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    Default Most beautiful woman?

    This is highly subjective so I'm interested to see the replies. Who do you think has the most perfect face in the whole world?
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    flomo every time you post I get half way to saying 'xmas is over, change your avatar already' before realising actually that one is fine all year round.

    Also, nice tits/ass/bodies are ten a penny.
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    This is probably as close to 10/10 face it gets for me. Dark skin, dark hair, dark eyes, motherly bone structure, and big plump lips.

    FWIW, nice bodies might be ten a penny, but great bodies are exceedingly rare
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    i'd like to see that chick without crazy amounts of makeup/photo touch up.
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    It's possible this is the same chick that I posted, but I really have no clue. Look similar though, and candid. Not a fan of the eyebrow fashion, but beyond that, about as sensual a face as it gets

















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    Another nominee, opposite end of spectrum





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    ^ Very very cute, dunno if I'd give her most beautiful though.
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    everything posted has been reasonable except warpe, bbikes, and OP.

    srsly OP? wtf is wrong with you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
    jamie lee curtis is a dude
    You're thinking of 50yr old JLC. you should be thinking of 20yr old topless JLC.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oskar
    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
    jamie lee curtis is a dude
    You're thinking of 50yr old JLC. you should be thinking of 20yr old topless JLC.
    i'm thinking genetics
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    i'd still fuck it!!!

    but then again i'd probaly fuck you too
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    holy shit dranger is a winner who is this
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    +1 on audrey hepburn being goot choice

    +1 on jaamie lee curtis being rubbish

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    ins't it wierd how subjective beauty is? I can see how ^^^^^^^^^^ is obv stunning, but just not my type (don't get me wrong, she's fucking georgeous). I'm not that interested in blondes.

    I think Kate Moss is just too fit for words.
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    Do you think she is pretty? She's not a real person, but a composite of a bunch of different female faces, and oddly enough she turned out to be prettier than any of them. (imo girl (b) is prettier than (a) though)

    So "beautiful" turns out is for a large part just "the most average". Try it for yourself:

    http://www.faceresearch.org/demos/average
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    Women have faces?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty3038
    Women have faces?
    Hottest women I've ever seen had 7-8/10 faces, but they 'made up for it' by having dynamite bodies. IMO, a beautiful or sensual face is nice, but the body is just so much more important. I've been in love with many women with a wide variety of faces, and each time I found their face most beautiful simply due to the emotion behind it all

    I've also never actually seen a 10/10 body. Maybe 9.9 or 9.8/10
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    everything posted has been reasonable except warpe, bbikes, and OP.

    srsly OP? wtf is wrong with you?
    ur retarded. Isabella Rossellini is one of the most beautiful women ever. Her mother, Ingrid Bergman, was right up there as well:

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    her mom is def hot for 1950's tv. However she is pretty unimpressive. Also a terrible pic of her Im sure.
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    Never been a big fan of pretty, in fact not pretty has always been hotter in my eyes. Ya ya, I know what your thinking but the body has always been it for me, fit not fat. Dranger hit it quite well
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    To be honest, as far as "beautiful" goes, the third pic of wufwugy's white girl is prolly the closest for me- I could easily imagine her in a dress looking fucking stunning. dranger's is hottest, and OP's is worst.
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    You guys are making it sound like Melissa is some kind of boar. She's actually quite pretty. It's the schnoz and crow's feet that's throwing you off, and her eyes are too small for that anime vibe, but she does have a pretty talented jawline/mouth/cheek dynamic going on

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    She just looks so trashy. Like even in the first picture before I saw the MELISSAMIDWEST DOT COM and figured she was a porn star. Not my thing, that's all.
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    All women are trashy. The ones that aren't either want to give the illusion that they're not, or have given up thinking of themselves as insatiable sexual deviants.

    For the asian category, I nominate Francine. Unfortunately, it's hard to find photos of her that aren't dogged in makeup and airbrushing, but IMO her powerful motherly looks combined with the Filipina/Chinese gives her face a superb case for beauty.

    When it comes to beauty, it's not just about picturesque perfection, but also about unique and defining features. I think that a fluid combination of stern motherly features with girlish innocence and youthful softness is what makes womens' faces beautiful. In fact, due to the deep meaning of faces for humans, the "perfect" face should have imperfections. If you evened out all blemishes and created a digital face of unadulterated features, I think you'd find a very bland face





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    I completely disagree with you that all women are trashy. I know plenty of women that aren't.

    As for your pick, she's not ugly by any means, but there are plenty more beautiful asian women that would have fit the bill better.

    For example, I find Kyoko Fukada absolutely stunning.





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    Quote Originally Posted by dranger7070
    I completely disagree with you that all women are trashy. I know plenty of women that aren't.
    Naw, they are. Don't make the mistake of thinking that women don't shroud themselves in mystery and illusion, attempting to appear a particular way, no matter how much of it may be a lie.

    Women do a pretty good job of fooling people into thinking they're some kind of innocent angel with nothing but pure thoughts, but reality is that they're just as much superficial pigs as they accuse men of being.

    You'd be hard pressed to find a woman whom, at the very least on some level, does not fantasize about getting her shit destroyed like a trashy whore (and many of them act it out, yet still put on deceptive appearances). The confusion comes from many social and biological pressures that provoke women to pretend. Also, from a purely statistical perspective, women are just as sexually driven as men, and if you equally compared men and women, a woman who acted like a man would be considered very trashy
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    I take her over mrs spraypaint 2000, Melissa 'my-right-eye-is-in-the-left-socket-and-my-left-eye-is-in-the-right-socket'... or any number of asian ladyboys any day. No contest.
    I agree with XTR and dranger. Everyone else is just not even close.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oskar
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark
    To be honest, as far as "beautiful" goes, the third pic of wufwugy's white girl is prolly the closest for me- I could easily imagine her in a dress looking fucking stunning.
    Completely agree with this except bolded part. That girl would look stunning in pajama pants with a hoodie. Seriously nice hand wuf.
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    I didn't mean to imply just in a dress. But one of my checkboxes for beautiful is definitely "[x] would look good in a disney dress"
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    Ldo and wtf? A disney dress? Roflz. Tbh, as long as the girl looks good in everyday clothes like jeans and a t-shirt, or sweats and a hoodie she's game. If she ends up looking like a troll in a dress, who cares? After high school there are probably less than 15 times she will end up wearing an actual dress. So thats not a requirement for me.
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    Umm... sorry, I'm a little biased.

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    @dranger: but this isn't "good looking" or "hot" this is "beautiful". A dress is a requirement for me to fit the definition of beauty rather than pretty, cute, hot, etc. *shrug*
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    it's all the same

    what's the purpose of a beautiful face if it doesn't make you wanna money shot it more than a sexy face?
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    ^lol wuf saves the thread!
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    you guys have absurdly bad taste in face beauty. its like you arent even trying. ellen page ftw
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    Pic of Ellen Page. Oh wait, that's lolita
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    Quote Originally Posted by nutsinho
    you guys have absurdly bad taste in face beauty. its like you arent even trying. ellen page ftw
    rofl

    Ellen Page is cute, but
    #1 she's 15 (or looks like... does it matter?)
    #2 she'll cut your balls off.
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    I can't say anything about the most beautiful woman, because experience has shown me that there will always be one who wows you more than the previous one.

    I would say this is a damn fine candidate though





    Especially near 1:40 or so, with that blue swimsuit on
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    And another, just as beautiful, but different







    And they look even better in movs
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