and dances

    Now I'm going to have nightmares...
    Poker is all about the long long long long long long long term . . .
    Barney's back . . . back again . . .
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  19. 07-14-2004 06:18 AM #19
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    Thank God , i was getting Scared with those Threaning Clowns , they looked like the Clowns From Hell !
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  20. 07-14-2004 09:34 AM #20
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    AHHHHHHHH! BARNEY!

    Toasty, go back to the murderous clowns!
    I don't know what they have to say
    It makes no difference anyway.
    Whatever it is...
    I'm against it.
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  21. 07-14-2004 11:41 AM #21
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    lemonade was a popular drink and it still is
    I like Barney. Some are scared of him. Perhaps an FTR logo would make him less intimidating.
    -jay

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  22. 07-14-2004 12:17 PM #22
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    i love you, you love me...

    now, isn't this much better!

    i feel so happy and peaceful.
    i hate what i have become to escape what i hated being...
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  23. 07-15-2004 10:06 AM #23
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    Yikes! to many sarcastic comments to choose from. I think I'll hold my tongue. I dont wanna get banned. :P
    Now with more Evil and a side of Hatred
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  24. 07-15-2004 01:33 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by evilevilmatt
    Yikes! to many sarcastic comments to choose from. I think I'll hold my tongue. I dont wanna get banned. :P
    xianti, i'd like to get a Banning Request Form started on evilevilmatt. reason - "makes jokes about getting banned"

    i hate what i have become to escape what i hated being...
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