Originally Posted by
Mr.Banana
Judge: This is the case of MAGA vs. the Democrats. Counsel, are you accusing the Democrats of election fraud?
MAGA Lawyer: Yes.
Judge: Do you have any evidence there was election fraud?
MAGA Lawyer: Yes, you see here are the rules that we have to ensure fairness and prevent fraud. Now here is some evidence showing that those rules were not followed.
Judge: So the rules that prevent fraud weren't followed?
MAGA Lawyer: That's right
Judge: And how much fraud happened?
MAGA Lawyer: Well we don't know exactly. But since the rules weren't followed, there is no way to be sure the election is accurate. There is no way to present results confidently to the American people. We need the court to order recounts, audits, a special election or something like that so we can be sure we get correct election results that we can be confident in
Judge: But how many votes were bogus?
MAGA Lawyer: We don't know without an audit. it could be one, it could be 100,000 votes that were fraudulent.
Judge: Ooooooh, so you haven't proven that the results are wrong. And since you can't prove definitively that the results are wrong, I'm going to deny your request to investigate whether the results are wrong.
MAGA Lawyer: Da fuq??
Judge: Clown world court adjourned.