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I thought you were talking about this Birdman.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAoaVKheCjA

Accumulation by swiping down on 2048 is lol. It's the gaming equivalent to:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jdAAGh97Yls/TfTe3mDc1bI/AAAAAAAAB4o/6Icum6jYjpg/s1600/ToiletPaper_holder.jpg

Is she two-fiddy?

Fucking terrorists.

There are no women wufwuggies.

TRUTHBOMBASPLODE

Boog was gone?

I love gabbagool. Would pay top dollar for gabbagool delivery.

On another topic, why does the Trivago guy look so dirty?

Forced positivity isn't healthy.

Stop judging yourself so harshly for having human emotions and shit becomes easier. Just don't hurt anyone intentionally and we'll all get along just fine.

"Meet" - all the flavour of meat but half the price. Gets real grill marks!

Then don't go to India. Smells like shit everywhere.

For example, Adam Sandler went there and was like, "India...might as well be poop-ia."

Depends. How much do you like smelling poop?

Don't let it push you around and kick sand in your face.

Your computer is an idiot. It happens.

Figures this would happen in Blackpool*.


* - I have no idea where that is, I just think someone always makes fun of somewhere

Best way to drive someone crazy in a business setting is on conference calls. Just repeatedly act like they didn't say anything. When he joins and announces he's on, ignore it. Leave him out at roll...

And Nickleback.

But then you remember who actually bought all those albums (Mercans!! Fuck yeah!!) and you realize you did it to yourselves.

FTR gets blocked on the Montreal airport wifi cuz gambling.

Christie Brinkley, muhfucka.

Also, Serenity.

Are you the kind of guy who needs those text descriptions about the futures of the characters at the end of a movie?

I was waiting for the big one to fuck them up. I am disappoint.

How long have you felt this way?

Went to my first vinyl records show today. Nice people but not the best smelling crowd.