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how u like dem apples bitches?!

No, seriously, cooked or baked in a pie?

It is taking me forever to write these sentences without typos.

I'd like to say

hi.

Pinky up, mother fucker.

I feel bad for posting here sober, but anyway.

No, not a lot. I've got a slew of words I say. Sorry fancy England man.

I'm sober-ish now. I had cold fries and the rest of a cheeseburger, also cold.

I don't want to be arsed into getting up for more, but damn that was a tasty drink.

I combined whipped cream vodka and bolthouse farms cherry multi-v goodness juice stuff.

I am drinking an unhealthy healthy drink. I AM IRONY.

o_o
whipped cream vodka and orange soda tastses like orange creemecicyles.

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerp

vodka, orange soda, ice and blender.

i've drank a little over half, and now i'm fuzzy cuddley mode michelle vs i will mentally dismantle someone that wants to disrespect me michelle.

at least...

shut up bikes

listen bros

bitches aint shit
but hos and tricks.

lol
just me trying to drown sorrows, sorry broski

DRPPERPERP AND BOUROON

I'm pretty upset right now.
I'm sober again.

The fuck is this shit?

fuck bitches get money.

im still typing correctly so that means more bourbon.

fuck the world again tonight.

buorbon and diet orange soda

Dachshund Swim - YouTube

Best video to exist EVER.

fuck the world

fuck bruno mars

bourbon and coke zero i love thee.

Oh my god, you're all fag.

Jesis christ evertthing is so heavy why is everything so heavy

two smirnoffs and i am drunk

god this is so awesome i love it

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggoootsssss
oh my god every thing is heavy


i think im drunk

http://frontiersaloon.com/BeerTakeOut/TakeOutMaltLiquors/images/6pkbSmirnoffCherryLime.jpg

one will get me drunkish, so im pretty happy right now.

shit is goooooooood

A beer would be good right about now.