Ive only seen it once, when it first came out on dvd. So I wasnt even a teenager yet. Needless to say, I thought it was remarkable.
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Ive only seen it once, when it first came out on dvd. So I wasnt even a teenager yet. Needless to say, I thought it was remarkable.
So my Cal.II professor made us buy a $65 piece of software to do our homework on instead of having us do the problems in the book like a normal fucking teacher would. I'm on live chat with support and have been for 15 minutes trying to figure out how to type a radical(square root symbol) using my keyboard. So here's where I'm at with her after 20 minutes:
Esma: Hi, my name is Esma. How may I help you?
Chris: just wanted to know how to type a radical while im doing my homework
(So I wait for about 3 minutes)
Chris: are you playing hard to get?
Esma: I will be happy to help with that.
(after another 6 minutes or so)
Chris: i would be happy if you did
(5 minutes later)
Chris: HELLO HELLo HELlo HEllo Hello hello
Esma: Do you have your palette in you course work?
Chris: i want to say "yes" but im not sure what my "palette" is
Chris: i cant get to it because the screen i am typing to you on is the screen i was doing my homework on and they will close our chat if I pull it up, and I am enjoying your company and don't want to disconnect from you.
(Roughly 7 minutes later)
Esma: Just one moment please.
Chris: Esma?
Chris: Can I tell you something?
Chris: I think I'm falling in love with you
Last message was sent about 8 minutes ago so we're at roughly a half hour and waiting and I'm bored ready to finish this! WHAT THE FUCK IS SO HARD ABOUT TELLING ME HOW TO HIT A BUTTON OR TWO?!
You need to do this for CHANGE!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
Way to take on personal responsibility. Obamatime!Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
√2
solve above and Ill tell you how to type the symbol.
Using my l33t TI-84 skillz I concluded it's 1.414213562
1.999999998944727844...
not quite, but I guess its close enough.
press and hold alt. While holding alt type 251 on your numberpad. Every character is assigned a ASCII code, well actually it loops, so every character has infinite ASCII codes, but thats just a tangent. Anyways, if there is ever a character you do not know, just google "ascii code <insert name of symbol you want here>" and you should be able to find it.
An example is 0176. This gives you the degrees sign, °. Or for the most bad ass smiley face ever 0254, =þ
boost you fail math 101
15 is the magic constant of the unique order-3 normal magic square.
Like so:
816
357
492
sc: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/15_(number)[/b]
wat?
someone find how to make a delta using alt and number combos.
Just spontaneously decided to fly out to Amsterdam for a few days to live it up with a friend of mine, flights already booked, leaving this Friday. Gotta get to London first for the flight but Im not to bothered as well just pull an all nighter in the bars there.
Browsing through the giant weed menu whilst having a cup of coffee and a hash brownie, 11?
Harold and Kumar go to Guantanamo
whos gonna win the fight zero vs infinity?
infinity is all talk, zero wipes everything out.
1. assuming you were trying to write out "The square root of 2", I can assure you that it's not 1.99999999xxxxxxxx. I think you made a mistake somewhere, for example, took the square root of 2, then multiplied that number by itself, which theoretically should give you 2 back, but you got an imperfect rounding error by the calculator or you just did it yourself.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
2. random 15 fact, since we are on page 15 of the randomness thread, ldo
3. wat
Also, I want to give huge props to everyone for contributing to this thread that is already approaching greatness. I knew you guys (and gals) would deliver, just like you always do.
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how the fuck does facebook know everybody i know?
how the fuck do i know so many people?
who the fuck got me into this facebook thing in the first place?
why the fuck was i being so asocial?
why the fuck was i being so social at the same time?
why the fuck does this fucking duality of my gemininess tilt me so much?
i need a fucking drink
sucked big time imoQuote:
Originally Posted by kb coolman
just watched a tampon commercial in which they used the ever colorful phrase, "uber-absorbent"
So about a month ago I got a new car.. an '09 civic coupe ex. It's been great. blah blah meow chow.
My old car.. completely different story. 99 acura which was once a nice car. Anyway it got hit on the driver's side while I was parked... window is stuck down, whole driver's side is messed up (front panel, door, rare panel, mirror gone), etc. Then the brakes fell off (literally).
So when I got my new car, I wasn't going to trade this one in (would have to tow it which would basically commit me to any deal they wanted to give). Instead, it's just been sitting outside, window down, yadayadayada. It's been a brutal month in Cleveland.... TONS of snow. The car was literally buried.. like you could barely see any red. 2 feet of snow on top, 4 feet of snow on the sides.
Now it has to be gone by tomorrow morning or they are going to tow it (just got the notice this morning). So me and a friend shovel everything around the car and I was going to park it down the street in my dad's garage (he has an extra space). Of course, the battery died. And my clueless dumbass doesn't know how to jump a car. So now I'm waiting for triple A to come jump my car IN FRONT OF MY OWN HOME. lol
This concldudes the worst written message in the history of the internets.
I just had the displeasure of watching "I know who killed me" with Lindsay Lohan. For some reason I watched the first 15 minutes then kept watching.
Brags:
-Lindsay banging some dude for 90 seconds
-Lindsay stripping for a minute
Beats:
-the other 90 minutes
I have decided to become a poet who travels the world, I just need a tape recorder since I only do good work in the shower or while taking a piss. And then I instantly forget the magic words I spoke. Hopefully this works out well for me.
You also just lost your man card for not knowing how to jump a car.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
Like in this day and age you should not be expected to do fancy shit we have evolved past that. But if you can not jump a car and change a tire shame on you. Shame on you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5JW8XWX6oU Futurama is the best show on Television and if you don't agree, fuck you.
i can lift a lot of weight? if that helps?Quote:
Originally Posted by ProZachNation
i've called triple A twice to put on my spare, lol. :oops:
If I had AAA I would probably call them out too lol, you don't get charged for them to come out right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
I have always owned beaters so putting new brakes on and jumping a car is a survival thing
yeah, I've been a member for several years.. so figure I use them about once a year and it's "free".
They make a killing off people like me but it's all good.
AAA is good stuff if you own a car(i'm soon to be completely free of car-dom in a week or so)
member since 1986
and it for the person(not car) so if you are with somebody that breaks down--you are still good
prozach
how dare you take away lukie's mancard
now give that back
c'moonnnn give that back
Do you have jumper cables, at least?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
so i've been reading up about hackers
just like in the movies
http://www.wired.com/techbiz/people/.../ff_max_butler
anyone in here seen dr. horribles sing-a-long blog? i thought it was effin hilarious.
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Produc...2E16824009145R
Open Box 22" monitor for 120 shipped not a bad deal.
that was awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
for breakfast I cooked some spinach in olive oil to wilt it a bit, then fried up some eggs tossed them on top of the spinach put a lil balsamic vinegar on top of it.
Pretty delicious
The last 3 times I've woken up:
8:30pm
5:30am
4:30pm
fml
I am trying to get to sleep at 1am everyday and be up at 9am but it isn't working out to great so far.
why do you guys worry about getting on "normal" sleep-cycles? what's normal for everyone else may not be normal for you.
lol, if im up at 1 am, its not for a good reason...
Because it sucks going to bed at 4 and having to get up and sit through 5 hours of class all grumpy because I need 8 hours of sleep!Quote:
Originally Posted by UG
I attended close to 1/10th of all my classes throughout my college career. I benefitted greatly from being close friends with a lot of those in my major. I never copied hw or any shit like that, they just kept me on point and filled me in on the classes goings on.
edit graduated with a 3.86
I just found $20 in my paypal account
where can I spend this shit, looks like Amazon doesn't take it.
so I read this and I'm thinking... ok... ok... he's on a schedule a couple hours later than me. No big deal. But then that 5:30am really threw me off.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
yea threw me off too
SECOND!!!
top of the page to you
while you have the tebow av, you should put everything in CAPS
looks sweeeeeeeet
I guarantee my top of the page posts will make for a lot more page 15 views
BuyItNow on eBay, ldoQuote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
things get worse before they get better, from what im learning.
hey your strike is gone.
But where is point end point of worse. Is it now? It already got worse will it get more worse? And at some point things will get better without getting worse, but things will have goteen worse before that point.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chelle
underage girls ITT
link to discussion on how Chelle got her strike please.Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
I just watched Righteous Kill. DeNiro and Pacino are two of my all time favorites.
Considering that "The Departed" is probably my favorite movie, I really need to go see this. I'll assume by your comment on the actors that you though it was a good movie...Quote:
Originally Posted by kb coolman
It's not a good as the Departed, but still good.
But it's not fair to compare movies to The Departed or Goodfellas, IMO.
Wow, my strike is gone.
when you have no sort of set schedule, its really liberating to be able to go to sleep and wake up whenever... at least at first. After around a week of it, you just feel horrible. I think for most if not all people, having some sort of normality to your sleep cycle is very important for overall mental health.Quote:
Originally Posted by UG
I think they are forgiven after a while when you don't repeat the offending behavior.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chelle
fahrenheit tilts me to no avail
edit: oops, wrong thread
wtf happened to Nick Cage's career?
has he made a good movie in the past 5 years?
I can think of one I liked, Lord or War. Before that I pretty much loved all of his films.
gabe is sleeping in my basement right now
that's pretty random
lol, wat?Quote:
Originally Posted by UG
"Remember the Titans" has to be one of my favorite all-time movies. Denzel was so awesome before he started playing the same role in 10 straight movies.
Finally decided to get a gimp, eh?Quote:
Originally Posted by UG
like deadwood...
Lord of War is in my top ten.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
Leaving Las Vegas was amazing.
The Rock is amazing.
But yeah dude puts out a ton of crap which makes me sad.
No love for Raising Arizona??
I do not think I have ever seen it, it is on my list to see though.Quote:
Originally Posted by kb coolman
And I am probably leaving out another few gems by him.
yeah, he's moving to Colorado so he stopped by on the way and crashed downstairs. good times.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
Re: Nicholas Cage
snake eyes is pretty good
Is Gabe moving to Denver?
Did he try to hit on your hot wife, UG?
Colorado Springs actually, which is an hour south of DenverQuote:
Originally Posted by Xianti
nope, gabe is all class man, all classQuote:
Originally Posted by Xianti
don't confuse him with Lukie
i just spent 8 hours on the phone with a chick
i haven't done that since i was much younger, and i feel kind of weird
like rejuvenated
Quote:
Originally Posted by UG
Hopefully he crosses over to the light side and becomes a Bronco Fan.
did the phone call end with you guys playfully trying to figure out who was going to hang up first?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
yessir!Quote:
Originally Posted by UG
That was hours 6-8Quote:
Originally Posted by UG
love you!
love you more!
no i love you more!
no I love you more!!
nuh uh I TOTALLY love you more!
no way i TOTALLY ABSOLUTELY love you MORE!
get out of here there is no possible way anyone could love anyone as more than i love you!
SHUT UP BITCH I LOVE YOU MORE
amirite?
u r rite!Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
Bitburger beer, FTW!!!
**hic**
I think it's awesome, Jack, but I gotta tease you man
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com...1708698478.jpg
much love yo
and good luck with this girl, keep updating
LOL UG :h:
I remember back when text messaging was free around here
aaaah, the good old days...
So after a disastrous poker session (my first truly bad one in a long time, but hey, at least I got a ton of VPPs), I decide to lay back, enjoy some bacardi gold + cola, and watch The Predator in HD.
Fucking fucking awesome movie, even after watching it for like 1094019313134 times. First time fully in HD though.
I also set the Usual Suspects in HD ready to watch it next. Either that or Signs.
My car's in the shop, so I can't go anywhere. Which means tons of movie watching time and general inaction.
25 days no alc -> 25 days no sex. My sober alter ego seems to be more boring than I expected.
:-(Quote:
Originally Posted by XTR1000
Segway:
For some reason I thought this word had meaning outside of the dorky two wheeled gyro device. However I cannot find a definition for it anywhere. I thought it meant "transition to" or something of that nature. Used in a sentence: Running this commercial for the holiday season will be a great segway into next years new ad campaign.
Have I smoked too much crack?
Segue.
Damn this page is now of legal consent (in some states)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xdcn9FlXrLc
should be 16 everywhere.
segue