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Hey fuckers!

Back to back jagerbombs. Yeah that's happening.

Does waking up drunk count?

Thanks big guy

And fuck the innocent. There weren't any.

http://i.imgur.com/WmzU8NO.jpg?1?3184

Fuck off. It's my birthday bitches!!!

Not drunk but drinking. I get your point now (flomo's as well) but I had to read the OP to fully understand. A new "Drunk Thread Part II" should be started as this one is tainted.

We forgive you.

Can't tell the tale of last night to protect the innocent but I can say it involved a wife's birthday, irish car bombs and cocaine. Winning!

Oh, bloody mary's happening soon.

Apparently 1+1=1.5 in the drunk thread. Math is hard. Bloody mary time.

Tried some different ciders to see what was out there. Most of them are terribad. Seems I like the mass produced fizzy shit. I guess being American this isn't odd.

Had a Magners Irish cider last...

Yeah, this. But whatever, I drank it, I liked it, I got drunk. Better with a shot of whiskey in it though.

Snob thread is down the hall bro. Here we get to drink whatever we like and no one get's to fuck with us about it.

Angry Orchard hard cider is fucking amazing.

So fucking crazy, that sign is in front of a local bar here. I don't mean one that looks like that sign, but that fucking sign. Going there tonight actually. Fucking internet.

Crown on the rocks. Pleasantly buzzed.

Hey fuckers!

Squeeze in some lime.

I'll be in Vegas in 2 weeks. Will be drnuk.

Hmm... is this the first time I'm reading the title of this thread sober?

Drunk. That is all.

I'm not a fan of the gin taste but the buzz is fucking awesome. Almost like an opiate. Tanqueray and tonics go down pretty easy if you've had a few, especially if you have a martini or 2 first.

Not drunk but drinking. Drunk will wait til tomorrow. I fucking hate being responsible. Doesn't suit my personality.

The awesomeness of this post is I have no idea wtf you are talking about and am too drunk to give enough of a shit to go back to the last page and find out. Damn my life rules.

Wow, I knew I drank too much but had no idea I drunk posted so much.

Oh, sorry bikes... for whatever.