My gf with my daughterQuote:
Originally Posted by flomo
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My gf with my daughterQuote:
Originally Posted by flomo
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I'd hit it.
i would tooQuote:
Originally Posted by UG
obviously you did at least onceQuote:
Originally Posted by dsmrolla06
different mom. notice the skin complexionQuote:
Originally Posted by UG
I was actually talking about the smoking hot blonde.Quote:
Originally Posted by dsmrolla06
ZING
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Originally Posted by UG
dammit! i was gonna turn it around on you but i didnt think about it until it was too late
daughter's making the "ready" for the moneyshot face, she's trained well
http://www.uppermichiganssource.com/...aspx?id=302587
my city is on fire right now, people evacuating everywhere. awww shit.
omg all i can smell is smoke when i go outside. so many people have lost their homes already.
is it coming at you? crazy stuff
it was like 97 degrees and winds up to 40 mph, it's all smores and hotdogs fault me thinks.
nah i should be fine
Holy Shit ! ! ! !
alright, Brittany Murphy, do you like her more as a naughty crazy bitch (a la 8 mile) or a proper-looking rich girl (like in just married)?
BragQuote:
Originally Posted by dsmrolla06
anyone know where i can get the popcorn eating emoticon?
I've actually never liked her.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
http://forum.neverbeg.com/images/smilies/popc1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by flomo
TY Warpe!
Me neither. She makes me want to hurt someone.Quote:
Originally Posted by UG
Never found her attractive either. I know internet people tend to exaggerate their standards and all, but I honestly wouldn't find her desirable if I met her in real life. Plus, I picture her having a weird smelling vag.Quote:
Originally Posted by wesrman
i havent seen or heard of just married, but it sounds like a crappy date movie. if it involves her getting boned and showing more than i would like that more. otherwise, 8 mile.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
gawd how is she not at the very least midly attractive? methinks your standards are too high ftreezies.
sometimes i dont like being a female. especially when being a female causes me to be in pain for a few days on end. constant. god damn. fucking bullshit.
Bwahahhahaa. Its great to be a guyQuote:
Originally Posted by Chelle
old women are less happy than old men
ok, irl she would be pretty attractive...but as far as movie stars go, it's a definite no from meQuote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
Oh man people are gonna get owned so hard.Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
DON'T TRUST ANYTHING THAT BLEEDS FOR FIVE DAYS AND DOESN'T DIEQuote:
Originally Posted by Chelle
Id fuck her but id gag her first so i wouldnt have to listen to her.Quote:
Originally Posted by UG
9 months pregnant and then squeezing the kid out is by far the worst part of being a female. I can handle the once a month thing because I consider it a trade off for not having to worry about protecting testicles.
a girl at the bar today told me, you're not used to getting blown off are you?? (after blowing me off), which was kind of like a fronthanded insult (as opposed to a backhanded compliment), which i thought was pretty cool
also i was at the beach today for a few hours on a beautiful, warm sunny day earlier, which wouldn't be such a big deal but for the fact that i live south of cleveland where warm sunny days at the beach are really out of the norm
fires pretty much out now. lots of damage but could have been much, much worse.
i surivivvvvvvvvvvvved.
I assume you still make a decent living off poker. So why don't you move somewhere nice?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
she´s global top 20 imo. def the naughty-crazy bish like 8 mile and moreso her role in s.p.u.n..Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
vanessa rousso. . . . . . sit on my face.
Just Married is utter shit... i'm embarrased I didn't leave in the middle...Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
I'm also of the impression that she's hideous... but idk...
http://mysecondjournal.files.wordpre...murphy-014.jpg
Probably would at least take her for a rump in the rice paddy.
There are angles where I think she's hot, then angles where I think she is hideously horse-faced, all in the same 5 seconds.Quote:
Originally Posted by sil693
She needs to pick a good angle and stop moving, dammit.
this is pretty hilarious
http://manofest.com/index.php?option....html&Itemid=1
freakin hilarious
the biggest issue is all my friends and family are here so it's kinda hard to just pick up and move. i've thought about it a lot though and eventually i have to get out of this place..Quote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
Even if she would stop moving in a hot pose, it'll all magically go to shit the moment she opens her mouth to utter words from it.Quote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
can anyone find me the hyachacha vid? the only one i found that was supposed to be it was muted on youtube :(
hilarious stuff, #2 is classicQuote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
I almost died when he was screaming about who they sent that video to. The answer was The Internet.
stfu and go shave your pits, girly-manQuote:
Originally Posted by Bbickes
me either.Quote:
Originally Posted by UG
You reminded me again why I'm not having children. I'm also pretty glad I don't have to worry about protecting balls.Quote:
Originally Posted by courtiebee
yeah, getting punched in the balls is hilarious and horrible at the same time
i saw a documentary on showtime about child birth and how women have been convinced it's much worse than it should be thanks to a number of common medical practices. Then I read the Bible and jesus reminded me that he was punishing you bitches for eating that apple.
You can read?Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
level?Quote:
Originally Posted by kingnat
i dont gotta read it, ive got faithQuote:
Originally Posted by kingnat
a+Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
I had super hot chickenwings last night. So hot I had tears streaming down my face while I was eating them
So hot that for the next two hours my stomach hurt.
So hot that I have been actively choosing not to poop today. I'm terrified of the punishment I'll be going through at some point today.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEk9ZT49_b0Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
*that makes me so damn mad i don't know what to do*
hyachachachach
man o man there's another buyin! holy mackerel!!! wow!!
Neighbors aren't too particular about the noise they hear =(
I fricking hate my neighbors (the people across the street). The dad is an alcoholic (I think), and just yells at his kids all of the time, cussing at his kids about every three words. They're always working on their cars, go carts, or some other machine, too, so they're always loud.
P.S. Everyone else in my neighborhood is normal and we laugh and make fun of our shitty neighbors.
is that bispenda?
lukie spotting wuf?
that pic is from 2p2 tho I believe, someone saw that going down in their gym. I haven't touched squats in nearly a month since tweaking my knee.
I started working out again today. I'm out of shape, but not horribly so, just not up to my standards...getting after it in the morning, can't wait.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
p.s. that shit is crazy what they're doing, I can 100% say I will never do that....ever.
LOL ya. People are fucked.Quote:
Originally Posted by UG
i wanna say i saw that exact pic like 5 years ago when it made the rounds on the lifting sites, but im not sure. something that john davies' skinny retarded lying ass would say he made 400lb linebackers do to make them run 3.4 40 yard dashes
well I can see how it could be an awesome lift if appropriate safety measures were taken, but fuck you if I'm going to squat any sort of weight (even my body weight) on a bouncy ball like that. props to the dude that did that I guess, hopefully he didn't bust his ass a few half-seconds later.
sure its nifty, but its virtually pointless
it would be an entirely different matter if the ground was in perpetual earthquake for the last 250 million or so years, but given the way human physiology works, combining mass/strength endeavors with 'stability' endeavors doesn't yield much of either
not sure what you mean up there, but...Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
people I've seen, even using low weight, have seen tremendous gains on athleticism from using stabilizing balls (usually they're smaller). the stuff works, but I wouldn't try doing a squat on a bouncy ball like that guy did. that's taking it over the edge into the land of ridiculousness.
pic is epicly retarded, wow
a long time ago i saw a woman at my gym doing i think 95 lb stiff legged deadlifts on a medicine ball (smaller, harder, heavier version of the big bouncy ball thingy). not quite as retarded but same idea. didn't see any incidents but also never saw her again, weird.
seriously, wtf goes through people's minds sometimes? and honestly, i'm wondering how the dude even got in that position to begin with. think about it.
sounds like you're jealousQuote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
p.s. <3
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new one or old one? lol they are still pulling this shit out.
first one i ever had in my inbox though.
tldr
beginners and weak/small people make huge gains doing anything. the rules change once you hit the intermediate/advanced stages. in those stages, stability balls are very rarely used by anybody who knows what they're doing, and when they are used it's for low intensity/recovery purposes.Quote:
Originally Posted by UG
are you talking about medicine balls perhaps?
also if youre confused about my reference to 250 million years or so it has to do with the evolution of human physiology, and that our systems are not meant to thrive on unstable surfaces. the CNS and musculature just doesn't achieve the kinds of results under the 'weird' stimulus from something like stability balls as it does from standard 'normal' exercises. but like i said anybody will see neuromuscular improvements by doing just about anything if the net result is an increase in energy output
but dood, quarter squatting 1 plate creates more functional mass than full squatting 3 plates. bulky muscles just slow u downQuote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
eventually some wannabe gonna squat the bar while standing barefoot on nails. also he'll be about a buck twelve soakin wet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN6517n1xDw
modern warfare 2 trailer. gonna be sick. kinda sounds like captain prices voice is in it
omg looks so sickQuote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
Thinking about getting personalized plates for my vehicles...any suggestions?
fwiw...truck is an '01 Silverado Z71 and car is a '96 cobra
save the money you'd spend on personalized plates and put it toward a new car?Quote:
Originally Posted by OP
Ya dont do it, its gay.Quote:
Originally Posted by OP
Every time i see someone with one i think omg what a douche bag.
But w/e its your life. ;)
I saw personalized plates on a particularly douchey-looking Corvette that read:Quote:
Originally Posted by wesrman
LVNADRM (provide space for you to interpret).
I'm guessing he was going for "Livin' a Dream"... but the first time I read it as "Live in a Dorm", and lol'd.
level?Quote:
Originally Posted by OP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=453Ww...layer_embedded
Men vrs Wild, featuring Will Ferrel
he's so funny.
i went to the gym early today.. maybe 2-3ish.. a few observations:
1) lots of hot HS-collegeish aged women. seriously wtf. i didn't know where to start really so i just did my workout, chalked my hands a bit, made a few grunts and mean faces and got out of there.
on the flip side of this, there were also many douchebag HS-collegeish douchebags (yes, i needed to say it twice) up there. if the idiot walking RIGHT in front of me while i was doing power cleans wasn't bad enough, the even bigger idiot macking on what was clearly his very hot girlfriend put me in a steaming cauldron of rage.
2) i did some leg presses at the end of my workout. there happened to be another leg press right next to it, very close. the father son circus was going on there. i've seen the dad make this kid do the worst back rounded, shaky jerky deadlifts ive ever seen in my life. anyway i'm leg pressing and the kid bumps the weight rack thingy which, to say the least, did not please me.
i kept it calm though and after i finished my set and the moronic dad was on the other leg press giving instructions to his observing son, i calmly and quietly asked the son to try to be a little more careful and give more room to lifters in the future. son was cool about it, dad not so much. he kinda snapped, i started laughing and made a few sarcastic comments, and i got the hell out of there before i buried his face into the ground.
the end, i hope nobody was expecting anything to happen
I just saw some guys BMW with the license plate "CHEKRAISE" or something like that.
a car in my gf's apt complex has a plate that says yarrrr with a trogdor bumper sticker
makes me smile every time
Quote:
Originally Posted by tom
fuck cock.
woo disability people reversed their decision to deny me. yay.
fuck cock? Disability? Spoon doesn't have a penis?
looks liek good sig material to me
A++++++++++Quote:
on the flip side of this, there were also many douchebag HS-collegeish douchebags (yes, i needed to say it twice) up there. if the idiot walking RIGHT in front of me while i was doing power cleans wasn't bad enough, the even bigger idiot macking on what was clearly his very hot girlfriend put me in a steaming cauldron of rage.
dude your stories always seem to flat-line right about at the point it gets good
change that shit yo [ie: happy ending, badass fight, you have sex (lol), etc]
<3
woah wait wat ur tellin me u actually read multiline poastsQuote:
Originally Posted by UG
this is ftr, nobody here reads anything longer than half a letter
ima just gon start posting single word responses to evarthing then soon become king of teh foram
I go the extra mileQuote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
for Lukie
so suck it please
and eat my dookie
ha!
this is what separates ug from us mere mortals.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy