so whales are intelligent beings?
http://www.odt.co.nz/news/world/4890...stranded-again
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so whales are intelligent beings?
http://www.odt.co.nz/news/world/4890...stranded-again
the existence of lobotomies confirms humans are retarded
You could say they're having a whale of a time!
THEY'RE TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING!Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
That they're on Spring Break and need a tan?Quote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
hey big gay red
I recently stopped drinking coffee and have switched to tea. I was afraid that i'd feel like less of a man because of it... and the truth is, I do... I feel like a huge pussy.
Have a beer instead?Quote:
Originally Posted by kingnat
I watched America: Freedom to Fascism. God damn.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
true story: joe kennedy (JFK's dad) ordered a lobotomy for his semi-retarded daughter because he thought it might make her stop embarrassing the family. i.e. for political reasons.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
I think it was because of her mood swings or whatever. And after she was considered retarded, with speech becoming nonsensical babble. And because of this her sister started the Special Olympics in "honor" of her sister?Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
well the documentary i watched said, iirc, that she was at the very least not as sharp or smart or whatever as her brothers and she felt like she didn't get any attention or w/e because she had no political aspirations. so, she acted out for attention or something like that.Quote:
Originally Posted by XxStacksxX
:-(Quote:
Originally Posted by kingnat
Are you drinking Lipton? If so you are ghey.
I bought an ice cube tray to make ice shot glasses today. I'm excited:
http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/3...otersspill.jpg
Will post pics after I've tried jello, gummy, etc.
Link:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/...n/986a/?cpg=ab
liptons is the folgers of tea.Quote:
Originally Posted by swiggidy
shot glasses look sweet
I got this for standard daytime consumption: http://www.greentea.com/images/produ...tail/40206.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by swiggidy
and this for the evening
https://www.maxvite.com/images/lemon%20zinger.jpg-2.jpg
Although everytime i have a cup and say "Leman ZINGAH!!!"like i'm from Boston.
you betcha
Herbal teas taste like cat pee to me. As long as you enjoy it.
That brand for the white might just suck. Don't give up hope :-)
If you want something darker go with an Irish Breakfast (or English, but I like the Irish more, usually a darker flavor). I would recommend Twinnings and Stash for brands.
Also, a lot of people like Chai. It's slightly cinnamoney, but very dark. Stash's is excellent, I just got burnt out on it.
If you're getting desperate get some loose and an infuser. It's like going from McDonald's coffee to freshly ground kona beans.
the best tea ever is earl grey with lots of milk and vanilla syrup.
that's what she said!Quote:
Originally Posted by courtiebee
so i try to eat a steak everyday, and for the most part, i've been broiling them lately. i set off my smoke alarm like 4 times a week probably.. and yet somehow i never see smoke.
well today i closed the oven door by mistake after i flipped the steak, and when it was done, smoke came billowing out, yet the smoke alarm didn't go off.
hyachachcah stupid pos
Maybe not a pos. If it's an Ionisation smoke alarm instead of a Photoelectric one, it would be better at detecting fires with little smoke, while the photoelectric kind is better at detecting smoke.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
Wow, I guess I paid attention when the fireman talked in high school.
I think someone had a man crush on the fireman!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
Hose inspection time got me.Quote:
Originally Posted by GatorJH
But if this saves Lukie's life, it's all worth it.
why do you put an egg in meatloaf?
Because eggs are baby meats.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
that and it holds the meat together better than without.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucothefish
For binding purposes due to putting a lot of lean meat in it; without the egg it doesn't hold it's shape as well. Maybe other reasons too.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
Lean meat is teh suck. Stick some ground pork in and viola, no need for eggs.
I'm not sure what a string instrument would do for the flavor though...Quote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
zing!
It's a texture thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucothefish
strings hold stuff together - ldo
i'm officially a nielsen household. i almost threw away the packet, as it had been sitting on my desk for about two weeks. but, then i opened it up, saw 5 crisp ones, and said well since i'm getting paid, i'll do the survey. :cool:
Hey Kingnat, did you move to Fargo yet? Looks pretty fucked.
isn't it freaking obvious? PROTEEEEEIN.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
It's odd... in order for me to actually get hired for the job in Fargo, I basically had to wait until the spouse of the chair of the search committee passed away (very sad obv), and now it would seem I may have some cheap housing opportunities due to all this flooding....Quote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
It just seems that I can only have success at the expense of others suffering...........
..... anybody around here up for a little suffering?
Let's lock this thread after this post, it won't get any better.Quote:
Originally Posted by GatorJH
We're poker players aren't we?Quote:
Originally Posted by kingnat
Mmmm....Falafel Place. http://www.falafelplace.ca/ My lunch today:
Shwarma - Pieces of lamb, lettuce and tahini sauce in a pita $7.25
Curry, Lentil, Yam Soup (Vegan, no fat added) - Lentils, yams, carrots, onions, a bit spicy $4.50
*urp*
Old people are funny
I accidentally your mother.
i doubt that was an accident
is that bad?
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/...2/joker460.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
<<<< can't stop laughing
<<<wishes he understood but will fake laugh/smile not to seem out of place
dittoQuote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
It wouldn't be as funny if I have to 'splain it to you, but I will if you want me to.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
that batman shit is not funny
biden palin shit was funny
pm'd as to not kill the fun
I think we accidentally the commune today
you officially win the Internets today, bigred
http://plorf.com/media/pic-anteater-high5.jpg
Early Grey makes me puke in my mouthQuote:
Originally Posted by courtiebee
boy had it on today, commune needs more of thatQuote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
you have terrible taste, sir.Quote:
Originally Posted by swiggidy
Says the woman dating Dtheezy.Quote:
Originally Posted by courtiebee
courtney is dating dthorne?
where have you been for the past forever?Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
i think you just got leveled.Quote:
Originally Posted by GatorJH
right... right... I leveled him, thats it! Psh.. what a sucker, amirite?
seriously though.. she is?
you already leveled us once, boost
what you're doing now is just mean and cruel
is she really? i have no ideaQuote:
Originally Posted by boost
hiQuote:
Originally Posted by UG
FTR is clearly an expert dating service imo
do you guys ever write each other naughty pm's? Or make poker anologies while doing it? Does she sport the ftr thong for you?
D-Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
how come she doesn't use the thong avatar anymore, is it cuz you were jealous?
"i'm all in"Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
"i've got my ace in your hole"
"stop backdooring me"
i don't think it's so much a jealousy issue as it is a hey, i don't want you assholes seeing my girlfriends assQuote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
*unless you ship me $50 first
why ship you 50$ when Ive already got it saved to my hd?
p.s. fap fap fap
most disturbing thing you will ever read
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritzl_case
yeah, that about sums it up.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
been all over the news here for a while in Europe. Austrians are all a bit odd, but he seems sicker than most....Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
toady, in one of those social network thingies, i learn about a girl in Eindhoven in the Netherlands called Svelina Fuckof.
Damn.
typical dutch name
so the other day I slept over this girl's house, and she has these MASSIVE pillows. Like super stuffed pillows. So it's like 6 in the morning and she is passed out, snoring like crazy, and I'm trying to get in a comfortable position but it's so difficult because her pillows make it impossible for me to sleep. So I kept going back and forth between not using any pillow and using the pillow that was way too big, both of which sucked about equally. After a couple hours, I just left.
cliffs notes: http://goodbadandugly2.files.wordpre...9/02/fail1.jpg
^^ Ummm, wake her up and have sex again?
This is a Lukie story Swiggs, he hasn't had sex with her yet.Quote:
Originally Posted by swiggidy
no comment on the epicly awesome epic fail pic? weak.
anyone else heard about this "Conficker" virus set to cause a ruckus tomorrow?
One of my favorite Simpsons moments ever.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
Speaking of hilarious Simpsons moments.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ddj6DF1uPk...nk_Scorpio.jpg
Can anyone make this into an FTR avatar for me?
No, what about it do you know?Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
my mom, who is completely computer retarded, just called me scared to death about it but I don't know what it is really.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
just that there have been multiple articles about it on yahoo.com's front page in the past week. All I know is that it supposedly has infected a huge amount of machines but has been dormant and it's launch/strike-date is April 1st.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
I know very little about this kind of thing so this is what I've gathered from reading a few articles.
April 1, 2009
R.I.P Intertron
Nice knowing you guys!
I'll regret never cybering Courtie
except it was meQuote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
I KNEW THE WHOLE TIMEQuote:
Originally Posted by dthorne04
ill never regret phoning courtie. she never e-walked the same.
gg reading comprehensionQuote:
Originally Posted by dthorne04
definitely the best moments of my life. especially that night I got to talk to gabe, too.Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/1981/hankscorpio.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by dthorne04