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Nope, just a witty play on the thread title.

LOL 55% ROI, those were the days.

Also, I cannot believe we have got this far without a picture of a child, with downs syndrome, in a swing.

Yeah it's hard to stop. But just in case it's tl:dr for future readers, here's the cliffs on OP's posts:

In light of the recent events in CT I would like to clarify that my above post is only a half truth.

Every christmas I kidnap a small child with a bright future and sacrifice them to the poker gods. I'm also running at 55% ROI for the year. Coincidence?