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I have travelled by foot, plane, train, bus and automobile for poon. It's really no obstacle at all with the proper poonfocus.Quote:
Originally Posted by ProZachNation
Oh, and bike and boat. And snowmobile. Subway, of course. Maybe a trolley or two.
no scooter for poon?
i have no problem with it, and i don't consider anyone my buddy, dude.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
he's not your dude, pal
wtf, came across this looking at Sarah Chalke's Bio, you'll want your 4 minutes back, trust me
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c0c...-rashida-jones
I wish I were Jon Stewart and got to interview govt peeps under the context of a comedy show.
Then I wish I could turn off the cameras and cockslap em all. I think it's funny that we'd work so much better as a 1 party system (Repubdemocraticans) . So Team Republican would stop sucking so hard.
Obama's speech tonight was a beautiful piece of oratory.
In other news, Ron Paul has introduced a bill to abolish the Fed.
people need to start showin off Ron Paul
I have a client in Nashville and have been travelling here a couple of days a week for the past few months. Hotel and client are both near Vanderbilt University. There are some SERIOUSLY HOT coeds that attend Vandy. I mean they are like EVERYWHERE
That SERIOUSLY HOT thing, I think its epidemic.
I swear that the SERIOUSLY HOTNESS factor has increased dramatically on average in recent years, and I can't explain why. Now that would be some gratuitous research!
On sidenote: I'm working on refinement, and as requisite I'm going to start drinking more wine.
But then I realize I have no good corkscrew. Anyone has a good one they can recommend?
It gotta have looks AND utility.
Does not really have looks now, does it?
But unquestionable utility though.
go to buffalo billiards on 2nd ave. that's where they go to chill. a :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by GatorJH
http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/02/12/m...ery/index.html
pretty cool imo
Musha rain dum a doo dum a da
hooking up with the "buddy used" goods is so tempting at times, but its pretty much always the wrong choice.
rabit wine corkerQuote:
Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
i am drunk from one leg of a 3 leg flight back from fargo... i ordered two airplane bottles at a time.. and had 5 rounds... the azn steward thought that I was a fucking balla...
i'm currently in the continental wing of the newark airport... and feel weird....
i think i'm moving to fargo too.... keep drinking? the large hand points to yes.
Do it. Why didn't you bang the azn attendant? Then you'd be baller.Quote:
Originally Posted by kingnat
what do you mean by looks? classic? techno? super gay?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
i regifted a rabbit, and then just threw the next one away-swig i'll send you my next rabbit
swiss army knife very practical--i use this often and find other uses for it
mine
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1cR7UYOymt...rton-knife.jpg
i like the waiter's buddy type
but my faves are these types--screwpulls
http://www.corkscrew.com/images-sale...ull_pocket.jpg
http://www.thewineestablishment.com/...pulltravel.jpg
what's wrong with the rabit?
just too big for meQuote:
Originally Posted by swiggidy
screwtops :D less hassle standing between me and my booze
If only I had a dollar everytime I heard that...Quote:
Originally Posted by flomo
I liked the rabit I used. Quick in, quick out. The screw tops work, but require some effort.
You don't really need the preface in the random thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
super awesome. he must really like Bon Jovi.Quote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
Thanks flomo, swiggidy and xtr!
To tell you the truth, I was unsure what I was looking for. But I always like my stuff to be exclusive, like people see shit at my home they never 0w anywhere else.
So I think I am gonna buy this one:
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/184...00aa280lq5.jpg
Oenophilia Tangerine-Orange OenoPull Wine Opener with Foil Cutter
It looks striking, and it seems like it opens bottle's quickly. I hve no idea on the build construction, but its relatively cheap.
I hope to meet Jack Sawyer one day.
FTR Vegas '09 amirite?
You are welcome on my island anytime, since I to would like to meet a person with "Ultimate" in his name. Actually, this invitation is extended to the rest of the FTR gang as well, guys. We'll have some Buchanan's 21 ;)
Vegas '09, you can sleep in my bed (bigred has dibs but for you I'll work it out).
(forserious) are you going to FTR Vegas '09?
If so......awesome.
I just watched a documentary called The King of Kong. It's about this culture of guys who seriously live to play Donkey Kong (the super old arcade version). It's fucking ridiculous how obsessed these guys are with the game and how they hero worship the current world champ. It is fucking hilarious.
I'm shooting for it. Having that as my inspiration will probably make me stop being so lazy and grind.
I'd say its about 15% certain as of right now. The odds are against me, but that's the way I like it!
your percentage sounds ridiculously low, should be closer to 100% imo
there must be some sort of short stacking conspiracy going on. there are about 20-25 hu 1/2 tables running with ss'ers, then like 50 more of the fuckers sitting in at a table waiting for someone...wtf?
Hai bonusQuote:
Originally Posted by will641
Hai bumhunters x.xQuote:
Originally Posted by swiggidy
that is seriously possibly the coolest viral video Ive ever seen.Quote:
Originally Posted by kb coolman
Wow this video!
That was great show or man is crazy! :lol:
http://profile.ak.facebook.com/objec...71141_5607.jpg
thats what she said
can we make this a new smiley?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...350s/07717.jpg
just won this sick vintage leather motorcycle jacket on ebay for 71$!!
I measured myself, and Im pretty sure it will fit, but Im not exactly sure if it will be loose enough to fit a hoodie under or if it will be a tshirt only thing. I had reservations about it being red, and I had originally planned on black. But the cut and bulky zippers are awesome, and I think it will be cool to have a red jacket that stands out from all the black/brown vintage ones out there. Oh and its infinitely cooler than the modern riding jackets that they sell in stores now adays...
imoQuote:
Originally Posted by boost
http://www.pleasedancewithme.com/Cli...illerPhoto.jpg
yessssssss
p.s. if only I could find that jacket... my life would be complete.
p.p.s. I was thinking something more along these lines though..
http://www.firstshowing.net/img/akira-posterbig.jpg
lol wow epicQuote:
Originally Posted by boost
I would be even more impressed if you had traveled by hot air balloonQuote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
that jacket is pretty sick.
Something kind of funny, the only time I ever did not wear my jacket was when I got hit.
Good news is I still got my jacket! haha :(
God sometimes I want to get another bike, but yeah I do not think I could deal with it.
In other news anyone want to do me a big big favor? I need like $500 on stars, I got money on Fulltilt. I could toss a few bucks whomevers way for helping me if they want.
worst.pun.ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_B5UrI7nAI
I still laughed though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
best.pun.ever?
zach, I can understand not wanting to get back on a bike, I mean you were out of commission for quite a bit, right? I bet all the stupid people telling you that bikes are very dangerous would be even more annoying after being in a crash eh? I really hate their irrational reasoning.
"I know someone who was in a motorcycle accident, so they are dangerous and no one should ride them."
srslys, are you peole really that dense?
what is your argument that they're safe, or at least that they're no more dangerous than cars?
bikes > cars > airplanes > walking > not participating in any form of travelQuote:
Originally Posted by will641
do you see why what you are leading to is flawed?
pretty sure airplanes are the safest means of transportation hands down.
It is not that bikes are more dangerous. But if you think about it like in the past two years I think three different people have rear ended my dad's truck at lights. (just bad luck) I mean it sucks but insurance pays out and fixes it.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
Same thing happened on a bike and ugh.
So motorcycles are I guess more dangerous. I mean if you are responsible you are just as likely to be hurt in a car accident, but bikes are more dangerous just because a minor accident in a car could be a deadly accident on a bike.
w/o a doubt the shittiest thing about the entire incident was I had had my license a MONTH. I know a lot of people who have been riding for years and thank god they have all never had anything happen to them.
The only thing that pissed me off was that most people assumed I was at fault in my crash until I told them the story. It is like who the fuck do you think you are coming at me with that assumption. A lot of people think everyone who rides is some jackass doing 100 weaving in between cars.
I'm not leading to anything, but you are saying that bikes are safe and I'm curious as to your reasoning behind saying that. Also, even if I were leading to something, I'm not sure what you think that is, or why it is flawed.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
I never said bikes were safe. But even if I did it would mean what? Safe is a relative term, and that is the point that I was making. Yes, you can get hurt on a bike, but you can get hurt doing just about anything. Hell running a marathon is fucking dangerous. Every year in the chicago marathon, several people die. Yes, die.Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
I dont even need to start to explain the pros of riding a bike for you to see that it simply gets an unfair negative wrap.
btw I just searched and downloaded the entire tony hawk2 sound track from itunes, cuz its that awesome. I couldnt find one song anywhere, so I check torrents. The only thing I could find is the complete soundtrack including the missing song. So now Im illegally stealing all the songs I just bought +1 ...
makes me wish I just stole it all in the first place..
yessssssssssss. that soundtrack, actually that game kicked so much ass.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
ya, in all fairness gta3 and on should be excluded from any "best video game soundtrack" discussion for pretty obvious reasons. And when we make this rule, THPS2 wins hands down imo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bbickes
p.s. fuck it, cut the cord- LIGHTS OUT TURN ON THE RADIO- TURN THAT SHIT UP!
A hand of poker played by Lukie gets turned into a movie:
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=2009021816011778
lol eric is internet famous!
I think there's actually some sound advice behind that, although I'd certainly never advocate that no one should be allowed to ride them.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
- Life nit
Nice.Quote:
Originally Posted by SaulPaul
ahahahahhaha a+Quote:
Originally Posted by SaulPaul
It's snowing outside right now, and all I can think about is how much fun it would be to head to an empty parking lot and reak havok with my 4wd car. weeeee...
amazingQuote:
Originally Posted by SaulPaul
I'm a little ashamed at how much this made me giggle.Quote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
This deserves its own thread imoQuote:
Originally Posted by SaulPaul
Lukieplaya kicks clown assQuote:
Originally Posted by GatorJH
lukie your accent his super sexy. cyber?Quote:
Originally Posted by flomo
Girl Arrested for Texting; Hides Phone in Butt
http://www.tomsguide.com/us/sms-text...news-3492.html
can you believe that shit? OMG SHE'S TEXTIN CAAAALL TEH COPPERS!Code:Earlier last week, an incident occurred in Wisconsin where a 14 year old girl was arrested by police officers after she was reported to the police by her school teacher for texting on her phone during class.
LOL COPS R COMING! IN THE BUTT! IN THE BUTT!
Why do I never get cool jobs like searching a girl's nether regions for a phone? Fucking communism I tell ya.
anyone else find it really funny when you give a cashier correct change and they just cant figure it out? e.g. today i went to jimmy johns and it was $6.22. i give him $10 and he insta rings it up and then im like oh heres a quarter. he holds it for like 10 seconds trying to figure out how to give me change. im like its $4. hes like here this is easier and hands me $3.78 and gives me my quarter back.
ask people how many thousands are in a million. you'll be shocked.*Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
*and probably come off like a douchebag too, oh well
cashews taste so good
I go to culinary school. Generally people who end up in kitchens had a hard time fitting into the standard educational system. A lot of the people Im in class with have trouble finding the yield percentage of a piece of meat (really simple math, edible portion / as purchased = yield.)
But to be fair, if you set foot in a kitchen these same people would make you look like a fool.
i love cashews, but blue diamond smoked almonds > cashews ainec.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
:heart: = frozen chocolate chips + almonds
... 5?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
are you retarded? its 7 ldo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
I've found that most 'great' cooks can only make great food when they use globs of butter and sugar.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
I anxiously await the response of somebody that actually knows what they are talking about.
don't forget the saltQuote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
I didn't forget it. It's just that i happen to use a lot of salt. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by flomo
True story - I was in some sort of store/gas station years ago buying some various things. The total came to something like $10.xx so to avoid getting a bunch of $1 bills I handed the clerk $21. She very politely gave me my $1 back saying "The total is less than $20 sir". I then politely stood there while she gave me my $9 and change, then slipped the $1 back into the mix and said "Can I get a $10 bill from you?". "Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
"Absolutely", she said. I am fairly sure she never fully understood what happened there.
You're just old, Gator. I'm pretty sure no one under 30 does this anymore. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by GatorJH
wat? 30 is old? :cry:
ppl live past 30?
not according to logans run. they're actually making aremake of tat in 2010. it kind of feels not right to think thats next year.Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
also kb, i do what gator did all the time and im 20, so eat it!
whenever I'm not using my card, I do.Quote:
Originally Posted by kb coolman
23
ahhhhhhhhhhh the sweet smell of vindication.
I do too, but I'm 35.
Of course, poker players are smarter than your average citizens....
I find that you probably have never tasted truly great food.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
Also the most amazing food is not really going to fit into a body builders diet. This is a fact. If you want decent tasting healthy food, thats fine, but it just wont be "amazing!" Also butter and heavy cream are not the bane of a healthy person. Eating this over processed crap is what is really wrong with our diets. Sure you shouldnt be eating butter by the pound, or drinking heavy cream by the quart, but having them in your diet is not a bad thing. Look at the french, then look at us americans.
This is so true. Growing up, I drank several glasses of whole milk every day. My dad cooked fried eggs and thick sliced bacon for breakfast almost every day. We fried everything from corn to okra to chicken to chicken fried steak. Then we topped it with butter. We put heavy cream in our Dr. Pepper because it made it taste like the leftover soda from a float. We ate dessert everyday after lunch and dinner.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
And we were all thin and healthy because we were active, and everything we ate was fresh.
My Dad is in his 60's now. He still eats cheeseburgers all the time and drinks at least one large Dr. Pepper everyday, and he's healthy as an ox because he he has a very active lifestyle. I'm 35, have a desk job, eat fast food at least 3 times per week, and struggle to get to the gym on a regular basis. And I wonder why I'm 40 lbs overweight and my knees hurt. It ain't the butter and cream that's the problem.
I cannot remember the last time I carried cash around when I wasn't in Vegas
get outQuote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
live
go to places that only take cash
fuck you blahablah.com and subrubia\\\
drunk fuck joff bastardw
exactly! I mean, I think soda is horrible, but still your anecdote supports the point. Dont sit on your ass and expect to be healthy. 100 years ago people were not eating soy protein shakes for two meals a day and a salad for dinner. However they had jobs that consisted of a lot of manual labor which kept their metabolisms up to speed. You cant sit on your ass all day and expect to be healthy. Also these people from 100 years ago didnt eat nearly as much of this highly processed crap that we gobble down nowadays. Our body simply doesnt know how to metabolize a lot of these compounds, and they cause lots of unexpected side effects because of this. Rant rant blah blah meow cheow.Quote:
Originally Posted by kb coolman
Fwiw I drink soda sporadically, but really I shouldnt drink it at all. Unlike butter and cream and these other "bad" things, soda has absolutely no nutritional value. Its just straight up bad for you.
good points for sure.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
take my dad for instance. from what he tells me, for breakfast he eats something like this: a bowl of cereal, rye toast, and orange juice. he thinks it's the healthiest thing in the world. i try to explain otherwise, but things like 'processed carbs' 'massive insulin spike' etc. just don't seem to mean a whole lot to him.
put me in the decent tasting healthy food category. i very rarely use cream/butter/sugar, but having them in your diet (in moderation!) is fine.
i think we are mostly on the same page here, but refresh my memory on the nutritional value of butter and cream?Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
if you're looking for saturated fats (and indeed you do need some), red meat and whole eggs are much better choices.