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every thread is the drunk thread

indeed

im at the point now where hitting like 15% overall drinking capacity puts me in a shit mood about life

mb vodka is a pussy and ur badass stomach rejects it

you two are made for each other

http://i.minus.com/iKy28aarwyqh9.gif

cant beat it


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNicfq8vLy8

Things John Kellogg did:

Created Corn Flakes because he thought the blandness would sap young boys' masturbatory strength
Bragged about never banging his wife
Got yogurt enemas on the regular

ive posted like that hammered too.

actually a lot of my big explanatory posts around here have been while drunk

as a child i never thought i'd waste my talents. as an adult i don't understand why i waste my talents

dont make me w0t u m8

hey imsavy

not sober. not crunk tho

dont drink enough to get crunk

trying tho

is that a dick joke?

still can't get over the pain of barry sanders' retirement

im just a hater

people still watch football? god

i just read and type so much that i can do it even when i cant do it

in other news i have never been so drunk that i couldnt spell perfectly. well, once, but then i blacked out and puked for an hour. it was at the office picnic. i rule

dozer stop stealing all the bear food

http://i.imgur.com/bUykgjU.png

i read this as you being held captive

oh i see. that's why. brotip

i know and everybody's a honky

yea but im going to bed honky

ye can't handle ye mead, ye frilly wench

How are you hung over? Did you shave your beard or something