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@dumbdrunkpeople on Twitter is as advertised

If you like Eugene Levy and Catherine O'Hara you might like this new Canadian comedy, Schitt's Creek. http://www.cbc.ca/schittscreek/episodes/
Personally, I think Daniel Levy is revelation in this.

Heh.

Fact: I have had 5 jobs since I joined FTR, none of which was being a male prostitute.

Received a blank fax at the office on Friday - nothing but the date/time stamp, page count (1/1) and sender ID - Canadian National Institute for the Blind.

True story.

I'm amusing myself by assuming this is a drunk post and trying to figure out what he was really trying to say.

I would normally agree but this woman is one incredible package of voluptuousness.

^..^ in the dark.

Got my first ever pair of prescription glasses last week (computer lenses/progressives). Been making do with readers for the past few years but finally broke down and went to an optometrist. My life...

I can't hear you over the sound of my free healthcare.

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I just killed a living being with my BARE FUCKING HANDS! Fucking houseflies.

If I want milk in a bag I'll knock up the old lady.

Hear Irene could wipe out Jersey Shore. Sounds good to me.

^^^^ more anus speak

Thoughts?:
Does America need a prime minister? – Global Public Square - CNN.com Blogs

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Yeah, don`t get the vampire thing. Breaking Bad and The Killing, on the other hand, are sucking me in.

Just hit it for old times sake.

Been through those. Lotsa fun.

As long as they're legal, I'm happy.

Murdoch will be appearing here:

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Skydiver survives harrowing 15,000 foot plunge

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Master troll:

YouTube - ‪Shocking!! Man explains to WFTV News why he loves the Orlando Police Department - Hilarious!!‬‏

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