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    I once had an egregiously good night playing 2/5...

    I once had an egregiously good night playing 2/5 NL at Foxwoods. Up well over $5k and I decided that I was willing to spent as much as $1,000 on a watch.

    There's a rolex store at Foxwoods, but...
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    Now write a number on each face and ROLL FOR...

    Now write a number on each face and ROLL FOR INITIATIVE!!

    nerds...
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    I still say "throw two doughnuts in the garbage"...

    I still say "throw two doughnuts in the garbage" is the right answer.

    This reminds me of a "team building" exercise that HR made us do at that conference in Canada I had last week.

    Setup: A...
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    BTW, I read that Dunkin' Donuts is changing their...

    BTW, I read that Dunkin' Donuts is changing their name to just "Dunkin's"

    I guess nobody gets any doughnuts.
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    I'm pretty sure I already got it. The answer is...

    I'm pretty sure I already got it. The answer is that the smallest piece each person gets is a whole doughnut.

    Ignore the other two doughnuts
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    throw 2 donuts in the garbage.... duh

    throw 2 donuts in the garbage....

    duh
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    WHAT?????? En route, translated, means "on...

    WHAT??????



    En route, translated, means "on the way" or "along the way". And Au contraire, translated, means "on the contrary".

    The meaning of both of those phrases ABSOLUTELY IS deducible...
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    which character would you be?

    which character would you be?
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    MAGA is a slogan It hasnt been around long...

    MAGA is a slogan

    It hasnt been around long enough to be a cliche
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    those are metaphors chucklehead

    those are metaphors chucklehead
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    theres not something wrong with you. I hate...

    theres not something wrong with you. I hate people who use cliches at all. Im not sure why you would discriminate against jjst those two.

    cliches show a lack of creativity and intelligence. ...
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    so, math tilts you huh? What's that like?

    so, math tilts you huh?

    What's that like?
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    huh? He didn't buy himself out. Imagine you...

    huh? He didn't buy himself out.

    Imagine you start Poop Industries. you use your own savings as a capital investment in your new company. So you deposit $100,000 cash into an account in the name...
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    Do you know how finance works at all??? Assets...

    Do you know how finance works at all???

    Assets = Liabilities + Equity

    If someone wants all of their equity....in cash...right now....then what needs to happen?
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    Actually, they kinda got lucky. My company is...

    Actually, they kinda got lucky. My company is phenomenally profitable. whoever is keeping the books must really have his shit together. He's probably pretty handsome too. But I digress...
    ...
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    We got bought by some massive Canadian...

    We got bought by some massive Canadian conglomerate a while back. Now the whole finance department is invited up to cucktown to meet the new family.

    First impressions: The new family is cheap as...
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    No, I'm at a Best Western....which isn't much...

    No, I'm at a Best Western....which isn't much better.

    And it's not the hotel. It's outside too. There is just no air.

    no wind, no circulation nothing. Breathing is hard...like if it were...
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    THERE IS NO AIR HERE

    THERE IS NO AIR HERE
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    the hotel cable doesn't get fox news..... ...

    the hotel cable doesn't get fox news.....

    Plenty of CNN though....
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    I'm in canada right now. Everything is in...

    I'm in canada right now. Everything is in fucking celsius and they all want to cover everything they eat in vinegar.

    Apparently hunger is a crime here, and everyone is sentenced to ruin their...
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    I feel like 'suicide by nature' is a thing. ...

    I feel like 'suicide by nature' is a thing.

    Like, maybe someone recently got diagnosed with cancer, isn't pursuing treatment, and decides they're just gonna die with all their stuff.

    Similar...
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    Maybe he wanted to. What's it to you?

    Maybe he wanted to. What's it to you?
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    Meh, in the pantheon of hurricanes, this one...

    Meh, in the pantheon of hurricanes, this one seems pretty mild. Hurricanes in general aren't really that bad. A few people die, most of whom were on borrowed time anyway. Property is damaged, but...
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    lol

    lol
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    First comment on the PD's facebook post: ...

    First comment on the PD's facebook post:



    Now I see how the guy got away with it. It's ok to steal if you're poor. Makes perfect sense.
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