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He's a luckbox until she leaves him for a better looking rich guy.[/quote]
Not too much of a threat since she's already smart and will have her own healthy 6-figure income. What he'll really need...

This is so true. Growing up, I drank several glasses of whole milk every day. My dad cooked fried eggs and thick sliced bacon for breakfast almost every day. We fried everything from corn to okra...

I do too, but I'm 35.

Of course, poker players are smarter than your average citizens....

You're just old, Gator. I'm pretty sure no one under 30 does this anymore. :)

I'm a little ashamed at how much this made me giggle.

super awesome. he must really like Bon Jovi.

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You're doing it wrong?

a trillion stars for Gator!!!

OMG my stomach hurts from laughing so hard

My wifes workplace likes to use first initial+last name for email addresses. She has a coworker named Bob Allin. Last name is pronounced the same as Allen, but super cool anyway.

[email protected]

I almost tilted on this the other day, too. It's like everybody looooves the turkey sammich, so let's not make that one a good deal.

Go get the $5 Turkey at Quizno's instead. dayuuum.

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You should tip them in their sleep.

All they did was correct the spelling for you. That in no way invalidates your assumption.

FYP.

Bitburger beer, FTW!!!

**hic**

No love for Raising Arizona??

Finally decided to get a gimp, eh?

I think they are forgiven after a while when you don't repeat the offending behavior.

It's not a good as the Departed, but still good.

But it's not fair to compare movies to The Departed or Goodfellas, IMO.

I just watched Righteous Kill. DeNiro and Pacino are two of my all time favorites.

BuyItNow on eBay, ldo

Harold and Kumar go to Guantanamo

I dont understand how you can make this statement. I was under the impression that you either think waterworld is a awesome kick ass movie, or you think it is utter trash.[/quote]
I've only met the...

OMG yes. Dances with Wolves did the same thing to me a couple of days ago.