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IT'S OVER 9,000 BITCHES
Ah that's cool. Should you ever find yourself in Leuven, or in Limburg, more specifically Genk, Hasselt or thereabouts, be sure to hit me up and we can go for a drink. Never met someone from FTR before.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
As for my trip to the unibet open, I missed the first qualifier this sunday. I told my friend my policy was we'd only play for it with money we won, so we just did some satellites but didn't make it. Took a satellite into the 75k guaranteed though, which we proceeded to win. First place 15600 euro, 7800 each. So now I have a big instant bankroll and I'll be doing all the qualifiers on sunday from now on! Already won a satellite yesterday so that I'm the qualifier for next sunday. And yesterday I went to city hall to get a travel pass.. get that good karma flowing :)
Elderly couple buy shrub at car boot:
BBC News - Bedford couple unwittingly grow cannabis
I admit that i'm intrigued by the skydiver guy, and will likely watch.
[11:16am] [d0zerberry] woke up to ragine wiff, jealous of how i was sleeping
[11:17am] [d0zerberry] ragine: to rage with a vagine
Pro save on the typo imo.
U have am overwhelming urge to watch se7en.
I recently bought a pair of earbuds with an in-line mic. Worn properly they kept falling out. L in right ear and R in left ear they fit perfectly.
My fish tank that I set up back in May. An old hobby that I decided to pick back up.
http://i.imgur.com/nsRoN.jpg
You mean your forest tank..
It's a bit overgrown I admit! :D Makes for a better ecosystem though, lots of flora, not so much fauna.
This should make you wanna get off the sofa
Winners - Winners Gallery - Traveler Photo Contest 2012 - National Geographic
caffeine comedown headaches are extremely inconvenient.
as is hm2 breaking
the trick the mind plays on itself is that it looks at what you really want which it wants to kick you off of, then it says "but thats not what you really want, this is: but this is something less than that yet you cant get it." so then you're in a neverending spiral of lowering expectations but never even seeming to be able to meet them. the solution is to just reach for the stars. then you'll get what you want or die trying
holy fucking shit at 0:35.
Removed :(
HOLY SHIT
IN DA FACE
WOWWWWWWWWWW. They both going to jail now.
bigred straight up copy cat.
Yours was removed...Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
wow
Mine was removed :-(
I need a cigarette after watching that.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
wait, wat?Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
nvm I'm a moran
There's a lot of meh in there, but this one's perfect:Quote:
Originally Posted by BankItDrew
life with face cards - when my family is congratulating me on finishing 10th in a tournament
would like to thank reddit for sending the fucking ninjas with the fucking onions.
goddamn you
I have a soul, it's just hiding...right?
[12:17] <+bikes> fucking reddit
[12:22] <+bigred> ?
[12:23] <+bikes> http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...ml#post2111271
[12:27] <+bigred> AND WAITING
[12:28] <+bigred> what?
[12:28] <+bigred> is this just a ploy to get me to watch 3 minutes of sappy shit waiting for something funny
[12:28] <+bikes> there is nothing funny
[12:28] <+bikes> at the end
[12:28] <+bikes> unfortunately
[12:31] <+bikes> !
[12:31] <+bikes> new halo 4 trailer
[12:31] <+bigred> wait
[12:31] <+bigred> so
[12:31] <+bigred> i watched that for the funny
[12:31] <+bigred> and there was no funny...
[12:31] <+bigred> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[12:35] <+bigred> wake up bigred
[12:35] <+bigred> wake up from this bad dream
Hahaha, was too funny/awesome/random/disastrous to be true.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hawk
Russia IMO
LiveLeak.com - Russian Insurance Scams
Translation:
Russian laws have a very strict policy for driver's fault in case of hitting pedestrians. By federal law, driver has to compensate for damages even if he's not guilty. Even IF he'll ever succeed in proving this. Because we're talking about pedestrian set-ups. Let's begin with cases, where intentions are not clear at all, and actions are totally inadequate.
00:17 Bloke wearing a hoody is calmly approaching the Zebra. What could go wrong? Hands ahead, he traps just under the wheels. On purpose or not? Wouldn't do any good to him
00:28 This girl is going to run like mad out of obscuring auto. When she sees there's no profit, stops and calmly walks off.
00:40 Now the cases with 100% on purpose "wheel diving". Not clear if set-up or just suicidal.
00:55 Man lurks for a right bus to dive into, spends quite some time
01:18 A group of teenagers is crossing the Zebra as usual. Suddenly one of them takes a dive.
01:54 Now the cases, proved to be real set-ups.
02:00 "Witness" wrecks the mirror, "Victim" drops a phone, van obscures the view.
02:20 "Victim" with an expensive laptop
02:30 Just the BMW he needs
03:10 "Witness" man, the "victim" with iPhone 4 and a lorry to make them unnoticeable.
03:15 Sound of a hit mirror. Same script: broken phone, damaged arm.
03:35 "Road police" and the "witness" car get on scene in less than 10 seconds.
03:48 After seeing the dashcam, they pack up and drive away.
03:52 One of them even managed to be recorded twice
04:25 Classic scheme is to demand compensations for broken laptop or phone, damaged arm, "to pay the doctor", incapacity for work during an important meeting.
04:35 By law you HAVE TO always call the road police, whether it was a set-up or not. Even if the pedestrian says, that they're okay or if they walk away leaving an acknowledgment note.
This is what we've come to
‘You should’ve served US better and died!’ Debt collector berates disabled veteran — RT
A video of one of my classes doing "Call Me Maybe" to no musical accompaniment. They're seven years-old. I think they did really well and I'm pretty damn proud.
Insta-repost on facebook. Assuming that's okay. If not, easy to delete. Speaking in fragments these days.Quote:
Originally Posted by BooG690
That's great BooG. I was really hoping the kid on the left would bust out some gangnam style moves.
BooG, your kids sound retarded. Literally couldn't understand one damn thing they said.
But I assume they sound much less retarded than when you first met them, so kudos.
Rowan Atkinson's speech at Reform Section 5 Parliamentary reception - YouTube
Great speech. I tabbed it up at the bit that resonates most with me about the American media. Seems Britogs have it much the same.
That's cool, BooG!Quote:
Originally Posted by BooG690
The inventor of white underwear had stock in bleach.
Mother. Of. God.
Goddamn crooks
congrats on 9k posts and almost 4 years of randomness. crazy. will ftr be around in 20 years?
hellz, I got nowhere to go, let's do this
what's the origin of this whole jyms eats babies thing
He also works on cars, but only if you take his spot.
watched an interesting (to me) movie last night called The Oxford Murders. I won't go over the whole plot but it did bring up two interesting ideas that I have thought about before.
1. Butterfly effect. Most people reading this will get what I am saying how a small and insignificant action can cause a significant and seemingly unrelated action at a future time. Even for those who 'get it' I think the effect is still greatly underestimated. From what you say to someone, the text you send while the other person is driving, to when you sneeze in a room. Even if doesn't directly lead to a murder, a car wreck, or a sickness, you are still changing the world around you in some small way and all that implies.
2. Sequences. e.g. 2... 4... 6...??
The obvious answer is of course 8 and I would always answer it that way but even in grade school I thought to myself it really doesn't have to be 8. It can be whatever you really want it to be as long as the sequence itself was appropriately complex. The movie has a good but disturbing way of showing it.
http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...ml#post1292130Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
me and my son about 7 years ago
http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/1...ster0446ed.jpg[/QUOTE]
2... 4... 8... ??
The simplest solution is to just double the numbers and use 16 but there are a ton of ways to complete it. 14 is a solution as well (+2) (+4) (+6)
great pic Jyms.. just so happens my pic is at the top, and goddamn do I look like a douchebag
More reasons to hate drug companies
BBC News - Have India’s poor become human guinea pigs?
Tl;dr
Running illegal drug trials on unsuspecting poor and ignorant Indians.
2 4 6 10
lukie hope u still 11, u working hard or hardly working or what?
2, 4, 8, 13
One-indexing the prime numbers, the following formula generates this sequence:
Prime(n) + (((n) (n-1)) / 2)
2, 4, 8, 19, 144, 298, 2, 4, 8, 19, 144, 298, ...
2 4 8 64
4,8,15,16,23,42
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/i...MFFE1JjuFgAF7g
LOLOLOL FTR
http://i.imgur.com/zmE4Y.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/iIEc1.pngQuote:
Originally Posted by bigred
WotE 4 every 1
Thumb harp +
Progressive overlay/build +
Friend comes in with guitar +
Thumb harp overdub ++
Ukulele-banjo thing +++
Drummer stands up and there's a mic there just so he can stand up. ++++
Fuck! I just flew past a stationary police van with a speed camera doing a ton in a 60 zone. I breaked hard when I saw them and actually passed them doing 70. As I said, Fuck!
Good luck with that.
Speed detectors work as you're driving towards or away from them, not when you drive past them. They measure change in distance between 2 objects over time, NOT velocity.
You could drive in a circle around a speed detector as fast as you want, and it will register a speed near 0, since you're neither approaching nor receding away from it.
In Belgium I got a ticket for 70 kmph where is it 50, and 3 letters arrived from france for more speeding tickets (since when do they send them across countries wtf) for a grand total of 360 euros. Fuck me.
If you get a ticket driving across the country in the US, you generally can just ignore them with no real repercussion. Sure you'll eventually have a warrant issued for your arrest, but you're not getting extradited even across counties much less state lines for a traffic warrant. Just don't even return to that county again, or be very very careful if you ever do.Quote:
Originally Posted by jackvance
p.s. I am not a lawyer.
Now that I am back in Belgium, I've looked it up. You do have to pay, or the belgian justice system will take care of it, think bailiff at your door if you keep ignoring it. They have agreements now across countries, which sucks. But they're in french and not my language, so on monday I'm gonna return all 3 to sender writing "Translate to english please" on each one, and hopefully never hear from them again.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
I got a speeding ticket outside of Durango, CO. A year and a half later, when I went to transfer my driver's license to MO, they wouldn't issue my license until I paid CO off.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
Not true. I know someone that got a ticket in Missouri. She ignored the letters to pay the ticket. About a year later, she was pulled over in Illinois, where she lived. When the cop ran her license, she found out that Illinois suspended her license because of it. I had to go bail her out.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
I think it depends on the state -- some states share that information, others don't talk at all.
ya, ya, I should have been more specific, but this is why I said cross country. Afaik pretty much all states that share borders, share license info. Either way, this wasn't really honest advice. Who knows when something like this will come back to bite you in the ass. Thirty years from now on a family road trip, and you get pulled over and little Timmy has to see daddy put in cuffs and hauled off in the back of a squad car, all because you refused to pay a minor traffic ticket forever ago.Quote:
Originally Posted by NightGizmo
I'm pretty sure after a while most states sell your debt to a collection agency which won't be restricted by borders. I know someone in Canada that got a ticket in the states then just didn't pay it because he assumed it wouldn't catch up to him. Years later the agency found him and charged him the ticket amount plus interest.
"
POKERSTARS TO AWARD UP TO $1 MILLION IN CASH
PRIZES DURING 90-BILLIONTH HAND PROMOTION"
Hey FTR e-mail list,
Shut your stupid mouth!
<3,
DSC
I found this pretty craze:
http://i.imgur.com/zpqkY.png
US population: 0.314 billion
World population: 7.056 billion
Roughly 4.5% of the world's citizens are US citizens.
US prison inmates: 2.3 million
World prison inmates: no less than 9.25 million (under-reporting by totalitarian regimes is common)
Roughly 25% of the world's prison inmates are Americans in American prisons.
gross. we suck.
This looks like it's from Google+ :)Quote:
Originally Posted by surviva316
so you wanna turn off notifications by email BTW ^
Went to some charity shops for secret santa shopping today, picked up a Jack Daniel's Zippo that didn't work for £2. New flint & wick and some fuel later and it's working like new
He's not upset about getting emails from FTR, he's upset about having unattainable free % money rubbed in his face 'cause he's from the USA.
nahQuote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
u just have better Cops
I remember there being a thread about how crazy easy it is to get food poisoning from tuna salad. After probably 4-500 career tuna salad sandwiches, one of those bastards got me.
War on drugs is coming to an end, brah.
And in China, they throw them into secret prisons. That'll swing your stats down low.
sure it's reaching a threshold but it will be a long while yet before anything actually happens. the big issue will be what to do with the people who have been locked up for 5, 10, 50 years for something that we decriminalize. what do you do with those people? just throw back onto the streets? say sorry, bro? give them some $$? send them to china?Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
quite the range. it would be interesting if it was really the fifth sandwich that got you.Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
i've had sex with around 0-200 super models in my career.
They broke the law at the time. Does changing a law mean all the cases regarding it from the past are nulled? Serious quetion because I was pretty sure it didn't.Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
ya idk either. just seems weird that once the law changes, theoretically a 25 year old could have a life sentence in prison for selling pot while a 21 year old could be selling it.
They will be left to rot regardless of anything feasible that happens. Because we ostracize those we don't want to deal with, therefore they're pretty much doomed as is, and they're black and "hardened criminals" and nobody goes to bat for them.Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
Nobody who has money or is educated spends much time in prison for drugs
Move? :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by kiwiMark
Now I'm on board with your response.
HEY IF YOU DISLIKE FTR RUBBING IT IN YOUR FACE, THEN WHY DON'T YOU JUST CHANGE ALL OF YOUR GOOGLE+ NOTIFICATION SETTINGS SO THAT YOU DON'T GET UPDATES FROM ANYTHING AND THEN MOVE OUT OF THE COUNTRY. THAT'S AN EASY SOLUTION, I DON'T KNOW WHAT COULD GO WRONG THERE.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pascal
Well I guess you've embarrassed yourself cos pascal isn't saying he dislikes anything at all.
Jesus calm the fuck down kiwimark. Its not like moving is that big of a deal, canada is pretty much the same country but cooler anyway.
Why are you eating tuna salad professionally?Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Everyone calm down. Moving is the easiest thing in the world. Hell, I moved once because there were some leftovers in the fridge I didn't want to deal with.Quote:
Originally Posted by JKDS
I moved from my couch about a week ago. It hurt.