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  1. 10-19-2006 01:12 PM #1
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    Default Advice for my drinkin and chit

    Its 9am and Imma boozin, Imma on my 2nd bottle of Willd turkey of the morning.
    I got up at 6am cos imma coulddnt sleep. Last night i picked up a chick at my locall bar and brought her back here, she left me when i was sick in the bed.
    Imma lost my job and am broke.,
    Any advice for me?
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  2. 10-19-2006 01:23 PM #2
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  3. 10-19-2006 01:24 PM #3
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    get a new job? drink more?
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  4. 10-19-2006 01:30 PM #4
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  5. 10-19-2006 01:39 PM #5
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    move on to a more effective drug, crank or some good ol' black betty should do the trick.
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  6. 10-19-2006 03:55 PM #6
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    yeah if you really want to burn out instead of fade away like that, change drugs. meth can work a guy down to the bone in a few months i've heard, and it's cheap so you can really party hard on the way out.

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  7. 10-19-2006 04:57 PM #7
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    play more $215 donk-n-gos

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  8. 10-19-2006 05:00 PM #8
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  9. 10-19-2006 06:26 PM #9
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  10. 10-19-2006 06:49 PM #10
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  11. 10-19-2006 06:52 PM #11
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  12. 10-20-2006 08:52 AM #12
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    Yea I am for real buddy.
    Imma sittin in the dark here, my head os pooundin with pain, Imma need a drink but imma not got none.
    Imma thinkin of breakin into the liqour store and stealin there wisky, Imma out of smokes too and cqnt afford any.
    If anyones in kansas hook up with me and give me some munney please.
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  13. 10-20-2006 09:04 AM #13
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  16. 10-20-2006 01:12 PM #16
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