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"Everyone should either be a humanist, a Unitarian Universalist, or an agnostic then we wouldn't have any wars. Oh, or an atheist." - my 12-yo.

"Why's that?" - Me

"Because religions is the...

The first thought was filled with awkwardness, questioning my decisions, but that was quickly replaced by "Holy shit, I'm the fucking man!" Thanks spoon!

The moment you realize the lady friend you're sleeping with is closer to your oldest son's age than your own is a bit awkward.

I don't think my friend views this as not providing her with any kind of personal gain.



If your sole goal is to extend your life as much as possible then I agree that it is 100% stupid. Not...

I have a friend who is donating a kidney through a reputable service but to someone that she does not know. I'm completely blown away by her generosity and humanity, but can't totally decide if I...

Does this mean I'm always depressed, or I can just drink whenever the I want?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-suvkwNYSQo

I love Stephen Fry. So clearly on point.

I feel like have potentially entered the inner circle of douchebaggery... I now own an iPhone 6+.

How fat and white am I, if I have a strong desire to sell my perfectly good 42" flat screen for something bigger?

I use my TV for watching Netflix while drunk (which doesn't happen as often as...

"...red heads, strippers and anyone named Tiffany."

http://kottke.org/14/10/computer-generated-running

Best thing I've seen this week.

I have not. I really want to know. To teh youtubes!!

Unless I'm misunderstanding the setup, I feel like the answer to this question is somewhere between 15-17. (I agree with spoon.) If you go for late twenties, you run the risk of her already having...

Nevermind. I think i understand your point now.

Preface: I am royally faced. That said...

What is ironic about this statement?

... and because he's just fucking crazy. But he was awesome in Magnolia, and as much as I hate to admit it, i kinda forgive all of it for his role in Tropic Thunder. So fucking amazing.

If you go into a business, pay for and get a tattoo while you are drunk, and the tattoo artist gives you the tattoo knowing that you're drunk, is that ok?

I'm going to try to volunteer as a my 7 yo's soccer coach due to a lack of involvement from other parents. Although I tend to be all hippy-dippy, lets all just try hard and have fun... I also have a...

I get depressed after any travel. Work or pleasure and I travel quite a lot.

Funniest pokers of my life was 2 tabling 50nl hu v fatb.

:) I took absolutely no offense to the chat log at all. I was cracking up.

Also, props for helping out someone in need like that, and, yeah, it needs to be quite cold to pull off the igloo. Glad...

I wasn't trying to be patronizing, I'm sorry that it came off that way.

Also, haven't banged a 24-yo in almost a year and been dating the same girl for 7 months. csb.

<3, acronym renton hates

random click on randomness thread and proceed to laugh ass off.

Sorry that I come off as such a douche, but facebook life is facebook life. There are still plenty of dark days, but, thankfully,...