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I got my daughters b/f 2 x glow in the dark spiderman pens if that qualifies and im pissed

Went for afternoon drink today . Ordered snack in the bar. Chilli & jacket potato £5 .
after ordering I noticed it was buy one get one free.
I said to the bar maid oh . Ill have another one...

Half drunk, just had copious cans at a mates, now in pub, wetherspoons, then wine at a girls flat. Half drunk. 5.16 saturday evening

How drunk do we call drunk?
1 cider and 5 guinness ?