Trump is the WWE and Mueller is The Undertaker

[BananaStand]

I know you've asked me for two dozen posts now to explain specifically what Trump did that is bad enough to rise to the level of impeachment. But I don't have an answer. I just really desperately pathetically wish for it to be true. Sometimes I think about it at night, and my sheets get sticky. It's such a happy thought I can't bear the reality that it probably isn't true.
I've tried to deflect, dodge and demagogue my way through this conversation, but the smart man with the facts, and the logic, and the brainpower is making me feel bad. He's making me think my sticky-dream might not be real. That makes me sad. And anyone who makes me said is a bad man who doesn't carry themselves properly. So I'm going to change the thing that I hope for now, and hope that the super-genius is wrong, because that's the kind of thought that gives me new sticky dreams.

Well played. I've enjoyed our conversation.

[Poopadoop]

Well played. I've enjoyed our conversation.

That's hilarious. I suggest you show it to your angry cunt counsellor in your next session to show him how constructively you're spending your time these days.

[BananaStand]

Anytime you wanna take this conversation back to sensible-land, you just tell me what specific crime Trump committed.

Because this is not even close:

1. Trump tried to get Cohen to pay SD with cash. So his first instinct was to be greasy and not leave a paper trail.
2. Cohen was the one who insisted it be done above board, so as to give it at least the air of legitimacy should it ever come up in, say, a courtroom.

I mean, you admit right there in #2 that Cohen made him do it "above board". All Trump did there, was use a lawyer for its exact purpose!!

And if Trump truly is named as a criminal defendant in a case over charity skimming...I'm all ears. Where's your source?

[Poopadoop]

Anytime you wanna take this conversation back to sensible-land, you just tell me what specific crime Trump committed.

Because this is not even close:


I mean, you admit right there in #2 that Cohen made him do it "above board". All Trump did there, was use a lawyer for its exact purpose!!

And if Trump truly is named as a criminal defendant in a case over charity skimming...I'm all ears. Where's your source?

Take an angry cunt pill dude.