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    Make sure you book a day or two off work after.

    Make sure you book a day or two off work after.
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    I rarely like being around people, but if...

    I rarely like being around people, but if everyone is having a good time, then I like it. So music festivals and gigs are great. But I hate being in a crowded city centre, where everyone is in a rush...
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    I thought Stan's dad fucked a pangola or whatever...

    I thought Stan's dad fucked a pangola or whatever the fuck it is. Or is it Kyles dad? No Kyle is the Jew. Stan's dad.
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    The ginger one, like Prince Harry.

    The ginger one, like Prince Harry.
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    His wife probably won't fuck him because he's too...

    His wife probably won't fuck him because he's too fat these days.
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    The pandemic hasn't really changed my life. I...

    The pandemic hasn't really changed my life. I live in the middle of nowhere (for England anyway) and hardly go out. The biggest difference is the charity shop I work for has been closed, so instead...
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    In the early days of the pandemic, I saw a friend...

    In the early days of the pandemic, I saw a friend in the pub and when I met him we did a fistbump, and he then squirted gel onto his hands to clean them. Fair enough, no offence taken.

    Four hours...
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    I have an Aunt who died of covid recently. I...

    I have an Aunt who died of covid recently. I haven't seen her in years, since my Nan's 100th birthday over a decade ago, so I'm not cut up or anything, but it's the first person I actually know who...
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    You vaccinating people yet?

    You vaccinating people yet?
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    You can have a hi too other Jack.

    You can have a hi too other Jack.
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    Also, hi Jack, hope you're well.

    Also, hi Jack, hope you're well.
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    CONSPIRACY THEORIST ALERT I feel like we're...

    CONSPIRACY THEORIST ALERT

    I feel like we're being conned, but this is no 9/11 where I can scream about freefall. I'm still somewhere in the region of >99% sure 9/11 was an "inside job" or...
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    lol ...

    lol
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    That really would not surprise me. This is a huge...

    That really would not surprise me. This is a huge business opportunity for pharmaceutical companies.
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    The difference between SARS and Covid is the...

    The difference between SARS and Covid is the Chinese actually got on top of SARS. Covid was allowed to spread. I guess SARS was a bit too fucking nasty to allow it to run rampant.

    AIDS you don't...
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    This is my problem with actually believing it's a...

    This is my problem with actually believing it's a hoax. I am near certain that it's being exploited, but planned or faked? It really does mean "they" have global control. But if you believe that, the...
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    Depends how good the music is.

    Depends how good the music is.
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    I reckon it might have something to do with their...

    I reckon it might have something to do with their sexual obsession with shit. Strong immune systems.
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    I mean, fuck stupid people. If you hear a fire...

    I mean, fuck stupid people. If you hear a fire alarm, and you don't know there's a drill, then you treat it like it isn't a drill. That's what most people do. The 1% who don't, well let's hope the...
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    Just make sure everyone knows it's a fire drill,...

    Just make sure everyone knows it's a fire drill, encourage everyone who is not isolating to take part for their own good, while reassuring those who are isolating that there's no actual fire.

    Can...
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    I must have seen the Hale-Bopp comet, it was in...

    I must have seen the Hale-Bopp comet, it was in the sky for 18 months.
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    I'm pretty sure it's the first time I've seen a...

    I'm pretty sure it's the first time I've seen a comet. I remember Halley's comet in the 80's, but I don't recall actually seeing it. And all I can remember about the Hale-Bopp comet was the mass...
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    Just went outside for a smoke, saw a fucking...

    Just went outside for a smoke, saw a fucking comet. I had no idea, so I came inside to google it, and sure enough it's a fucking comet.
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    One of the criteria necessary to qualify for a...

    One of the criteria necessary to qualify for a Darwin Award is to not reproduce. If that guy managed to father children before he tested his hoax theory, his genes are still in the population. Still,...
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    Well those comments from Boris are a direct...

    Well those comments from Boris are a direct contradiction. Let's see where it goes.
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