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Would you rather eat Jupiter or shit out Venus?

It's bought by weight. So, I buy it, then make it weigh more so I can sell half of it and break even while getting free weed.



Please don't do this. I'm not bothered about the bigred...

Haha nice one bigred, way to piss everyone except me off.

Any boxer who keeps boxing after killing two people must be a psychopath.

One, you accept it might happen in a career, but two, you gotta start to think you're hitting people a little too hard.

All this violence. I just want to make myself huge and light so I can make some wings and fly.

And I want free weed.

I thought about gold, but the problem is that while you think you can now sell it for more, its density has changed and potential buyers will think it's not gold.

I'll make my weed twice as heavy, sell half of it, and smoke the rest for free.

Win.