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FKN SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

my family tells me never to leave austin every time i visited. whether they were joking or not remains up in the air.

the hipster part of brooklyn is far too mainstream for late 20's chick wuf wu goo guy.

whole lotta coldplay hate itt.

"We aren't better musically, but we are much more attractive" - Chris Martin on Radiohead.

also i don't believe coldplay > radiohead.

for the record

florence welch > adele

driver roll up the partition please.

VAT DO YOU MEAN ZHERE IS NO BEER? ZEY HAVE BEER EVERYWHERE IN GERMANY!

- foreign exchange student at local mcdonalds 2006

here in america we are more shocked she goes to sex clubs watching "freaky" people getting it on.

there is an alternate universe where emily blunt and i are happily married and have sex 14 times a week. and for that i pat myself on the back.

http://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/2unpdus.gif&v=_CL6n0FJZpk&s=33

quick cheap shoot air out of your nose.

focus more on eating delicious foods until you can't feel feelings or your face and suddenly christmas becomes amazing every year imo.

your christmas food must rather be shitty. if you weren't english i am sure the food would be tastier and christmas might be slightly better.

http://i.imgur.com/rqfb3H1.jpg

obv.

tick. tick. tick.

would like to give props to kingnat for fighting the good fight against stupidity and ignorance these last few weeks.

aubrey have you listened to the robin schultz album? there is a bunch of legit music on there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo4cmTaEDIk

this already on my spotify. soundmouse is <3. soundmouse is life.

http://fat.gfycat.com/ExaltedInconsequentialGrackle.gif



WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?

by the same theorem the water killed you instantly and you are no longer in pain.

https://i.imgur.com/h6k3jaH.jpg

OH MY LANTA!

http://ibnlive.in.com/news/condoms-too-small-for-ugandan-men-new-worry-about-aids/500307-17.html


THE STRUGGLE IS REAL

https://i.imgur.com/RparXGP.jpg

i keep watching clips of the newsroom and ask my self why did i not watch this show now? the pilot was good and i never watched the 2nd episode.

BWE TONIGHT HYPE