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1. ## Thread: *** Official Putin Started Shootin' Thread ***

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### Easily sourced. ...

Easily sourced.

https://www.presidentti.fi/en/press-release/joint-statement-by-the-president-of-the-republic-and-prime-minister-of-finland-on-finlands-nato-membership/
2. ## Thread: Randomness thread, part two.

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### One easy to understand method is to guess and...

One easy to understand method is to guess and check, then refine your guess and repeat until you're satisfied that you're "close enough."

So let's say you want to know the square root of 17.
1)...
3. ## Thread: Randomness thread, part two.

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### Terminology: A game's loop cycle is counted in...

Terminology: A game's loop cycle is counted in tics. Once through the cycle is a tic.

If you track the position of the egg each tic, in (x, y) coordinates, then you can store the prior position...
4. ## Thread: Randomness thread, part two.

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### I purposely died in 3rd second to make the noise...

I purposely died in 3rd second to make the noise stop.

Not that the noise was altogether bad. Just super loud.
5. ## Thread: Randomness thread, part two.

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### Or point at something as complicated as the phone...

Or point at something as complicated as the phone they're using to post such inane nonsense with and suggest it must have been made by God, 'cause nothing so complex could happen otherwise.
6. ## Thread: Randomness thread, part two.

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### Warn them against the dangers of going from "I...

Warn them against the dangers of going from "I don't know" to "It must be" with no steps in-between, IMO.

Or not. I don't care if they choose ignorance.

I got better things to do teaching...
7. ## Thread: *** Official Putin Started Shootin' Thread ***

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### A Russian poster on a discord I'm on actually...

A Russian poster on a discord I'm on actually spent hours tracking down what that was.

Turns out the book was recently published by sus publisher and is ghost written under the name Signature...
8. ## Thread: *** Official Putin Started Shootin' Thread ***

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### Then there's this absolute gem. It clearly says...

Then there's this absolute gem.
It clearly says "Signature Unclear" instead of an unclear signature.

9. ## Thread: *** Official Putin Started Shootin' Thread ***

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### If the numbers are remotely to be believed,...

If the numbers are remotely to be believed, Russia is losing troops and equipment at rates unseen in modern warfare. Russia is losing troops at rates not seen since WWII.

The numbers are clearly...
10. ## Thread: Randomness thread, part two.

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### As long as you've got it properly screwed into...

As long as you've got it properly screwed into the structure around the door, it will be fine.

The guy I know is my partner's brother, and I've seen his setup. It's effectively bolted to the wall...
11. ## Thread: Randomness thread, part two.

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### I've seen pull-up bars that are meant to be...

I've seen pull-up bars that are meant to be mounted in a doorway.

Always sketched me out that the door isn't really designed to hold your weight like that, but I know someone who has one and says...
12. ## Thread: *** Official Putin Started Shootin' Thread ***

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### Zelenskey claimed that if Ukraine had equal...

Zelenskey claimed that if Ukraine had equal armaments to Russia, they'd have already won this war. That the Ukrainian forces have proven superior in training and effectiveness.

13. ## Thread: *** Official Putin Started Shootin' Thread ***

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### You clearly underestimate my monkey-style....

You clearly underestimate my monkey-style.
https://c.tenor.com/DfyJdCPdOccAAAAC/funny-animals-monkey.gif

My point wasn't that basic training amounts to martial arts practice. Only that skills...
14. ## Thread: *** Official Putin Started Shootin' Thread ***

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### Oh? So what planet are you on? and with what...

Oh?
So what planet are you on?
and with what species do you commune?

Earth and humans?
Yeah... you live in the same place I do.

smartass.
lol
15. ## Thread: *** Official Putin Started Shootin' Thread ***

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### I mean... I know quite a few Chinese people,...

I mean... I know quite a few Chinese people, working in a large, expensive university like I do.

Their views on their gov't are interesting and very little of what the US media says about China...
16. ## Thread: *** Official Putin Started Shootin' Thread ***

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### AFAIK, you enter the US military as either an...

AFAIK, you enter the US military as either an officer or an enlisted soldier.

No enlisted soldier "becomes" an officer. Not as a promotion, at least.

You have to go to school to be an officer....
17. ## Thread: *** Official Putin Started Shootin' Thread ***

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### You know that only a small percentage of the...

You know that only a small percentage of the military is fighters, right?

It's almost entirely logistics and support groups - clerks and middle management types.

Sure, they all went though boot...
18. ## Thread: *** OFFICIAL BREXIT SUNLIT UPLANDS and #MEGA THREAD ***

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### I just looked at your dumb pic that had the word...

I just looked at your dumb pic that had the word caravan in its title, and I can't find a single Conestoga wagon.

Not even a caravan in the pic, FFS.

Waste of time. Do not recommend. Would...
19. ## Thread: Randomness thread, part two.

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### Oi Jeebus you're a big fella. Congrats on the...

Oi Jeebus you're a big fella.

Congrats on the weight loss!

I'm 6'2" and prob not far off from 220, and I have the gut of a man in my mid-40's. lol

I imagine 220 on that frame looks real...
20. ## Thread: Randomness thread, part two.

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### See, if you'd said that earlier, rather than...

See, if you'd said that earlier, rather than doubling down that ong was saying there wasn't inbred shit in that era with those people, then you'd not have gotten any push back from either of us, I...
21. ## Thread: Randomness thread, part two.

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### So by that rationale, Jay Leno is inbred..? ...

So by that rationale, Jay Leno is inbred..?

I mean... I was taught in school that the European royalty had big issues with inbreeding during that era.
So I'm not saying that wasn't the case...
22. ## Thread: *** Official Putin Started Shootin' Thread ***

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### You mean the way Russia told Ukraine not to join...

You mean the way Russia told Ukraine not to join NATO or Russia would invade, then Ukraine didn't join NATO and Russia invaded?

Given the facts we already know... I can't see why Sweden or Finland...
23. ## Thread: *** OFFICIAL BREXIT SUNLIT UPLANDS and #MEGA THREAD ***

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### Arguing about party politics is like arguing...

Arguing about party politics is like arguing which group of senile, out-of-touch, old asshats will ruin the world faster.
24. ## Thread: Randomness thread, part two.

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### I mean... ong's argument was fine, and poopy's...

I mean... ong's argument was fine, and poopy's was poopy.

Ong said a painting isn't evidence of inbreeding. Which, I think, is a perfectly sensible thing to say.

What part of that argument...