Q: Why can't you chain a woman to the stove?
A: Because then she couldn't do the laundry
Type: Posts; User: KoRnholio
Q: Why can't you chain a woman to the stove?
A: Because then she couldn't do the laundry
Yeah, that is sooooo 2006!
Congrats! GL in November!
Found these gems from years past while I was going through my folders and backing up anything important on my comp.
http://i1055.photobucket.com/albums/s511/pokermandude/Poker/SofaKingSick.jpg
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Let me translate into Americanese:
Alberta (Texas of Canada, oil and shit) is a province (state) in western (left side of the map) Canada (that big country above you). Rob Ford (numb nut...
http://agar.io/
:twisted:
In this spot, I'm shoving against an open from almost anyone but a nit.
^ gold!
http://1r49kg3q75gewozz2zlw8v1dky.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/18dn0m3rx11jugif.gif
http://i.imgur.com/D9tev04.jpg
I haven't had such a ridiculous fit of actual laughter in a very long time.. Until this:
http://i.imgur.com/UYyz0kr.jpg
I see your Chess, and raise you a Go.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Go_%28game%29#Software_players
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Go_and_mathematics
Cliffs:
The number of possible legal board...
What MMM alluded to- You don't want to make these guys play more correctly. If you tame the Maniac by insta snapping off his bluffs over and over, he'll probably start bluffing a lot less against...
FYP
Also
Through
Tough
Though
Plough
A friend of mine had a similar story. He was chatting with a tenant who was short on rent that month. Tenant changed the subject and then a few sentences later started talking about the great new...
Haha that reminds me of a story from my youth..
Back when my friends and I were 16-17 years old we hung out sometimes with this old whitetrash wigger-type guy who lived across the street from one...
I just want money
Fuck the fame
I'm a simple man
- 2Pac
Be quiet, drink your beer, watch football on your big screen tv and keep making those monthly credit card payments on said tv, like the rest of us!
Robocraft should be called Robocrack.
http://i.imgur.com/AVanpQu.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw1C5T-fH2Y#t=217
http://imgur.com/2wj1onp
http://i.imgur.com/kclYOy7.gif
http://heavyeditorial.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/dumbass.gif
Sometimes I feel like my life is the personification of Socially Awkward Penguin comics. It's like I am midway between socially competent and autistic. The SAP moment itself doesn't bother me much,...
http://cdn.randomfunnypicture.com/pictures/1280pubic-hair-just-kidding-spiders.jpg