Does he give her spoonasms?
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Does he give her spoonasms?
sporkasms imo.
spoonilingus
closest i've came is making out with the not-quite-as-hot-but-still-very-good-looking older one in a hot tub.Quote:
Originally Posted by dranger7070
so no
I laughed.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
Sounds like the 5th ninja turtle imo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xianti
I :h: bigred
also I arrived in my hom town an git drunk excesivly at a local rock conrt so wierrd to b bak home. many people wanna hit on my youngr sisters an i wanna hit on my sisters frinds...
I just met up with my buddy at the bar tonite, give him a ride to fetch his car and when he's getting out gives me the old Obama Punch hand shake. WTF?
For spoon...
I had lunch at this place today.
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[ ] the job of cheerleadersQuote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
Xianti, that's quite a spoonjob you've got there.
def. weird, however far from fugly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
hot
went up to harlem yesterday to get some pizza at a famous NYC pizza joint
great pizza not perfect but i'm going to try some others
What does spoonjob mean exactly? I think I coined it, but I don't remember. I'ma add it to Urban Dictionary. My last and only other UD contribution was BOC.Quote:
Originally Posted by spoonitnow
Idk but check this out:
http://spoonitnow.com/wordpress/wp-c...2/102_7855.jpg
Making soap molds for the gf.
I am in love with the song So close from Jon McLaughlin
sigh. so muuuch in love with it :heart:
page 7 sucks, let's move things on to page 8 asap
I concur.
I second the concur.
wherez the facebook thread?
my pj pants are fucking comfy! I want to live in them
I got a knitted beanie and socks from my Mom, comfy as hell, gonna grind just in these in January.
I want a hat.
Not like a baseball hat but a hat.
Something cool and unique.
Unfortunately I am neither cool or unique.
what a crazy fucking night
from the back seat of the car with a female, to a physical fight with a family member, to bars to people coming over out of the blue, to the bed and a verbal fight with another female, to drinking over here and sending drunk texts/im's/facebook messages to other people, this night has had it all
more details in the am
http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/9972/alukiems3.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
the box of tissue makes the pic...
This cant quite compete but heres something funny I noticed while browsing steams store.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...ewizardhat.jpg
obvQuote:
Originally Posted by bigred
And the cheerleader is playing with balls. Clearly doing her job well.
I want the starcraft2 beta to start...
I want a starcraft2 beta key...
went to the natural history museum and saw all the dinosaur bones--going thru my head the whole time "what would these thing taste like?", "what would be the best way to prepare them?" and shit like that
gators and birds evolved from dinos and they taste like chicken
so i'm guessing chicken
hungover from 6 drinks...wtf? granted, 5 beers were more alcoholic than your average beer.
ive never considered this and i feel like less of a man because of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by flomo
on the other hand, i want a dino steak now...
theres always Buffalo burgers
they tasted like nothing. They never existed. Their bones were placed underground by god as a test of our faith. Come on, get it together guys..
I think I want a fedora, but I fear I will look like a d-bag like Kfed in one....
a what? Whatever, doesnt matter, if it makes you anything like kfed its immensely +ev and -ev all at the same time... you figure it out..
in the last few days its gone from well below freezing to the mid 60's and back again to below freezing. I got sick cuz of the barometer rollercoaster. I feel like shit, like worms are wiggling their way through my sinus canals.. I hate being sick.
this should cheer you up.....Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
- BOOM SHAKALAKA!!! -
http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...6ade5da793.jpg
haha, ty eric <3
REPORTS SAY TOM BRADY DID NOT IN FACT PROPOSE TO GISELLe, I CAN STILL GET HIM!
nearly a gig of ram on one card... wtf...
Well Im still happy with my laptop. For the same price I coulda built a sick desktop, but I really needed a laptop and it plays hl2 and gta4 fine. And it should play sc2 with no problem.
If I agree to occupy giselle most of the time, will you share?Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
MINEQuote:
Originally Posted by swiggidy
I wrote an ex an email a few days back, you know, "just to catch up.."
She responded and so I just wrote her back. After clicking send it shows a copy of your email. I noticed that 4 of the 5 paragraphs (theyre short...) start with "I." I guess Im pretty self absorbed...
proof-reading important documents after they have already been submitted is usually the way to go.
i still have no idea where to celebrate new years eve. I spent all my money on a new bike and now it seems like all my plans for going to amsterdam or berlin are dead. new years eve with my parents gonna be fun.
Yeah just to catch your dick up in her mouth imo.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
Jules: Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: [scoffs] Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fuckin' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.
Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
[Jules gives Vincent a long look, realizing he's been set up]
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You give them a lot?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You know, I'm getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' a little pissed here.
OMG thank you for these girls and the mute button
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6wEs...eature=related
Just got an official Indiana Jones hat for Christmas; very cool. Look into them online.Quote:
Originally Posted by ProZachNation
http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/8...us03bigeo2.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by bigred
I made the mistake of not muting it.
I love when I make the first post on a new page. Especially when it's a good one.
I'd love that too, make sure to tell me when you start doing this.Quote:
Originally Posted by swiggidy
IC what U did derQuote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
I don't!!!
plz post decoder ring combination for cracking this riddle!
I'm making soap, and ran out of red dye to use to make strawberry cupcake soap. This is not good.
You're making ginger soap?
this is real?Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
I already have one for dress wear. I need one for daily wear now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ltrain
Looked em up on wikipedia, apparently they were formed through some reality mtv show or something. I would do unforgivable things to sleep with themQuote:
Originally Posted by boost
Noo, silly! I'm making strawberry cupcake soap!Quote:
Originally Posted by Xianti
Mallory can use some on me, amirite?
I tricked that bitch into showing me her tits not long ago.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
You didn't trick her, she did it out of the goodness of her heart, for me!Quote:
Originally Posted by spoonitnow
But no, Mallory can not use some on you! But she did buy some! :)
Go on...
pic of Mallory?
What is going on in here?
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
have you seen the spoon pic? I think its safer to go with the unFYP request first, you know to test the waters.. for whales..Quote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
*waits for Chelle to ask...*Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
They're talking about Samantha, fwiw.Quote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
whats the difference between spoons recent hook up and a whale?
lipstick.
That's one classy whale.