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Oskar's giving me the same amount of attitude I'm giving him. As far as I know, he's not taking it personally either. If he is, if he's actually sitting over there getting upset when I crack jokes at...

Seriously dude I don't know why you get this way. We're just having fun talking about shit and giving each other a hard time, and you act like we're using hate speech. Take it easy ffs.

So when I make a joke it's completely rude and disrespectful, but when someone else does it's the proper tone. Rigggggghtt.

That's not evidence.




Ok forget putting their hands up and coming forward, why aren't they being questioned? There's someone in charge of the operation there and no-one is asking them...

I'm more amused than anything.





They're not just guys, they're the Secret Service.

And yes I get it, on the inside they're still human and capable of making mistakes, even big mistakes....

I'm not trying to necessarily convince you, I'm just asking questions and putting forward possible alternatives to the establishment line. I must admit the fact none of you can answer the questions...

Or if you don't like the "Trump faked it" theory, how about if someone high up in the SS just decided the world would be a better place without Trump in it, so they gave the kid a pass that day....

Oh well, if you're going to laugh at me that totally wins the argument. Reductio ad mockum.

If you actually have cogent arguments for why he couldn't have faked it, what are they? Saying "too many...

That's some amazing healing going on there, from having the top of your ear shot off (Donald Jr.'s words) to having a completely intact ear in just two weeks.

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They can't just be a rabble though, to fight a proper war you need leadership, organisation, logistics, and an actual military strategy besides "arrrrggggh they killed mah president!"

Who's going...

Which one started that way?

/argument

Civil wars don't just spontaneously erupt because a bunch of yahoos get pissed off. You need two sides organised against each other. The MAGAtards couldn't organise their sock drawers, never mind a...

Obviously I'm not going to be trying to do the SS' job while I'm living my MAGA life at a Trump rally, if that's what you mean.

I mean after the fact, when I hear the story that a guy got on a...

I never described my theory as "laughably" unlikely. You've finally joined everyone else in employing the reductio ad banana here.

I think the idea that the SS suddenly turned into a bunch of mall...

Why would it require half of them to be on it? The people on the ground are just doing what they're told. It's whoever's giving the orders that's suspect here.





fyp.

But their standards would have to slip so low that even a mug like me can instantly recognise they're screwing up in a big way. Multiple big ways in fact. And then on top of that, that no-one notices...

I'm afraid you're confusing me with someone else. I always believed people actually did get shot, I just questioned whether Trump was one of them.

That's like saying a guy who drives his car into a crowd of people, then lobs a bomb at them, then shoots at the cops who try to arrest him, didn't do it on purpose, he was just having a bad day and...

All I'm saying is I wouldn't put it past the guy. He had Hulk Hogan speaking at his rally ffs.

I never said that they recruited the shooter to hit Trump in the ear. Your counterarguments are getting increasingly banana-esque.

Unlikely events sometimes happen. Unlikely != impossible.
-Poopadoop

I mean, quoting some glib phrase from whoever that guy is - and I don't care if it's Einstein - as if the quote itself counts...

They couldn't very well play it out by just standing around doing nothing (or I guess according to you they could have, if they were having a bad day at work).

Says the guy who accused me of having a theory involving hundreds of crisis actors.

Next you're going to accuse me of finding a link between the Head of the SS being named Cheatle and Trump...

Look at what happened to JFK. The guy's routinely going around in a motorcade waving at crowds, just like Eisenhower before him. At every event before Dallas, they're following strict security for...

Why would you need crisis actors to fake an assassination attempt? You're arguing against a theory that no-one is putting forth.