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Let me translate into Americanese:

Alberta (Texas of Canada, oil and shit) is a province (state) in western (left side of the map) Canada (that big country above you). Rob Ford (numb nut...

I see your Chess, and raise you a Go.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Go_%28game%29#Software_players

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Go_and_mathematics

Cliffs:
The number of possible legal board...

A friend of mine had a similar story. He was chatting with a tenant who was short on rent that month. Tenant changed the subject and then a few sentences later started talking about the great new...

Haha that reminds me of a story from my youth..

Back when my friends and I were 16-17 years old we hung out sometimes with this old whitetrash wigger-type guy who lived across the street from one...

Sometimes I feel like my life is the personification of Socially Awkward Penguin comics. It's like I am midway between socially competent and autistic. The SAP moment itself doesn't bother me much,...

http://cdn.randomfunnypicture.com/pictures/1280pubic-hair-just-kidding-spiders.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LGEiIL1__s

These guys have lots more awesome skits.

The answer is obviously 42.

Truer words..

http://thoughtcatalog.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/louis-ck-quote-laughing-at-farts-e1375895016126.jpeg

^ Has my vote for best post in this thread, ever.



Times a brazillian

PS That google image of the assimpetigo was too much. Almost blue waffle-ish

PPS I'm sorry to hear about your...

^ worthy of a gopro camera. Unlike the unwashed, non-daredevil masses who are doing green and blue runs on their snowboards.

Now this is someone with some serious artistic skill. He carved this out of fucking wood and then hand painted it!

http://www.viralnova.com/box-of-money/
...

MJK- confirmed awesome, even now. Less of an enigma for sure, but he is so uber talented and not just with music. His side projects (A Perfect Circle, Puscifer) are amazing too. The Puscifer albums...

Dear Sriracha,

I am so very sorry for cheating on you. It was only one bottle of Frank's Red Hot. Everything I ate tasted like hot wings. I'll never stray again, promise!

I <3 U SRIRACHA

People should all be sterilized at birth. Then at the age of 20 they can take a test on common sense, basic parenting, etc. If they pass, they can get their junk reconnected.

That one is a bargain compared to this one:
http://nordonart.wordpress.com/2013/05/14/big-blue-30-million-newman-zip-painting-leads-sothebys-contemporary-art-sale/

$43.8 million:...

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/193wd3kkl9w9mpng/original.png
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/193wd3kkl9w9mpng/original.png

Remember back when rating sites were all the rage? Circa 2002?...

http://www.ratemypoo.com/top.html

I had a very strange dream last night. Only part I remember now is that I was taking a bath with my friend's wife and it was 100% non-sexual. Unconscious brain y u so lame?

I'm off to France/Germany on Thursday for 5 weeks, wheeeee

Will be getting a multi-use train pass. Approximately 6 or 8 days of travelling by train. The only three places I will surely spend some...

I see your $100 and raise you $10,000!!!1!!

Click on this linkuhhh.. do it quick!

NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW
http://vimeo.com/44136469
NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW

^ Very extremely OMFG if you click this...

There are very few situations where excreting noxious gas from one's anus ISN'T funny.

Srsly wtf

http://thumbnail.image.rakuten.co.jp/@0_mall/wishroom/cabinet/mens-etc/41941b.jpg?_ex=350x350

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-O9n3sRNtFu4/UOx36Vs2IjI/AAAAAAAACVs/D-r9fUQ1aCQ/s407/1950s.jpg

By Vectron, I agree.