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Regarding yesterday?
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Alright, Ill be by here later tonight.
wuf on the vaccines I completely agree. I mean.. why did it take 10 days for the vaccine to trigger this shit? If it was a month later, would the same assumption be made? Two months?
And whats next? A boy chases his ball into the street and gets splattered by a bus; BREAKING NEWS, FLU VACCINE CAUSES CHILDREN TO DART INTO TRAFFIC!
hahahah u just wrote a Colbert segment...or BeckQuote:
Originally Posted by boost
HELLO FROM A PLANE 30,000 FEET ABOVE THE GROUND
who knew the internet could soar so high?
cyber mile high club?
:heart: ASL?
as if bigred could fit through a plane door.
He fit in ur mom last night!
BURNQuote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Track my plane!
http://www.delta.com/flifo/servlet/D...y&request=main
we beez descending, dunno when i get kicked off this guy
in flight interwebs is so ballin. Im so pissed my flight to asialand did not have it. Srsly, youd think the japs would be the first to implement this.
Yea long flights with internet is the shit. Pwning feesh a couple miles up is fun. :)
bigred, go see this and give a trip report pls. thx
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/23/ar...23samurai.html
That samurai thing looks bad ass. Def go see it and report back.
margaritas cha cha cha!
http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/2113/accident1o.jpg
I am second in line at the intersection, in between the white and blue cars, talking on my cell phone, and waiting on the light to turn green. I see a silver/black car zooming down the frontage road, and for some reason the orange car starts going across the intersection at the same time.
Silver/black car doesn't even put on its breaks and slams into orange car going 40 or 50. Silver car flys through the intersection and into a field to the right of me. Crap, the engine/front end is on fire.
I tell my gf something bad has happened and I need to go. I am out my car within 5 seconds I'd say. Run about 20 yards and there is a man in like his late 20s early 30s getting out of the passenger side. Woman is not moving out of the drivers seat and the fire is getting bigger. She is semi conscious, but not really responding to pleas that her car is on fire and she needs to get out. She looks like she just wants to go back to sleep.
Man is telling me i need to get her out, and is just saying, "honey (i assume it's his gf) get out get out." I am thinking wtf help me but I think maybe he was just in shock or something. At this moment, another man comes up and we start to try to get her out, things are a little crumpled inside. Not like WE NEED THE JAWS OF LIFE bad, but we can't just pull her out either. Something in the engine pops and sizzles, maybe the radiator? I don't really know anything about cars, but it scares the shit out of us. The fire got a little bigger and the flames are licking just inside the windshield. I finally free her arm from the seatbelt and he grabs her top half and I grab her legs and we carry her away from the car.
On the road where my car is at, there are like 7 frantic ladies screaming into their cell phones @ 911 operators I assume. We lay her down and I feel she has a pulse and is breathing. She just wants to roll over on her side and go to sleep. I tell her bf to keep on talking to her and don't let her roll over. I go over by the car and go get my flip flops that got stuck in the mud. Maybe stupid, but I figured the car wasn't going to explode unless the gas tank caught on fire.
Maybe 30 sec later firetruck shows up and puts the fire out in like 2 secs. Police ask what happen at the scene, and called me twice last night to verify some things.
post of the month at least, that is badass. good job, Jon.
not only are you a hero but you have jedi mspaint skills to boot, lol
hero_trip imo
invaluable shit you did right there, very nice.
That's awesome! When you say "something bad has happened" she probably thought something along the lines of you spilled your drink or whatever. But you were actually saving some concussed chick from an exploding car. That's cool.
lolzzz_321 is a thinking person after all!
I think I watched too much ER!
I didn't think to take pictures so all i have is this:
http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/4843/accidentt.jpg
Ya my gf was really worried thanks to the of the tone of my voice, but thought it was someone else since she didn't hear a loud boom and the line go dead. :)
trip[tanes you're awesome man, potfm! life is just a series of experiences and wow what an experience to have!
But guys, what if the woman turns out to be the next hitler? And it'll all be trips fault!
ID LIKE TO SEE THAT BITCH TRY TO PUT ME IN AN OVEN.
btw I just now realized trip is lolzzz. When/why did this happen?
Also can someone please explain what the fuck this live feed crap is on fb? It seems like its arbitrarily separating updates and making you click to see certain ones. I am unbelievably confused. Why do they keep changing things that dont need changing. Maybe they could just make stuff like their chat not suck balls, or just erase the whole thing all together cuz facebook is the devil.
A thousand times this. And why when I scroll down through the updates and click on "view more" and then see one that's interesting, click on it, and read it, then hit my browser's back button, does it not remember that I was in the "view more" section. I'm sick of having to scroll and click for fucking ages and ages everytimeQuote:
Also can someone please explain what the poop this live feed crap is on fb? It seems like its arbitrarily separating updates and making you click to see certain ones. I am unbelievably confused.
OMG, I miss this show:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...1950261009188#
Life without internet
http://www.cracked.com/photoshop_90_...ppeared-today/
Fuck that. I got feel like a criminal. I got a cab and cops were STILL there. FUCK YOUAMERICA
Drug boog is fun. :)
I really hate that feeling where you know you got pounded last night...but you're not sure what happened. Why the fuck do I drink so much when I know I can't?
Nobody comments on Trip taking a chance of the car blowing up for some sandals?Quote:
Originally Posted by lolzzz_321
I've had some really comfortable flip-flops. I'll just nod knowingly.
Edit: DRUNK FUCK!Quote:
Originally Posted by dranger7070
Yeah like, my flip flops are those adidas ones with the built in gel insoles. amazing. I really can't wear shoes anymore unless the situation actually demands it now.
Becuase this time it'll be different.Quote:
Originally Posted by BooG690
Because you're drunk when you do it?Quote:
Originally Posted by BooG690
FTR, settle a bet.
Drinking out of a can with a straw when you're a dude: gay?
gay or in a nice suit
Definitely gay.
so gay it's beyond gay, and a suit is no excuse.
Stone Cold Steve Austin demonstrates the proper way to drink out of a can:Quote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
http://i447.photobucket.com/albums/q...dSkullBeer.jpg
http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/193/8bb6e72a.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by flomo
Nice, I will check this out and send some pictures.Quote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
@trip, nj man...you are a thinking person!
those shorts...
http://bitingit.com/2009/world-of-wa...d-biting-it-2/
this is def the same kid from that other video
here's the channel with all the freakout vids
http://www.youtube.com/user/wafflepwn?blend=1&ob=4#p/u
some say its fake some say its not. i dunno, but still funny as hell
I just slept for 15 hours, that's how you flip your sleep schedule imo
Is that showboating or some kind of super strategy that misdirects defenses by not telegraphing a pass?Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
seeing how they won 58-0, I'd say showboating
obv fake, notice how at 2:29 he stops the camera to setup the next shot or whateverQuote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
YouTube thread is down the hall.
so is the nursing-home, peace
warpe does not care about black people
i miss living with spoonitnow.
Canadians are colour blind (or snow blind, depending on the time of year)Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
I only want play for dallas dammit!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljKnzB-xexk
here in the US that commmercial is 3 years old and in the youtube thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by meeloche
Chelle, quick question. Does Spoon ever ask you to call him "Spoon" during sex?
Making bacon at 1:20am is the bees knees. Be jealous.
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU I WANT BACONQuote:
Originally Posted by Bbickes
I have udon and you don't.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Quote:
Originally Posted by BooG690
lol wtf no
have you ever mistakenly said "spenda" ?
which "i" is saying this?Quote:
Originally Posted by Chelle
olivia munn, will you marry me?
me, duh. 'normal' chelle.Quote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
nope.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
I've never said anyone elses name while doing the naughty with spoon
why don't you live w spoon no more
this guy is amazing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuGaqLT-gO4
So first and foremost, I hope everybody in this thread (and forum for that matter) brushes their tongue after brushing their teeth.
Anywho, when I brush my tongue I like to get in there. I like to brush pretty deep inside my mouth. I kinda like the gagging feeling while brushing my tongue...
...does that make me gay?
Really depends on the toothbrush.Quote:
Originally Posted by BooG690
Only if you have one of these...Quote:
Originally Posted by BooG690
http://www.chocolatefantasies.com/Penis-Toothbrush.jpg
Not sure about gay but it makes you something. What was your reaction to 2 Girls, 1 Cup?Quote:
Originally Posted by BooG690
Wife goes to the store today, comes back with Halloween candy and...rat poison (we occasionally get mice in the house in the fall). Waiting for the cops to show up.
don't get the two mixed up!
I just deposited $740 into the bank that I forgot that I had. The wife and I went to Jamaica over the summer, and on a whim we went to Las Vegas to meet some friends right before our trip. When we came back we placed most of our money in a really good hiding spot in our house (we landed at 11pm and were in the air by 6am the next day, we didn't need the money for Jamaica and the bank wasn't open)...we were cleaning the other day and I stumbled upon it, holy shit was that cool.
Now it's in my checking account. Out of sight, out of mind. She can't see it, she can't (or won't want to) spend it.
You've trapped yourself. When she finds it, she'll be forced to spend it all to punish your dishonesty.
you need to learn to launder money from yourself
You mean the wife and the rat poison?Quote:
Originally Posted by UG
Manu Ginobili is more of a man than any of you
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=4612877
about 20 seconds in
Batman is in the building.
Just a little reminder Spenda; everyone's looking for you in the Werewolf thread and you're about to be lynched.
I met Adam West and Julie Newmar this morning.
you're dating yourself yo
So I've been browsing facebook looking at people's Halloween costumes and sure enough Gabe's name pops up on one so I check it out. Sure enough in the same album is Tom Dwan and they did a group costume together...that is ballin
had a convo with my mom about what i believe tonight.
she's the preachers wife, everyone.
I don't have any beliefs or religion or spirituality thing going on.
surprisingly she didn't freak out.
I just wonder how my dad is going to react when she tells him.
pretty sure youre either:Quote:
Originally Posted by Chelle
A) gonna get burned at the stake
or
B) get a non-consensual frontal lobotomy.
hes gonna blame it on spoon ldfo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chelle
sad news for teh gingers
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22289183-2,00.html
http://www.saatchikevin.com/sisomo/T...oo_Ginger_One/Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
ya dwan is pretty ballin' to be able to dress up with gabe!Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
I wonder if they have sexy make-out parties
One made me sad the other made me laugh pretty hard.Quote:
Originally Posted by kiwiMark
Good Job on making things even.
I currently have a 48-year-old student teacher from hell. Things are not going well. She's batshit insane crazy, she's not very good in the classroom, her interpersonal skills are awful, she doesn't take constructive criticism well, she's a pathological liar, she's a smoker and stinks (with coffee breath thrown in), doesn't have a clue what it takes to be a good teacher, and seems to be doing this to only get a degree with no future aspirations to teach.
It's Friday, though, so life is good.....but somebody post something cool to cheer me the fuck up.
http://www.movshare.net/video/5zc6zcixgsti7 - problem solved UG. Just go Van Damme on her ass.