every thread is the drunk thread
Type: Posts; User: wufwugy
every thread is the drunk thread
indeed
im at the point now where hitting like 15% overall drinking capacity puts me in a shit mood about life
mb vodka is a pussy and ur badass stomach rejects it
you two are made for each other
http://i.minus.com/iKy28aarwyqh9.gif
cant beat it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNicfq8vLy8
Things John Kellogg did:
Created Corn Flakes because he thought the blandness would sap young boys' masturbatory strength
Bragged about never banging his wife
Got yogurt enemas on the regular
ive posted like that hammered too.
actually a lot of my big explanatory posts around here have been while drunk
as a child i never thought i'd waste my talents. as an adult i don't understand why i waste my talents
dont make me w0t u m8
hey imsavy
not sober. not crunk tho
dont drink enough to get crunk
trying tho
is that a dick joke?
still can't get over the pain of barry sanders' retirement
im just a hater
people still watch football? god
i just read and type so much that i can do it even when i cant do it
in other news i have never been so drunk that i couldnt spell perfectly. well, once, but then i blacked out and puked for an hour. it was at the office picnic. i rule
dozer stop stealing all the bear food
http://i.imgur.com/bUykgjU.png
i read this as you being held captive
oh i see. that's why. brotip
i know and everybody's a honky
yea but im going to bed honky
ye can't handle ye mead, ye frilly wench
How are you hung over? Did you shave your beard or something