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Originally Posted by Lukie
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Originally Posted by Lukie
hmm this is indeed true.
jessica and ashley simpson.Quote:
Originally Posted by meeloche
I always thought ashlee was better looking
Her body isnt, but her face is after the nose job.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
http://www.ucalgary.ca/news/utoday/dec18-08/meteoritesQuote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Cliff notes: they found a bunch of pieces.
I think she is simply because shes younger...
oh crap... stay away, stay away mr. handsen! I swear I didnt mean it!
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Originally Posted by Lukie
Brittney and Jamie Lynn?
bah they're both dumb cunts n/m
p.s. I'm sure I'm not the only one that had a HUUUUUUUGE crush on Britney when she came out though.
she's still my desktop background (1 of 2, megan fox on the other)
let me check if my clipboard works
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/99942_Apophis
its hilarious. Then you stop to think, "wait a second, this is areal photograph; someone actually had a very young girl pose for this photograph..."Quote:
Originally Posted by swiggidy
the world is coming to an end i have one more post thaan boost
slutty make up on 7year olds ---nice touch
dude she said she was 18 though
wherez the facebook thread?
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I was good last night, about ready to go to bed at 12:30am or so. Then the phone rings. It's one of my best friends (the best man at my wedding actually, ask boost about his awesome speech if he remembers it), and he's in my driveway looking for more beer (they ran out at the party he was at, how the fuck do you do that?), and he knew I had some ldo. Long story short he comes in and drink until LATE, now it's early and I'm hunged overed.
about to go to the Chiefs game and goddammit it is going to be cold.
I just shoveled the walks and driveway like a man for the second time in two days. Take that you snowblowing fatasses.
Awesome. Very good for the heart.Quote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
bah, I have to go do this now...Quote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
I want snow.
I think it would make me be like YAY and dance around in it and make snow angels and have fun.
But we rarely get snow.
Fucking bullshit.
Meh, we get tons here and shovelling it is a bitch.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chelle
wheres here?
we probly got 12" yesterday and another 6" today. In CT
so I was heading to the gym earlier, I go outside and it's snowing like a mother******. I wave to my next door neighbor who is shoveling his driveway, and I decide to put it off until I got back.
So I played some pickup basketball, hit the weight room (had to sculp the abs a little bit), went in the hot tub and sat in the sauna for a while. I came back home, fired up the snowblower and finished off the driveway in 5 minutes. I then waved goodnight to my neighbor, the idiot, who was still breaking his back shoveling his driveway.
standard line seems to be offer him your snowblower?
I just walked out of my apartment and saw all our sidewalks were already shoveled. I then hailed a cab that had already been dusted off from the snow. City life is hard.
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Originally Posted by Lukie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lHnh...eature=related
So the video is the song just dance by lady gaga.
I went to a "I hate my ex" themed party at some club in the west village last year on Valentine's day. Lady Gaga was the main entertainer and I remember chatting with her dance girls in the basement while they were getting ready for the show. They were all really nervous about performing. Now they're livin. Small world.
can anyone under 25 shake someone's hand like a normal fucking person?
I swear ever person under 25 I meet gives me the old hand shake turned into grip w/ either a first-oump ending or something else.
Seriously, shake my hand, look me in the fucking eye, and introduce yourself. What the fuck people, grow up a little bit.
Side note: it's funny how different areas of the country have different handshakes. I remember my first day at college everyone was doing the hand-slap+knuckle bump and it took me a while to adjust. I was used to the shake+grip/clasp with partial hip-hop hug.
This made me LOL cuz its so true.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
100% of all fathers I met during graduation celebrations failed to use a good 'ole fashion hand shake. I was confused but thought it was pretty cool since I suck at the normal handshake.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
i shake hands like a normal person!!! i only do the gay slap+fist pump if i know them well.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
love da beatQuote:
Originally Posted by bigred
It's catchy. But dude, it was such a hot show. She was wearing practically nothing and it was only like a 20 person crowd. Hard to hide my instaboner.
Making matters worse is that most people can't even get the freaking normal handshake right. Always trying to grab at the fingers instead of locking hands, or letting the hand collapse instead of squeezing, etc. :wall:Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
Maybe it's because I'm an engineer, but "normal" handshakes are either ultra strong, or ultra limp. It makes me wonder how mine feels.
I hate handshakes, every variety. Its like everyone expects you to know which one to use. And some people come at you with these overly complex 5 stage shakes, and youre all like, "whats the basis? you need to preface that shit son."
I feel like I always end up looking retarded when they dont know whats up. Yet at the same time I feel like I also look like the retarded one when I go for the clasp+hip hop hug... Srsly, wtf?
So ftmp I just go for a hand shake, and whenever someone forces some extra steps into a simple handshake I make a mental note to have them 'taken care of' when I rise to power.
I have gastroenteritis. It's half 4 in the morning and I can't go to bed because I'm shitting liquid every 3 minutes. :(
On a side note, I never know when it's appropriate to do handshakes. I went to stay with a mate who's doing uni life, and his housemates gave me handshakes as a greeting, apart from the one time when I decided to pre-empt and go for the handshake myself and he looked at me like "who the fuck are you?"
Also, just for ease, I generally do the business handshake with a nod of the head and people either think it's awesome or file it as kookiness.. Apart from when I'm drunk that is, I do handslap/hip hop hug then
ew
boost, when we meet...
hand clasp, fist clasp, slide off, finger snap
swiggidy, when we meet...
pants off dance off
I love this forum...
why cant this forum be real life?
Boost, no more words....only emotions
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Originally Posted by bigred
i'm very happy all the big boys are back for a few weeks
2nd coldest Chiefs game in history
but you stayed home in your nice house, with your big screen tv, drank cold free beer, and had a beautiful woman deliver said cold free beer to you while you watched a bunch of shmucks on TV in 0 degree weather watching a 2-13 team choke yet again... oh... wait...Quote:
Originally Posted by UG
haha, first post in randomness 2 and just wanted to say, ug, you are the man. i was hungover and signed on aim and my offline messages made me lol
I was reading some post and flomo's sig of the shoe throwing event was playing. My mom was asking me a question and saw and was like "oh youre watching that hahah, thats funny hahah, oh your just watching it over and over? its really funny huh? you just have it on repeat?"
"*sigh*, mom this is the internet, clearly you dont understand the internet."
I can.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
But I'm a female, so that may be why.
Spoon must be a rich man to provide you with a computer in the kitchen.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chelle
I just came home from a night filled with weed and a super nintendo. somebody pls splain the powerslide to me.
l o l o l o l o lQuote:
Originally Posted by bigred
just realized my post kinda looks like bankitdrew speakQuote:
Originally Posted by bode
LOL i love you Bred. <3 <3 <3Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
L O L.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
On a side note, was the original randomness thread the thread where gabe mentioned almost becoming his friend's mom's sugar daddy b/c he was BOC?
I did not know this before tonight:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=quidge
I laughed pretty hard at this.Quote:
Originally Posted by wesrman
If I wanted I could take it to the kitchen, though :P Horray for laptops!
hand shake commentary was interesting. I'm not really sure what I do....with good friends i do the slap/slide off fist pound. I noticed a lot of people don't do the fist pound though. I give firm "adult" hand shakes to professionals or people that just look like they aren't down with the "hip hop" version.
The other day I was trying to explain to my friend that he should always give the same handshake to a girl that he would to a guy, and he just looked at my and gave me a blank stare. :wall:Quote:
Originally Posted by Chelle
Can you at least confirm for me that girls lose all respect for a guy who gives a weakass handshake?
time to give them something else
Yeah. It's kinda stupid to not shake a chicks hand like he would a guy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
But yeah, weakass handshake means babies with soft heads that wear a helmet everywhere. So auto the female runs.
jking, but you get my point.
wait, chelle is spoons ginger lover?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...rtygraph-1.jpg
I found this while looking through my pictures on my old computer. Its titled "Party Graph" and if I remember correctly spans from late spring to just before the UIEGA..
Wtf did I do with all that money?
edit: 135k is about when news was spreading that the ban was going to pass, tilt ensued in the following weeks before finally getting kicked off party. *sigh*...
hotter youger sister theorem proven again. My fairly attractive coworker just brought in her 22 year old sister. HOLY. SHIT.
sorry, no pics.
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Originally Posted by bode
colossal fail.Quote:
Originally Posted by bode
Ok since the sister thing is back:
Has anyone here broken up with the older sister to hook up with the younger one? Did that to my ex (well BOTH my exes now ;)) about a year ago. LOVED sitting with the younger sister on the couch when the other one was sitting in the chair. You gotta rub that shit in their face ya know?
p.s. Older sister TOTAL bitch
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Originally Posted by dranger7070
i dated two sisters, but i started with the young one and a year later moved up to her much hotter older sister.Quote:
Originally Posted by dranger7070
This almost deserves its own thread.
http://icanbreakthesecuffs.ytmnd.com/
Apparently I am to socially awkward to handshake anyone properly. I can do the normal handshake, I got that down. Can never tell when people are going for the grip and that can be awkward when you come in a impasse(what an awesome word : a predicament affording no obvious escape).Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
Anytime I try to hip hop hug my friends they always think I am going to sucker punch them...
I really want to test the European kiss at a party sometime on some bitches I don't know. That might be a good way to get beat up though.
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Originally Posted by Warpe
Yeah, well, now I own the quidge.com domain. Which definition should I build a site around?Quote:
1. quidge
Female genitalia; especially with low hanging labia
"Damn, Laquanda gots some straight up quidge"
2. quidge
Gay butt sex. Usually man vs. man
Dan reamed Tom when they had quidge.
just switched from earthlink dsl to comcast cable intrawebs. When I got dsl like 8 years ago it was competitive interms of speed and price. I actually think the speed was on average faster (remember peak hours on cable ~8 years ago?) But dsl tech is dated as hell, and WOW its insane jumping into the 21st century all of a sudden. I went from downloading stuff at 200kb/s max to 2mb/s if I can find a good server.
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Originally Posted by boost
yep yep
chelle has a spoon fetish. It's not fellatio, it's spoonellatio.