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A German student "mooned" a group of Hell's Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said.
BBC News - Puppy thrown at German biker gang
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most awesome newst story lead ever?Quote:
A German student "mooned" a group of Hell's Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said.
BBC News - Puppy thrown at German biker gang
in a storm in my best dresssss feeeeeearlessssssssssssss!
im in love with this song from taylor swift, i'm such a loser, hahaha
Looks like a bird, imo.
the zidane headbutt will never die.
Next, epic beard man w/ vuvuzela
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9w9AfptGGQ
Are You Serious? - Encyclopedia Dramatica
really wasn't sure whether to give this its own thread
my thoughts: can't see the problem. The girl in pink who was preventing the arrest needed to be removed from the situation and/or arrested, but he couldn't arrest the girl in pink without the shouty girl escaping. Twatting her is a fine option.
IMO the cop did a great job of arresting the mouthy girl, considering that it's standard practise pretty much everywhere to tase/spray annoying people who are resisting arrest, especially when they get into 4 year old temper tantrum mode
FOXNews.com - Kids, 5, and 7, Kill Wanted Indian Criminal
A 5 and 7 year old walk into a police station and declare that they've killed a career criminal. They then lead the police to his hacked up body.
I was playing with 40 piece puzzles at 5 and 7.
YouTube - 20744801253_ORIG.mov
the ride home after just buying this bike. No plates, friend tailgated me to keep the fuzz off my back. This is my first time riding a motorcycle on the street. Shit was awesome.
The George Josef Mengele Bush Administration. Elected by the Third Republican Reich
YouTube - Did CIA Doctors Test Torture Techniques on Prisoners?
coolest pic ever - sky divers watching shuttle launch
click on link cause it's huge, don't want to post ITT
http://i.imgur.com/NwfUx.jpg
gay or nay?
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He's just happy. God.
I like the fact that he's trying to market healthy food to kids. +EV for all these fatty youngins who are going to lose legs from diabetes by age 25.
As for that yay or nay, when do kids start to recognize they're gay? They said he was 15.
at 15 i would have been trying to check out the hotties and could care less about being on tv
woot, futurama is back and alcohol is in my system.
This week went from fuck this to hell yes in just a few short minutes.
I love the Danica Patrick COMMERCIAL with statements about how she's not just a marketing gimmick. Keyword in this is commercial, keyword left out is victories. How's go daddy going for ya, Danica?
In China, noodle asks for you
Even though searching for a nice restaurant in Totnes, I was still disappointed when I clicked on eatoutdevon.com and found a restaurant guide.
huge wtf and huge hilarious
YouTube - man raped by donkey
entourage is back hee-haw!
This is quite old. No clue how I missed this: YouTube - Michael Moore vs Westboro Baptist Church
great recovery or greatest?
YouTube - Paul Merton's Inspired Response
I wonder if any of the dudes at FTR would fess up to reading Twilight.
WHAT?!
NO WAY, BRO! bOOK IS FOR THE HOMOSEX!
My development for the year was watching every harry potter movie. I have no interest reading about emo vampires. I am reading a vampire novel though...Amazon.com: The Passage (9780345504968): Justin Cronin: Books
oops, wrong time :(
I can haz page 100 now?
So what if I cheated? Screw you guys!
You've only cheated yourself...
did the least heterosexual thing of my life tonight, went to a wine bar w/ a buddy.
Was fun though, I'm still sippin on wine and I'm uber relaxed. Happy 4th bitches.
Soccer is like Twilight, the fans are delusional to the point that they convince themselves anyone who doesnt like it just doesnt get it, theres a whole lot of running around, and no one ever scores.
(I do enjoy watching a good match, and I played up til sophomore year of high school, but this joke is just too good!)
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Coolio. I beat it.
I'm pretty sure it's you. Or the very last carbon copy of you in the world.
Not if you win the game. I finished it.
I walked up, in my underwear, behind someone on the edge of the roof who jumped off. The game then ended.
Yea, that's the one I was talking about. I thought it was a tall woman in a skirt, but it's just me on the fence. Nevermind
My wife WOULD leave me after getting fired. What a money-hungry whore.
Well that was a waste of 10 minutes
how did you get past your boss in your underwear? He tells me Im fired and I start over.
After taking all 5 steps towards a new life, the world is devoid of bosses.
What the shit guys, at least get dressed for the final scene. Have some dignity.
Moved in with gf. Things are going completely awesome so far. I actually have food in the fridge, wine in my glass, and a made bed that is clean. Life is good.
big step, but from what I've heard about her (supposedly she's awesome--I mean besides the whole being with you thing--but whatever), you'll love it. moving in with my GF (now wife) was really great, and still is.
right now, though, at this very second, she is hovering over the toilet. she felt shitty from weeks 6 to 11 and then the last five weeks or so she's been great. tonight we had a party, she's telling me that "some sort of food didn't sit right with her." yeeeeaaahhh right, you're pregnant woman!
GL, so much to look forward to, Ben!
P.S. As she was hovering over the toilet I did thank her for being awesome, for carrying my child and dealing with all the bullshit that pregnancy brings. Then I cracked another beer.
YouTube - RSA Animate - Crises of Capitalism
An easy watch.
Holy wow I just heard the new Mel Gibson audio. That man has PROBLEMS. His career is OVER. You could try to say more cruel things than what he did, and not be successful
Hey wufwugums
God I hate having to scroll Wuf's sig all the time off the page so my 6year old doesn't say "What's she doing?"
This is how I feel reading Wufwugy posts...
http://www.icanhasinternets.com/wp-c...9888897-md.jpg
link to gibson, me be lazy
not sure where to post this, but 4chan stuffs the ballot box and sends Justin Bieber on tour to North Korea
Justin Bieber My World Tour - Faxo.com Vote Wall Contest
note to self: When you have the remains from butchering fish and the stuff to be discarded from making stock/consomme and you need to throw it out in the middle of the summer with consistent 80°+ days, freeze the garbage, then take it out on garbage day.
Luckily garbage days is tomorrow, but right now there are several thousand maggots creeping and crawling out of my trash can in the alley. It seriously looks like a scene from some crappy horror movie.
I didn't notice these posted on here, but maybe I just missed it. Really cool:
YouTube - RSA Animate - The Empathic Civilisation
Caution: If stoned, your mind may explode.
Got an alarm system installed early last week. Discovered only last night that the installer unplugged our freezer in the process. Hauled a heavy Glad garbage bag full of stinking thawed meat (pork sausages, tuna steaks, chicken, etc etc) out to the trash can, along with another bag of non-meat items. Garbage pick-up not til Thursday. Prognosis?
Srsly, you're setting yourself up for massive projectile vomiting and fear-ridden stares from neighbours who think you killed your wife and stashed the body. Either take it to the dump or drive behind your friendly neighbourhood grocery store and donate it to their dumpster.
How much to get you to eat it?
ya, if I were gonna do it again, Id either freeze the stuff, or put it in a garbage bag then twist the top closed tight, then use duct tape to make a really tight seal, then repeat this process at least 5 times to try to avoid any of the stench getting out as to not attract the flies.
And ya, that fuck face better be buying you a shitton of prime meat.
do you have any neighbours you dislike warpe?
my aunt highlighted my hair for free! it looks so prettyyyyyy!
ya why didn't you just toss the shit in your neighbors can?
5k!
soooooo..............I'm going to be a dad, right? Question is, boy or girl?
IT'S A BOY, WOOOOOOOOT!
Found out today, and I'm so fcking happy it's ridiculous. Now, mind you, I thought it was a girl for the first 14 weeks or so. I was damn happy about that. I was looking forward to daddy's little girl, etc....I always wanted a boy but didn't care. Then the last 3-4 weeks I *knew* it was a boy, and was going to be kind of disappointed if it was a girl. Even the other night, the wife said, "the heartbeat and the weeks-along pair up with a girl..." And I said, "FUCK." The wife gave me the stink-face and said, "GEORGE!" and I played it off like I didn't care, was only kidding, I can't wait to have a girl......but inside I was really like DAMN.
Fast-forward to today when we find out, I'm ready for whatever. I look on the screen and think I see a little baby penis, but maybe not. A baby penis? Maybe not. Then the girl doing the sonogram clicks the mouse, points to the screen and says, "that's a penis." Wooooooooot! I actually yelled, "YES," and did a little fist-pump in the room. Wife was extremely happy too but I don't know if that was because I was so happy, or what.......either way I'm having a little boy. Hopefully he's not an asshole like bigred and his penis is bigger than 'rillas!
congratulations
woah woah woah, a penis as big as mine is a blessing and a curse. There is such a thing as too big.