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So you're a pussy?

Jokes aside, I find if drinking puts you in a shit mood, there's something deep down eating at you that you should acknowledge. Drinking used to put me down only because I was...

Amazing amazing beer in NYC but I feel $6 or $7 is way too much, you know comparing it to nation, to pay for decent brew. Nation, how much you pay for delicious brew?

Alright, I actually feel kind of bad about the dad thing that I wrote. I was just being stupid. That kind of shit isn't funny and should never be funny. meh, sorry for joking about that.

Also, don't fucking judge me because I like to drink. Fuck you. Not drinking doesn't make you better. It just makes you an asshole that refuses to take part in a social ritual that us humans have....

Also, seriously, meeting people who don't drink is weird. It's like, two totally different platofrms of being social. I feel like, why wouldn't you drink? Do you think you're better than people who...

This shit way too bottom. Why you so bottom drunk thread? Anyway, glad I'm back. Missed you gys.

I SAID HEY! WHAT'S GOIN' AWN!??!?!

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Beer and dried squid. Perfect on this Sunday afternoon.

When I drink on school nights, they kids comment on me smelling like their dads.

"You daddy smell."

Those are the other two dead birds he was talking about.

I SHOULD BE ABLE TO FUCKING ORDER WEED ONLINE. THIS IS BULLSHIT.

SERIOUSLY, I'M PISSED I CAN'T ORDER WEED ONLINE.

Been listening to this all week.

I didn't tell you this at the time...but you got a teeny bit of vomit on my foot.

I washed it off in the pool.

The Roots concert at the Highline Ballroom was extremely loud...I'm pretty sure it was illegal how loud it was.

It was the best concert I've ever seen.

Supaasshole, your avatar really does suck ass.

But, but...never mind.

You know what annoys me? The plural of "leaf" is "leaves," not "leafs." The city of Toronto has a team dedicated to shitty pluralization.

NO htats fucking bulshit. i got fucking stopped by cips iand im peacheufle
.. that fucksng buklkkshiit... im pissed off...

cops pull my cab over like i m ay bom a place cuz im colombian and...

Asian flush ftw.

Fuckin' Dranger is back bitches.

It's been said: USMC = MOTHA FUCKIN' EZ MOTHA FUCKIN' GAME!

Dranger is fuckin' back bitches.

I will admit that I woke up feeling like a slob. I was a bit hungover...but everytime I eat one of the sandwiches I have the "Why did I do that to myself?" feeling...because my body is still taking...

So whenever I get drunk, there's only one thing that'll calm my hunger.

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Garlic sesame...