Randomness thread, part two.

[Jack Sawyer]

This is the problem

http://gawker.com/5987561/mississipp...ikely-homicide

Why would who you want to fuck matter to my life?

Time for #stopgayhate?

[givememyleg]

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[jyms]

What exactly were you testing there?

[givememyleg]

look at the thread while not being logged in and you will find your answer.

[rong]

kat is very soon to be blocked by all major isps in the UK. That shit is fucking annoying.

[jyms]

look at the thread while not being logged in and you will find your answer.

Well done

[a500lbgorilla]

This is the problem

http://gawker.com/5987561/mississipp...ikely-homicide

Why would who you want to fuck matter to my life?

Time for #stopgayhate?

Not a good look, Mississippi.

[a500lbgorilla]

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000...465612224.html

That's a good look, New Jersey.

[Lukie]

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[Lukie]

haha... that is pretty cool actually

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[a500lbgorilla]

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i respc yah, till yah eeyyy yah chee mustaaaa

[Galapogos]

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[a500lbgorilla]

I'VE GOT GAY FRIENDS BRO STEP OFF

(to answer your question though I don't think I said anywhere that you can't, I certainly didn't mean to. I also wasn't trying to make a standalone point with that post but rather just highlight my problem with [my incorrect perception of] ong's stance)

@boog suck a dick

This was directed at both you and OngBonga. I was calling him the homophobe he is and letting you know that it all ain't no thang.

But look at you. You're so homophobephobic that you can't even handle being called a homophobe.

And as we all know that the biggest homophobes are themselves closeted homos, I have to wonder about the biggest homophobephobic I've ever seen...

It's ok to be a homophobe, kiwi. It's OK.

[supa]

Homophobia's a trip. I feel like it a necessary evil even though I have gay friends.

[Jack Sawyer]

kat is very soon to be blocked by all major isps in the UK. That shit is fucking annoying.

Does this block circumvent VPNs as well? If not, VPN the shit out of kat imo

[givememyleg]

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[givememyleg]

What if I want to quote you though?

oh you

[Galapogos]

I think that might be an admin power because I still get the (hidden) text when I quote it.

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[givememyleg]

well i'll be you weren't trolling

[kiwiMark]

This was directed at both you and OngBonga. I was calling him the homophobe he is and letting you know that it all ain't no thang.

But look at you. You're so homophobephobic that you can't even handle being called a homophobe.

And as we all know that the biggest homophobes are themselves closeted homos, I have to wonder about the biggest homophobephobic I've ever seen...

It's ok to be a homophobe, kiwi. It's OK.

I didn't want to have to play my trump card till now, but I'm actually the leader of a small church that prays away homophobia, so there's just no possible way that I could be a homophobe.

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[Pascal]

first 1st of the year (and pretty sure first year in any essay at my home uni) weeeee

[Lukie]

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[a500lbgorilla]

I didn't want to have to play my trump card till now, but I'm actually the leader of a small church that prays away homophobia, so there's just no possible way that I could be a homophobe.

Oh, I'm very sorry. I didn't realize you were so important to your community. Maybe my son, who struggles with his own need to homobash, could find some guidance with you in your church.

[givememyleg]

what is going on here.

[a500lbgorilla]

Hockey makes me think I'd like Soccer.

[a500lbgorilla]

Dearth should be spelled dirth.

[Jack Sawyer]

I just had a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon, also some Rembrandt cheese, wrote a whole lot of incoherent rants in my diary (including this one) and feel pretty moody for someone at home on a Saturday night with neck pain. FML

Tomorrow morning hopefully neck pain will be gone, so I'm off to the gym early in the mornin', completing my first "perfectly fit" week in a while. Hopefully the first of many.

[Jack Sawyer]

BTW for some reason I'm not drunk at all, just tipsy. Like Sideways. Normally red wine hits me hard, harder than say, Vodka, but now today.

Recommended read: The Power of Habit by some asshole. It's a fucking awesome book if you know you have to get out of shit but just can't and you want to turn your life around.

[NightGizmo]

Recommended read: The Power of Habit by some asshole. It's a fucking awesome book if you know you have to get out of shit but just can't and you want to turn your life around.

by Charles Duhigg. Read it a few months ago, awesome book.

[a500lbgorilla]

The internet is being incredible right now.

[rong]

So they cured aids in kid, that's gotta knock off a couple of percent from some drugs companies share prices.

[kiwiMark]

they'll hire a dude to stitch a third arm to the kid's head, it'll be fine

[a500lbgorilla]

This world

http://falkvinge.net/2013/03/04/afte...m-north-korea/

Is getting

http://www.dnaindia.com/scitech/repo...tments_1807198

pretty interesting

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/44...a-kenyatta.htm

[BennyLaRue]

I just regrettably bid $600 for two concert tickets.

[Luco]

I just regrettably bid $600 for two concert tickets.

This has to be Celine Dion

[rong]

Justin beiber imo

[BennyLaRue]

Corey Hart, duh.

[OngBonga]

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[BennyLaRue]

And I was outbid. There are stupider people than me.

[Lukie]

ahhh, I remember the days you would have to pay me about $600 to go to a concert. I would do it for a bit less now.

[Chelle]

Holy fuck. I weigh 112.1 lbs, with clothes on.

Got braces tightened today, dear god, ow, going to be eating VERY soft foods for the next week. Gonna' make some potato + cheese soup in a bit.

Completely finished the beach painting, probably gonna' start another type of painting soon-ish, maybe.

but omfg I was about +45ish more lbs this time last year. wttttfffffffffffff!

[rong]

So tomorrow I'm cooking dinner for a about 6 people, thought I'd show some pics of what I'm cooking as it is starting to look good already and I haven't even put the oven on yet. I've never tried stuffing anything that isn't a bird, so risky game to play with mothers day tomorrow and the inlaws round for dinner.

The first pic shows the meat in it's original form. It's about 2kg of rolled boneless pork shoulder.




Second pic shows the meat unrolled. I also cut an extra layer into it so I could put two layers of stuffing.




Next pic shows the stuffing I just made. It's made from scratch. 2 small apples, 1 large onion, about half a garlic bulb, a handful of apricots and a handful of of raisins all heated in a wok with butter for about 5 mins, then added salt, pepper and a load of fresh rosemary and sage and heated for a further 5 mins.




Next pic shows me adding the stuffing to the meat. You can kinda see that I've cut the meat so it's like a book with 1 page, meaning I can add two layers of stuffing.




Next two pics are of the meat rolled up. Will slow cook for 5 hrs or so tomorrow and add a pic when roasted.

[Lukie]

rong that looks amazing, and I have found slow cooking is very forgiving on being very approximate with times.

also congrats chelle.. that is an awesome success story. it isn't easy to lose >40lb especially when it accounts for nearly 30% of starting bw.

[eugmac]

mmmmm huge piece of meat

[Savy]

That will take so long to cook and probably won't cook well all the way through unless you slow cook it.

[boost]

That will take so long to cook and probably won't cook well all the way through unless you slow cook it.

Yeah, I might plan on cooking it quite a bit longer than 5 hours. The nice thing with a roast like that, if need be it can rest, tented, for over an hour and still be good to serve.

Looks good though, be sure to post the finished pics!

oh and I freaked out for a second, then realized you're in a country which seems to not know when mother's day is.

[BennyLaRue]

Clocks going ahead on English Mother's Day is lol...fuck you, mum, you only get 23 hrs.

[rong]

You can roast 2kg of pork without slow roasting. This is shoulder so I'll be slow roasting, but if it was say leg instead, I wouldn't bother to slow roast it as its just not necessary. The shoulder is a slightly lower quality piece of meat than the leg so it pays to slow roast it. Cooking times for this one, about 30 mins at 220c to get the crackling going, then cover with foil and roast for a further 4 hrs at 170c, then take out of oven, remove from tray, add a layer of carrots (just sliced down the middle length ways), a couple of onions cut in half and maybe a couple of parsnips cut length ways, maybe even a couple of celery sticks. Place the meat on top of the veg and return to the oven for a further hour at 170c this time not covered by foil. That should come out so tender that you won't need a knife to slice it up, just a couple of forks to pull it apart. Although I may slice it for aesthetic reasons if the stuffing gives the effect I'm hoping for.

[kiwiMark]

Looks badass man, even if you slipped up and accidentally stuffed it with plantlife instead of other different kinds of dead animal. Hope we get pics of the finished product too.

[Chelle]

ty lukie, weighted myself without clothes, which makes me drop like 2 more lbs, so, holy fuck, i'm fucking 110, weeeee!

also, mother of god i want that food.

btw, does anyone know good food i can eat without having to chew? cause fuck braces.

[Lukie]

with minimal chewing, some good protein sources are scrambled eggs, many types of fish, and even some types of meat if cooked right. for example it's very easy to make chicken falling apart tender when slow cooked in a crock pot, which is very easy to get carried away with and ordinarily wouldn't be very good, but in your situation might be more ideal.

then there's all the usual stuff, cottage cheese, yogurt, some fruit, mushy stuff, etc. you can also slow cook vegetables (veggies at bottom possibly with a little water, meat on top) and if cooked long enough they get almost soggy. again that's not normally my thing, but i can sympathize with tooth pain.

or throw some protein powder, berries, peanut butter, milk or water, and whatever else you can dream of into a blender.

[Chelle]

you said chicken and it reminded me of the awesome chicken stuff i made about a month ago. i made my own cream of mushroom sauce/soup/gravy stuff, breaded some chicken in some spices/egg/flour, put it in a small pan, covered the chicken in the mushroom stuff, cut a few little slices in the chicken, and dear god, it was fucking amazing. cooked it really slow, like 1-2 hrs on low heat. damnit, now i want more of it.

lately i don't really eat a lot of meat, mostly veggies, though i do eat some meat, i just don't overload on it. been drinking a fuckton of water, and eating soup, and well, anything i can stand to barely chew.

lol, oh top of the fucking braces being tightened pain, apparently i have a few more kidney stones i have to go get checked out thursday. i've had one more, and they busted it up with the soundwave machine thingy. i've been having severe mid-low back pain since fucking december, went to the bigger well known hospital, the p.a. wrote me off, gave me vicodin, which, i've taken 2, since december. she said it was my scoliosis, said i needed to follow up with my GP, did that, he didn't know wtf to do, cause nothing showed up in the urine test for UTI's and shit. went to my female-parts p.a., she sent the stuffs off for a culture, bacteria showed up, was on cipro for 5 days, didn't help.

so, a week and a half ago, the pain got so bad i could barely walk, started out as a pressure, went into a throbbing pressure, then morphed into fucking throbbing stabbing pressure pain stuff, so i went to the near-by hospital, who has my complete records from being in the hospital back in september for a severe kidney infection, and i told dude-man doctor about having a kidney stone a few years back, which i also told the god damn p.a. cunt at the bigger hospital, well, the local doctor dude looked at my piss closer i guess, idfk. found fucking crystals and blood. he said more than likely if i've been having the same type of pain since december, i've been passing multiple fucking kidney stones. last few months i've been having random ass fucking bad nausea, severe pain, and feeling like shit physically. thankfully i'm in a crazy ass good mindset, and can deal with the pain, but fucking christ, how the fuck does this kind of thing just fucking fly under the radar for about 2-3 months, when i've been to multiple doctors/p.a. people? i understand that they're humans, they make mistakes, but, it's a common theme that they just seem to throw out fucking pain-pills to people, not just pain-pills, but fucking narcotics, that are addictive, and horrible for your body.


i think i just raged.

tl;dr - food is cool, water is awesome, braces are bitches, fuck kidney stones, and i'm a female.

[bode]

the people demand updated pork shoulder pics!

[rong]

Ah yeah, forgot. My phone battery died so pics are on my gf's phone so will have to wait 'til tonight.

[boost]

Gonna go hang out with John McAfee in about 48 hours.

Please advise.

[OngBonga]

Gonna go hang out with John McAfee in about 48 hours.

Please advise.

Don't say anything bad about his dogs.

[wufwugy]

Fantastic writeup and discussion on the intricacies of why North Korea does what North Korea does

http://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/co...gfm1?context=1

[surviva316]

what is going on here.

Is your profile pic an Alex Grey? That would be kind of cool of you if it were.

[rong]

Warning: This clip contains strong language often used in big business scenarios.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr3eT3kZz4A

[a500lbgorilla]

Things are going well.

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/poker...-older-casinos

[a500lbgorilla]

Gonna go hang out with John McAfee in about 48 hours.

Please advise.

How's that?

[wufwugy]

Warning: This clip contains strong language often used in big business scenarios.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr3eT3kZz4A

Gonna be needin some blowsy subbies for this

[DoubleJ]

Is your profile pic an Alex Grey?....

it certainly is.

it's the cover art for "Lateralus" by Tool

[givememyleg]

^ yes'm

[bigred]

Ohhhhhhh dear

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=Ow7pwIDhl5c

[Chelle]

k so, finished that beach painting

here it is -

Then I started a new one a few days ago.

still a work in progress

[Luco]

So you know when a sentence starts with 'I'm not racist, but...' it's going to be awful?

http://www.notracistbut.com

[bikes]

hoi to the world

[a500lbgorilla]

So you know when a sentence starts with 'I'm not racist, but...' it's going to be awful?

http://www.notracistbut.com

This is why I tell people, "I'm not racist, but you're beautiful."

[bikes]

This is why I tell people, "I'm not racist, but you're beautiful."

[wufwugy]

her char in easy a is one of the best

[Savy]

Is Easy A actually any good?