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There was a young lady named Jill
Who tried dynamite for a thrill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil.

Office supply stores should carry rolls of 1/4 inch wide tape for just that purpose. I have some on my white board at work; it's great! Failing that, use electrical tape.

A link to the good stuff:...

I have no problem with people being straight with me. Notice, I had no objection to the folks who said things like "You played this badly because..."

I only have a problem with people who say...

Wow. Thanks for the constructive criticism, gentlemen. That's exactly the kind of commentary I was hoping to get from such great and knowledgable poker wizards as yourself.

Look, this may get me a...

This was, I admit, somewhat donkishly risky of me...but I'm curious what you guys think. I also would like to nominate these two for Dumbest Call of the Year:

PokerStars Game #5851523103:...

Assuming you cooked it thoroughly, it should be ok healthwise...but talk to his pediatrician ASAP.

I think it goes without saying that you should never use that product again, but I think there...

I'm willing to bet this is a flush draw, TT or JJ, or even unimproved AK or suchlike. I probably call.

What's your read? How does this guy play 99, 22, 77, AA, KK? Is he likely to be in there with...

Harrington on Hold 'Em vol. 1 and 2

Lefou - if you're nice, I might let you borrow them.

EDIT: I also got a new brother-in-law, who proposed to my sister on Christmas morning. Lefou, you may...

Since I started this thread, perhaps I should repsond:

I am fat. Most Americans are fat. Most Internet users are fat. Nearly all American internet users are fat.

:D

I agree whole-heartedly with Rippy.

The territorial bullcrap, the one-upsmanship, the chickenshit bickering, and the "he started" nonsense are killing this place. Lately the tone of this...

PWND.

NH, sir.

Be honest, or I will know!

One of my poker buddies is almost guaranteed to push all-in on the turn if his pot-bet gets called on the flop - even if an obvious little gutshot completes. Hehe...

Thanks guys!

I was pretty sure you'd nail me for that one.

This is getting absurd.

I know this isn't my fight. Further, I know I have little influence here. But I also know that this fight is ridiculous.

WHO CARES who started it? Dwarfman and Doggz...

Will the password for game 5 be posted soon?

I think I rather like how I played this...maybe.

PokerStars Game #3229270387: Tournament #15983518, Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2005/12/03 - 13:19:50 (ET)
Table '15983518 3' Seat #5 is...

9th place - for the second game in a row. :wall:

I read the sarcasm; I'm not trying to misrepresent what you said. It just got me thinking, that's all.

I was reading a thread in the HE ring forum, and Fnord had this to say:



And it got me thinking: obviously, you don't want to do that...but how do you eliminate a given draw from the range of...

***** Hand History for Game 3029680997 *****
$25 NL Texas Hold'em - Sunday, November 13, 12:50:00 EDT 2005
Table Table 65056 (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat...

I know exactly how you feel, only my 6-month downswing has been as much due to my own play as it has to bad beats.

My question is this: I know the age-old advice, "step away for a while". While I...

One thing I can speak to is this: you say you don't play SNGs often because you don't always have an hour to spare.

If you can't sit for a couple of hours, it may tend to get frustrating when you...

I'm Frankenstein (pronounced Fronk-en-steen, btw), of course. LeFou and I stay out of each other's pots.

Do you see why?

the funny thing is, that game's at my house...I think I actually remember that happening...