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    Don't forget to mention both "super strength...

    Don't forget to mention both "super strength cannabis" and "skunk" several times, while giving a quick mention near the bottom of the article noting he'd stopped taking his schizophrenia medication.
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    You're trolling me? Nope, I'm trolling you! ...

    You're trolling me? Nope, I'm trolling you!

    Nice hand sir.
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    My argument? It was a quip, and since then I've...

    My argument? It was a quip, and since then I've being doing my best to pretend I care in an effort to get some stupid conversation out of this.

    My point about you not living in the UK for long...
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    It's interesting because an eagle grabbed it and...

    It's interesting because an eagle grabbed it and then dropped it. Presumably, it at least tried to retrieve it. That's not interesting to ponder?

    Do you watch nature programmes? Do you turn away...
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    Of course it's entertainment. You'd be watching,...

    Of course it's entertainment. You'd be watching, guaranteed. Stop pretending you don't have a dark side.
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    Aw dead BABY animal. Dude I eat dead baby...

    Aw dead BABY animal. Dude I eat dead baby animals. So do eagles. Honestly, if this happened in England, the entire town would come out to watch the "rescue". Someone might even make a round of tea...
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    I watch tsunami footage for entertainment.

    I watch tsunami footage for entertainment.
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    You clearly haven't lived in England for long...

    You clearly haven't lived in England for long enough.
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    Why does cat #6 have a dick in its mouth? What is...

    Why does cat #6 have a dick in its mouth? What is that supposed to be?
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    Nah I think it's because Susie is a words genius...

    Nah I think it's because Susie is a words genius while Carol and Rachel are numbers genuises.

    Being hot definitely helps though. Definitely.



    Actually it's denial. It was a valid point which...
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    This is a matter of opinion, and you just proved...

    This is a matter of opinion, and you just proved yours to be worth fuck all. This is almost as offensive as saying Debbie Harry got ugly.

    Not a fan of Susie Dent. Don't get me wrong, I'd watch her...
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    Fuck you for saying fuck you too when I didn't...

    Fuck you for saying fuck you too when I didn't say fuck you.
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    Carol has lovely hips, the fuck is wrong with you?

    Carol has lovely hips, the fuck is wrong with you?
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    This needs a repost for the wtf.

    This needs a repost for the wtf.
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    Carol is a true 10. Rachel is a 9.5. That isn't...

    Carol is a true 10. Rachel is a 9.5. That isn't even close, it's like Richter Scale where each increase of 0.1 is like 10x more energy. Carol is 10^5 times hotter than Rachel.
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    *shortlisted

    *shortlisted
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    I'm getting a load of mugs made for Christmas...

    I'm getting a load of mugs made for Christmas presents so I'm bumping this thread for reference.

    Suppose I should post an image that's already on my shortlist...

    Hello Carol.
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    http://s6.postimg.org/4mys92641/spongebob.jpg

    http://s6.postimg.org/4mys92641/spongebob.jpg
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    I'd probably attempt to go north, hoping to get...

    I'd probably attempt to go north, hoping to get to the Faroe Islands, or even Iceland. The problem with France is it's full of French people.
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    I can just picture her now with her hot arse and...

    I can just picture her now with her hot arse and her flowing ginger pony tail, while she's making me a sandwich and cup of tea.

    "Just going to get some milk honey, love you xx"

    And then I run....
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    I spent a few minutes staring at her, imagining...

    I spent a few minutes staring at her, imagining doing sexual things to her, to see if it instigated an erection. It did not. She is an actual 0/10.
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    https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-...

    https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10698593_773411362722020_4879382682087463396_n.jpg?oh=db979148cd46b8c1f09b830ed1db9a62&oe=548A54CF&__gda__=1418324499_8a7c88667261cb4d30...
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    Meanwhile, in England... ...

    Meanwhile, in England...
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    What makes MDMA so awesome is that them chicks...

    What makes MDMA so awesome is that them chicks will believe they are dancing better than they have ever done.
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    Dancing lessons anyone? ...

    Dancing lessons anyone?

    http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-12/enhanced/webdr06/9/12/anigif_enhanced-buzz-10614-1386611373-11.gif

    My favourite bit is where the first chick imagines she's...
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