god one of my friends is such a luckbox. just got engaged to a smoking hot, tall, skinny Brazilian chick who is finishing up her last year of med school.
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god one of my friends is such a luckbox. just got engaged to a smoking hot, tall, skinny Brazilian chick who is finishing up her last year of med school.
why do i even have to say it?Quote:
Originally Posted by bode
worthless......... without............. pics
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Originally Posted by Lukie
right, there are indeed better alternatives, however these taste good and do have nutritional benefits. Cream, like milk, has essential vitamins and calcium. For butter I did not know the benefits off the top of my head, however since it is not a heavily processed product and is a derivative of milk, it will inherently have health benefits. On this website, http://www.bodyecology.com/07/07/05/...eal_butter.php , I found this nice little list:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
1. Butter is rich in the most easily absorbable form of Vitamin A necessary for thyroid and adrenal health.
2. Contains lauric acid, important in treating fungal infections and candida.
3. Contains lecithin, essential for cholesterol metabolism.
4. Contains anti-oxidants that protect against free radical damage.
5. Has anti-oxidants that protect against weakening arteries.
6. Is a great source of Vitamins E and K.
7. Is a very rich source of the vital mineral selenium.
8. Saturated fats in butter have strong anti-tumor and anti-cancer properties.
9. Butter contains conjugated linoleic acid, which is a potent anti-cancer agent, muscle builder, and immunity booster
10. Vitamin D found in butter is essential to absorption of calcium.
11. Protects against tooth decay.
12. Is your only source of an anti-stiffness factor, which protects against calcification of the joints.
13. Anti-stiffness factor in butter also prevents hardening of the arteries, cataracts, and calcification of the pineal gland.
14. Is a source of Activator X, which helps your body absorb minerals.
15. Is a source of iodine in highly absorbable form.
16. May promote fertility in women.9
17. Is a source of quick energy, and is not stored in our bodies adipose tissue.
18. Cholesterol found in butterfat is essential to children's brain and nervous system development.
19. Contains Arachidonic Acid (AA) which plays a role in brain function and is a vital component of cell membranes.
20. Protects against gastrointestinal infections in the very young or the elderly.
this sounds greatQuote:
Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
"smoking hot, tall, skinny Brazilian chick"
this is meh
"finishing up her last year of med school"
He's a luckbox until she leaves him for a better looking rich guy.Quote:
Originally Posted by bode
Not too much of a threat since she's already smart and will have her own healthy 6-figure income. What he'll really need to worry about is residency. I have a couple of close friends who are Docs, and residency was extremely hard on their marriages.Quote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
i knew this was coming and almost preempted it in my post, but meh, not going to post pics.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
ban. not even close. this is just blatant disrespect for an online community.Quote:
Originally Posted by bode
+1Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
There's a guy I teach with that has a wife that's a surgeon. I fucking hate that guy. Not really, he's a cool guy to hang out with and stuff. But really, I fucking hate that guy because he fucking has so much more money than me it's ridiculous.
ha. But think, who wears the pants in the relationship?Quote:
Originally Posted by UG
Wait .. fuckit.. Ill wear the skirt happily if my wife was pullin in bank.
If you Google Image Search "smoking hot, tall, skinny Brazilian chick", you only end up with a bunch of tranny pics.
FAIL
yeah, i'm pretty sure that your wife is smoking hot and is super good to you.Quote:
Originally Posted by UG
but go ahead, keep bitchin'
<3
POTY?Quote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
Benny has the funnyQuote:
Originally Posted by bigred
I'm trying to decide whether I like the Metallica version or the Dubliners version of 'Whiskey in the Jar' better.
the dubliners version is a little twangy iyam
dubliners and its not even close. i don't like the metallica version, and this is just so much more authentic.
So I just registered to Imeem. Fucking awesome.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW
http://www.pokertube.com/Movies.aspx...ker_S05_Teaser
ya, wow, hes sexy-- err I mean...
srsly though, wtf was whats his name talking about? "its the greatest love story ever!" Wtf.. how is blow a love story? Is he retarded? And what heterosexual man admits on national tv that he considers pretty woman the bar for awesome movies? Oh, and how is durr unsure whether hes seen blow or not!?
i thought he was saying pretty woman was the greatest love story ever. either way i was thinking wow could you talk about something gayer?
That guy wrote Blow and the Notebook.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
oh, so he was talking about the notebook for that part? I see. Well I havent seen that, so it explains durr's response. But still, the pretty woman bit was a little off putting.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bbickes
delayed coffee brewers are pretty much the stone cold nuts. not only do you not have to deal with making noise in the morning, grinding away, it makes it way easier for sloth's like myself to get out of bed knowing that there's freshly brewed coffee in the next room.
I make coffee the night before and pour it into a pitcher. I <3 iced coffee.Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
when it gets warmer out i'll probably start doing that. i <3 it too.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
that hand makes so much more sense to me now than it did 3 months ago.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
siiiiickQuote:
Originally Posted by GatorJH
It still doesn't make any sense to me. Then again, I just saw it for the first time and don't really follow the TV poker scene.Quote:
Originally Posted by GatorJH
Given action and position, Antonius should never have a hand he can c/c a UTG raiser with 3x, but he knows Laak knows this and all that implies. Still, I'd tentatively say it still looks like a really weak play given his equity vs Laak's range, but it sounds like there are some other dynamics at work here that I'm not aware of.
undeniably sick meta game? I mean, seriously, how often are you going to see that entire table be awe struck by a poker hand?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
Yeah, I know what you're saying.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
One thing I've noticed about Antonius from everything I've seen of him (and no this isn't going to be another homo remark like everybody else), is he always remains remarkably composed, never gives off any tells (that I can pick up on, at least), and is very deliberate in all his actions. Like, I don't even think it's possible to get a read on the guy.
that shit goes down in history in the gallery of sickest calls ever imo.
but then again, he did not fold top pair (9) J kicker against farha on the flop either for a half a mill all-in in S4; he seems to be prone to put people on flush draws (correct in farha's case, deduce-able [big part of his range] in laak's case)
and yes, you can't get a read on The Terminator
just found a black and mild in my printer. my printer. i was changing the paper in it and found it lodged in the paper receiver flipper thing. its kinda hard to describe but imagine some place in your printer thats not normally visible. i don't smoke black and milds...
[x]random
[x]true
so tomorrow i have to either throw away or pack up basically everything i've ever owned (parents dumped all my old stuff on me when i moved to my current place) so i can move on thursday, which starts about 6-7 hours before i typically get up.
yay for waiting until the last minute
i mean, there really isn't much of a way to describe it, other than it's a lot of stuff.
pics will most likely not be posted, the main reason being that i have no idea where my camera is.
Quick synopsis
Man goes to jail in Spain for raping a 13 year old girl and is let out 9 years later for a 3 day pass to visit his home town. Passes by mother of girl in street and taunts her asking how daughter is. Man proceeds to go into a bar. Mother grabs a bottle of gasoline, walks into bar, douses the man with the bottle and lights the man on fire in epic hollywood revenge. Man dies of injuries later in hospital.
I can't make this shit up.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...ng-rapist.html
hire people to take care of itQuote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
Ah, that story made me feel good.
This is possibly the funniest headline I've ever readQuote:
Originally Posted by bigred
how do they manage to make something this epic out of a fucking sac fly?
http://www.operationsports.com/video...ame.php?id=560
considering the move is about 18 hours away and i have virtually nothing done, i think i'm just going to have the moving company do most of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by flomo
they will be compensated at $90/hr for 2 guys and a truck (total), so i don't think they will be too upset.
Very nice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
(No way RL Ichiro throws out Granderson by 8 feet though, so the game is dellusional but looks amazing.)
Ya, and Granderson would never try to run over the catcher. Can't wait until that game comes out. I still played 08 even when it was the middle of winter. It's my favorite sports series by far.
i hate moving. i move too much.
how far is the move?
me too. i always manage to never fully unpack too. i shit you not i have a box unpacked from a year and a half ago filled with miscellaneous shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by flomo
this post moved me.Quote:
Originally Posted by flomo
Well, that just makes sense. You can't shit me because it's packed away.Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
That's just math.
look at the bright side. When someone tells you to pack your shit and get the fuck out you are halfway there.
wow, my adrenaline is going. i just got a message from my lawyer saying to call him back. i'm waiting from the courts to hear if i am going to get early termination from probation. and i dont remember the last time he actually called me so i'm really hoping it's important and that it's good important news.
oh and OFC when i call him back he's not in the office and won't be back til later.
close, 10 miles or soQuote:
Originally Posted by flomo
still sucksQuote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
good luck on the move
thanks.
do you want to come over and help me?
i hate moving as well...i moved 13 times in 6 years....wtf?
ZOMG! hearing on 3/6 on whether or not to release me!!! gawd i'm so nervous.Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
So I'll be in Florida for SB next week and when I get back I'll have Killzone 2, MLB 09 The Show, and Resident Evil 5 to play. so so so sick
be goodQuote:
Originally Posted by will641
and neatness counts
I have boxes I move but never open lol they just go home for the summer then back to school
i dont get all the hoopla. this hand is simpleQuote:
Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
4T = KJ because laak aint triple valuing worse than AK. no way he would go for sick value with JJ like this, and he opened somewhat early (don't remember where exactly) and that means that a lot of kings are out of his range, like KT but mainly K9 and below.
his range is very polar, he's playing antonius on tv and may wanna pull a big bluff, antonius knows that when its close between call/fold for a showdown the answer is call, and laak probably limps a lot so this takes a lot of sets and straights out of his range so its pretty likely that the only hands antonius is afraid of are AK KQ AA KK
which happens to be a pretty huge part of his range as an UTG or UTG+1 opener in a full ring game. good to know this is an easy call though.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
qtfQuote:
Originally Posted by flomo
i've been to court a few times for trivial offenses where it probably doesn't matter too much, but there are always people there for higher-type misdemeanors or lower end felonies. i'm amazed that these people show up in jeans and a ripped t-shirt. like wtf?
at the very least wear nice shoes, slacks, a belt, and a tucked-in collared shirt.
the mother pulling a lock stock and two smoking barrels is pretty awesome. She failed to first walk in, remove the fire extinguisher, then follow through on lighting him on fire.
yeah i'm not sure if i will be going to the hearing or not. it's in iowa and i'm in texas. if my lawyer says that it will look really awesome to the judge i will shell over the $300-400 to fly up there, but other then that at best they might put me on telephone conference.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
This hand was beat to death by 2p2 and it was decided that the only hand PA is worried about is KK because the KQ is heavily discounted due to it being Laak. AK isn't betting like this too often and AA the same.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
So what's the deal with pokertube having ep 1-4 of PAD cash game and then like 36-42 and nothing in between?
^^^^^^^ Worst Seinfeld impression ever.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
update on the move:
i kept pushing stuff back and pushing stuff back. my mom came over and helped but only stayed an hour or 2. then another girl that i used to date but haven't seen in a few weeks came over to help move. we got like 2 boxes packed and then i started banging her on steps against the wall when i was supposed to be taking her home. then i did her at the top of the steps amidst like 10 boxes. she was yelling abnormally loud, like almost trying to make her mark on the people downstairs as if she hadn't done that already.
now i have at least 10-15 hours of work left, and the movers are going to be here in about 6 hours. i, of course, have to sleep, and that easily takes precedent. tomorrow is going to be quite the interesting.
trip report to come
moving sucks.
wrong thread imoQuote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
if any of you have ever read raptors blog, this shit is lolgreat
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090225002003613
So I'm tilting today as usual and someone is pissing me off so i let loose the plz go fk urself.
Then I remember how mcat claims detriot's 'DETRIOTTTTTTT BASKETTTTTTBALL' sounds exactly like PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE GOOOOO FUCKKKKKKKKKK YOURSELF
and I laughed. really hard.
just did a 90 minute full body workout: legs, arms, back, cardio.
feelin' spent but good at the same time.
5 spades
Shit man I'm so out of shape I do my iron gym for anywhere between 18-22 pull ups, 20-30 pushups right after, then maybe like 10-20 of the like reverse triceps push up. I complete this all in about maybe 4 minutes and I usually feel weird for about an hour afterwards. Kinda pathetic I know. I worked out every other day for close to 5 years and I really let myself go the last 5. My brother is doing some p90x thing he saw on TV so I might try that if I see it work wonders on him.Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
Fuck my corrections test tomorrow!
I think 5-35 are PAD donkament, the numbers just refer to PAD episode numbers not specifically PAD cash gameQuote:
Originally Posted by bigred
I don't think 99 percent of the people on this forum can even do 18-22 pull ups, let alone do stuff after so not that pathetic.Quote:
Originally Posted by BoondockSaint
Today is Friday - YAY!!!!!!
I have a box filled with random crap that I packed when I moved in 1996. I've removed a couple items and replaced them with others, but it's basically been a box of crap that I just move every time I've moved (8 times now).Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
Anna Kournikova:
AK = Anna Kournikova. Always looks great. Never Wins.
:D :lol:
A man came home from a poker game late one night and found his hideous harpy of a wife waiting for him with a rolling pin. "Where the hell have you been?" she asked.
"You'll have to pack all your things, dear," he ad-libbed. "I've just lost you in a card game."
"How did you manage to do that?"
"It wasn't easy, honest. I had to fold with a royal flush."
ZING!
lol wow okay i guess i'm not that bad. i think you need to take a leap of faith (or something like that) and just throw away the box. it r holdin you back.Quote:
Originally Posted by swiggidy
That was actually pretty random amagic.
what do you call a half catholic half jew?
A CASHEW!
how has no on watched this and then lol'ed for like 5 minutes?Quote:
Originally Posted by bode
I have lost 25 lbs since January 5th. 235 -> 210
I can now do 30 pushups and try to do at least 150 every night.
My beer gut is almost GONE! and I no longer get winded walking up two flights of stairs with my backpack on. Which use to be pretty embarrassing.
What was funny was I didn't realize how fat I got till I looked at pictures of myself. I think the mirror lies.
spot on. That is awesomeQuote:
Originally Posted by frosst
I think Matrix 2 should get a little more love but it's good.
Should be in totally livin thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by ProZachNation
Congrats.
um wtf Blade 2 sucks, blade 1 and 3 were pretty good imo
no sirQuote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
Blade should be [50 10 20]Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
Overall kickass garf
youbothrdumb
doucy?
blade2wasprettygood
space bar ftw
we dont pay you to think, sweet cheeksQuote:
Originally Posted by bigred
I agree, matrix reloaded was actually pretty bad ass. I feel like people were let down because it over-did it. It almost started to parody itself, if that makes sense.. Also, once agents start to get owned, he mystique of the continuum is sorta lost. Its like once you reach a high level in a rpg; the game never "ends" but it gets pretty lame when you can just lolown everything.
That being said, the biggest mistake on the chart is simply that LOTR isnt 100-200-100
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200.../calendar.html
also, NAKATOMI PLAZA FTW IMO
and yeah, the original Matrix was easily the best Matrix ever. The other two dropped the ball immensely
i'm drinking cider because a very large man brought a 6 pack of woodchuck cider over and traded a few delicious beers of mine for his cider without my consent while i wasn't there. i mean what kind of man buys cider? let along a 6'5" 250lb man?